Hey, I'm not going to tell you my name because you'll probably
completely mispronounce it, so don't get upset. I'm co-co-author of
another Harry Potter story by Logan, you may know him as Logo, who's co-
author is Roxanne. Since I'm lucky not to be in an institution, don't mind
parts of this story that you can't make sense out of. My inspiration comes
from the *cough* STORIES I read, and by the way this story is RATED R (but
not really until the 5th chapter)! Here it is:
Chapter I
Harry was woken by the sound of his Uncle Vernon rattling the door to his little cubbyhole. "Hey, get up you slacker! You have to make us all breakfast, we're hungry!" he irritably commanded, "AND IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT, I'LL-"
"Okay, okay, I'm coming," a tired Harry said, "but can you move, you're blocking the door."
Harry got out and immediately went to the kitchen to begin just another unfriendly day with his Uncle, Aunt and cousin, which included commands, yelling, unpleasantness, and having to put up with Dudley's very spoiled ways. Trust me it starts to get you feeling more than a little crazy after a while.
Anyway, after much more of such a day, the young wizard decided he really needed to see the person who he had been hot for, ever since he first laid eyes on her, Hermione Granger. Her only turnoff in his eyes was that she was such a nerdy know-it-all. Yeah, Harry thought, I really gotta see Hermione. Maybe I'll ask her out, she certainly won't be able to resist a celebrity like me! So, Harry sent a letter to his crush via Owl Express and told her to meet him at the pub outside Diagon Alley in a few days.
* * * * *
For Harry, the next few days went by in a blur. He couldn't wait to see Hermione again!
Wonder if we'll DO anything, heeeeheheheeheeeehe! that was the main thought in Harry's mind as he wandered through the streets of town, on his way to Diagon alley, and Her. In fact, he was so wrapped up in Hermione, he didn't watch where he was going.
Next thing Harry knew, he was doing a faceplant on some rich guy's black leather shoe. "OWW!" Harry exclaimed as he got up, "I blame you, ya Muggle!". Harry huffily walked away in a stunned silence as the crowd watched him. "Just a bunch of non-magicky morons" he grumbled under his breath.
However, Harry Potter soon forgot this incident, his mind distracted by the radiant figure in white he saw walking towards him. It was Hermione! She had actually showed up! Yay! Harry thought, She came! (or so he thought dun dun dun)
The end of Chapter I
Chapter I
Harry was woken by the sound of his Uncle Vernon rattling the door to his little cubbyhole. "Hey, get up you slacker! You have to make us all breakfast, we're hungry!" he irritably commanded, "AND IF YOU DON'T GET OUT HERE THIS INSTANT, I'LL-"
"Okay, okay, I'm coming," a tired Harry said, "but can you move, you're blocking the door."
Harry got out and immediately went to the kitchen to begin just another unfriendly day with his Uncle, Aunt and cousin, which included commands, yelling, unpleasantness, and having to put up with Dudley's very spoiled ways. Trust me it starts to get you feeling more than a little crazy after a while.
Anyway, after much more of such a day, the young wizard decided he really needed to see the person who he had been hot for, ever since he first laid eyes on her, Hermione Granger. Her only turnoff in his eyes was that she was such a nerdy know-it-all. Yeah, Harry thought, I really gotta see Hermione. Maybe I'll ask her out, she certainly won't be able to resist a celebrity like me! So, Harry sent a letter to his crush via Owl Express and told her to meet him at the pub outside Diagon Alley in a few days.
* * * * *
For Harry, the next few days went by in a blur. He couldn't wait to see Hermione again!
Wonder if we'll DO anything, heeeeheheheeheeeehe! that was the main thought in Harry's mind as he wandered through the streets of town, on his way to Diagon alley, and Her. In fact, he was so wrapped up in Hermione, he didn't watch where he was going.
Next thing Harry knew, he was doing a faceplant on some rich guy's black leather shoe. "OWW!" Harry exclaimed as he got up, "I blame you, ya Muggle!". Harry huffily walked away in a stunned silence as the crowd watched him. "Just a bunch of non-magicky morons" he grumbled under his breath.
However, Harry Potter soon forgot this incident, his mind distracted by the radiant figure in white he saw walking towards him. It was Hermione! She had actually showed up! Yay! Harry thought, She came! (or so he thought dun dun dun)
The end of Chapter I