THE OTHER MINISTER DIES

DISCLAIMER: I own so much stuff and would like to own more stuff. I want an i-pod and chocolates and a life time supply of tango. But, I don't own Harry Potter.

"The Ex-Prime Minister wishes to arrange a meeting," exclaimed the butt ugly man in the portrait.

"But I'm busy," the Prime Minister replied.

"Preparing for your next speech?" the ugly man asked.

"No not really. Thinking how to ask out my hot secretary," The muggle prime minister replied.

"Well, too bad. Chocolate Fudge is one his way. I only said that he wishes for a meeting to be polite."

Next second, chocolate Fudge came out of the fire place, his robes ablaze.

"Damn it. Forgot the floo powder." Fudge said trying to put the fire out. "Anyway. I just wanted to say that the Dark Lord is back and he's up to no good."

"NO!" cried the muggle prime minister. "What is he up to? Is he murdering people?"

"Worse! He's stealing lottery tickets. His followers also hijacked 37 ice cream vans for him. The ice cream industry is facing a huge loss," said chocolate Fudge. He walked over to the door in order to lock it but his robes fell to the floor.

"Dammit. I knew I shouldn't have trusted that tailor," he said quickly conjuring pink fluffy pajamas and wearing them. "Anyway. I was kicked out for being a totally lousy Minister. The new minister is Rufus Scrimgor. No Scamgeour. No wait. Sceengeer. Ah screw it. Here he is."

Scrimgeour appeared out of the fire place. The muggle minister thought that he looked like a rhinoceros; big, fat and ugly.

"I'm the minister and I will only come to you to give you bad news," he said. "I may look sexy, but I have no girlfriend," he added. "I don't know why I just said that. I'm sorry minister, but I'm going to have to remove your memory. You weren't supposed to know that." He raised his wand performed a spell on the muggle prime minister who fell to the floor.

Chocolate Fudge walked up to him and checked his pulse

"He's DEAD."

"Ah dammit. Screw it. Let's go. Last one to the ministry is a kelpie." Scrimgeour said.

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A NOTE FROM ME:

Hey all. What's up…I got the idea to write a parody from CRAZY BOUT REMMY…. This was a short chapter, hopefully the others might be a little longer or if you guys get too bored, I might reduce em. Tell me in my reviews. They will be appreciated. Anyway. I will update within this week and hopefully my next chapters will be funnier.

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