Ever wonder what Axel would do with Zexion's Lexicon? Ever wonder about the Lexicon, period? My version of Zexion's Lexicon, enjoy! I do not own Kingdom Hearts.

Axel was hiding out in Marluxia's garden under a bush of red roses reading Zexion's Lexicon. Axel strokes the cover smugly, he was successful in taking the Lexicon, and right from under Zexion's nose. He smirked to himself while flipping through the pages, "Ha! Zexion will never look out here. He hates Marluxia with a passion...it says right here."

Marluxia put together bouquets of roses and left them on every windowsill, table, and flat surface in the castle. I burned the bouquets he left in my room and the library. The smell was making me sick. That was a bad idea though, it released a sickly rose smell into the air...I must scheme my revenge.

It is not written that Zexion hates Marluxia, Axel.

Axel freaks out and scrambles out from under the bush of roses, "What the hell was that?"

It is me Axel, the Lexicon.

Axel's eyes widen, "Whoa, Zexy's book speaks?"

*sigh* Yes, Axel.

"Wait...does Zexion know this?" Axel asks.

Of course, how do you think Zexion received the nickname "The Cloaked Schemer"?

"Ah, so your the mastermind behind Zexion." Axel says inquisitively. "That's some good blackmail material. So, if you're really the Lexicon you must know what Zexion wrote..."

Yes, of course, but I don't get your point.

"Oh, come on! Did Zexion write anything juicy? Some scandalous gossip would be nice. Anything racy. I can't find anything interesting in this book, it has like twelve-hundred pages." Axel whines.

Your definition of interesting must be different than mine...Check page 652.

Axel hurriedly flips to the said page...and pukes in a nearby bed of pink roses. "Ugh! I can't believe Zexion can read minds."

Really? I thought it was obvious.

"Why would he read Xigbar's mind?" Axel asked, still shuddering.

Zexion was deeply disturbed when he gazed into Xigbar's mindscape. That is why he wrote his account in the Lexicon.

"Ah. Wait, did you say Lexicon? I thought you were the Lexicon."

I was referring to the material Lexicon you hold in your hands, I am the spirit of the Lexicon.

Axel didn't answer, he just sat on the grass beside the rose patch with a confused looked on his face.

Don't strain yourself.

Axel looked up in annoyance. "Anyway, is there anything else interesting in this book?"

That is a broad subject.

"Okay, anything juicy that's not wrong...like Xigbar's mind." Axel finished.

Well, there is a section in the book containing chapters on all of Organization XIII's members.

Axel smiled wickedly, "Perfect. What page?"

892.

Xemnas, the Superior.

Wepon:Ethereal Blades, wields the power of nothingness

Axel flips to the next chapter, bored. "Ah! Skipping Xigbar." Axel finds himself at chapter eight in his frenzy to escape the chapter on Xigbar. "Oh, what did Zexion write about me?" Axel says and smirks evilly.

Axel, the Flurry of Dancing Flames.

Weapon:Chakrams, wields the power of fire

Axel is well known as the psychopathic pyro around the castle. He apparently owns the rights to the phrase "Got it memorized?" in eight worlds.

Axel smirks and mutters, "Yeah, eight worlds, Zexion. Got it memorized?" He flips past the chapters on Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia(Whose chapter is filled with hidden hate messages in between the lines.), and Larxene. "Ah, finally, Roxas."

Roxas, the Key of Destiny

Weapon:Keyblade

Roxas is in a close friendship with Axel and Xion. He often goes to Twilight Town after a mission and eats sea-salt ice cream with them. Roxas is the key to Kingdom Hearts for he is the only member of the Organization who can collect hearts other than Xion.

"Roxas and me are close friends?" Axel asks nobody in particular.

That is merely an opinion statement.

"What pages are Zexion's diary entries on?" Axel asks the Lexicon.

The Lexicon seems to answer with great reluctance, From page 500 to page 1000.

Axel flips eagerly to the pages and starts reading the entries with vigor.

He smirks occasionally, but is otherwise silent as he reads Zexion's personal diary.

Axel.

"Yes?" Axel asks while reading.

You hid out here in Marluxia's garden to avoid Zexion. Did you ever think of any of the other garden's visitors?

"No one comes out here except Marly."

What if Marluxia came out to the garden, should you even be here?

"That's why I hid in the bush." Axel answers, distracted. Not realizing that he is sitting next to the bush, in the line of sight of any random passerby.

Axel, look behind you.

Axel huffs but looks behind him. Marluxia is tending to the roses in the middle of the garden, Axel is sitting in the northern corner.

The Flurry of Dancing Flames curses and scrambles under the rose bush with the Lexicon. "Can Marly hear you?" Axel whispers to the Lexicon.

Only the holder of the book hears my voice.

Axel visibly relaxes, relived that the Lexicon wasn't heard. He'd have many questions to answer about that.

The Graceful Assassin waltzes gracefully (hence his nickname) to the bush Axel hides under. He strokes the roses and whispers sweet nothings to them. Axel silently shudders. The roses become more vibrant in color. The red roses turning blood red and the stems becoming bright green.

This is crazy! Axel thinks as newly grown green vines twine in his hair. Marluxia walks away in the opposite direction of Axel's corner. Axel burns the vines out of his hair angrily. The smell of roses is so heady that the smoke-smell is covered up and not noticed. Axel crawls out from under the bush and peeks over the barrier of roses to see that Marluxia is preoccupied with his rare rose in the opposite corner.

Axel snatches the Lexicon from under the thorns while muttering profanities under his breath. He stealthy sneaks back to the castle by staying below the wall of roses and not making a sound.

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