My friends are messed up. But, I guess in a way we all are. But anywho. I'm gonna put my friend Brandon and I's conversation in chat form so you can get a better view thing.

Brandon: Hey Sami, you write fanfiction right?

Me: Yeah, why?

Brandon: You should write an Adventure Time Fanfiction where all the girls are lesbians. And they go to an all girls school and yeah.

Me: Really?

Brandon: Yeah, I wonder what people would say...

Me: I'll do it but, only for ten bucks.

Brandon: Fine.

And so, I'm writin' this FF and I got ten bucks. Everyone in this is human. Warning: This is gonna be really random. And I'm just pickin' random people to be in *really girly voice* Love.

Fionna walked into the school hand in hand with Flaura (FP), and walked to their lockers. They had lockers in a small group with all their friends.

When they got their they saw everyone else was already there.

Kate (Cake) was holding hands with Rain (LR). Bonni and Marcy were simply talking. (Brandon: Boring, Me: -_-)

Lina (LSP) was making out with Winny (Wildberry Princess).

"Hey guys!" Fionna called waving.

Cake, Rain, and Bonni waved. Marceline gave a small nod, which Fionna tried to repeat but, ended up looking like she was trying to crack her neck. LSP just shooed Fionna away, too busy making out to care.

The bell rang signaling everyone's first class, which they all had together. They made their way to the sex ed classroom.

Everyone was busy making out when...

The Kool aid guy burst through the wall holding condoms. He hands them out to everyone. "Have safe sex kids!"

"Why do we need condoms? We're all lesbians!" Marcy shouted.

Kool aid guy pointed to Lina. "That guy's not"

Lina got pissed. "I'm a girl!" She yelled.

"Oh." Kool aid guy said backing slowly out of the room.

The bell rang.

Weird, random, crazy. Brandon was all like, "Make it good! I watch a lot of porn so I know lesbians when I see them." Yeah. I have interesting friends. So if you guys want me to write more I will. And if you guys want me to make one for the AT guys I'll do that too. Just tell me.