So, this was written in respose to the st_xi_kink meme prompt
I want McCoy's ex-wife seeing him with his new lover (kirk or spock, please). I want the bitch to get shown up!
Enjoy!
"Bones, Bones, Bones," Jim says, a definite note of amusement in his voice. Leonard looks down sleepily. Jim chuckles and shifts up on his elbow to kiss him, the little couch making the movement awkward.
Leonard turns on his side and loops his arms low on Jim's waist, dragging the other man closer. He smiles, and the corners of Jim's full, pink lips curl in response. Leonard leans down to kiss him again, hugging tighter.
Jim hums happily before snuggling securely back against Leonard's chest. He glances at the chronometer and notes that Jocelyn will be here soon to pick up Joanna, who is still napping.
Jim sighs softly and closes his eyes, trying not to think about how much it's gonna suck when the ex gets here.
"Leonard, calm down."
Jocelyn hears a distinctly male voice from inside her ex-husband's apartment. She pauses, because she's never heard anyone say Leonard's name like that, not even herself. She stops and listens, and decides they must be quite close to the door, because there is almost no muffling of the sound.
She hears a sigh from inside and knows that it's Leonard, though it's heavier –and lighter, at the same time- than she's ever heard it. There's shuffling, and then the other man's voice again.
"I know you don't want to deal with her, and I know you don't want Joanna to leave, but don't give her the satisfaction of seeing you like this," the voice is muffled, this time, as though its owner is pressed against something, and she knows immediately that she is the "her."
Jocelyn hears more rustling, and then it goes silent. She's about to step forward and knock when she hears the voice again, which she now recognizes as Jim Kirk, the young man who Leonard brought with him when he came back to Georgia to visit Joanna.
She frowns, wondering why Kirk would be there when Leonard is expecting her. She doesn't have to wonder long, though, because then she hears Leonard's voice.
"Jim," Leonard's voice is gruff, but the inflection is so adoring and intense she immediately feels uncomfortable. There's the unmistakable sound of two people kissing, and Jocelyn openly gapes at the door.
"Bones." She hears Kirk say. "Bones, I love you." He says the last part softly, but Jocelyn can practically feel the devotion and contentment and smile in the words, and she knows Kirk means it more than she ever did. Leonard repeats the sentiment gruffly, and there's more little sounds, what Jocelyn imagines as one hugging the other tighter. Then there's silence and this time she does step forward and knock on the door, hearing a quiet curse within.
Leonard opens the door and she says curtly, "Hello, Leonard."
"Jocelyn."
"Hello, Missus," Kirk says, and for the first time, Jocelyn catches the Midwestern accent in his words.