Hey This is my first story so I'm going to do something simple just to get started, first there are a few things for you to know, I'm Zany and this account(Zany-Siri) is a joint account, Siri-my friend-is not a part of this story. Now that formalities are out of the way, this is a short story(Very short don't expect short stories often this is a rare treat since it's not the size of a small book) based off an event that happened a few days ago, oh and it's supposed to be funny SO LAUGH YOU FOOLS! I've never written humor before(you might be thinking "duh" but this isn't my first story I've ever written just the first on this site-there are other places for fanfictions ya know!)
A young padawan and his master are walking along and the padawan sees a civilian boy with a can of Pringles, his favorite. He looks at his master who is walking along not looking at him then he steps up to the boy with the chips.
Padawan:*waves hand* "You will give me the chips"
The boy looked confused for a moment
Boy:"Um, no?"
Padawan:"You will give me the chips"
Boy:"No I don't think I will, sorry"
Padawan:"You will give me th-"
Boy:"HEY! Are you a Jedi!?!"
Padawan:"AHHH DON'T KILL ME!! PLEASE!!"
The padawan cowered behind his master who had seen the whole exchange
Master: *facepalms*