TITLE: How I Met My Lover
AUTHOR: mmmh-Hot-Sauce
RATING: R ... May become NC-17 later
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters, well, maybe one or two, but as for the rest of them, they are property of ME
SUMMARY: What if nothing is what it seems and everything is a game inside of a game
FEEDBACK: I would be grateful for any and all comments.
CHAPTER 1
With every year comes a new conquest. A new age bracket. And a new tally. The population of SunnyDale High is 309. Girls 141. Fresh meat (Freshmen) 43. My tally… stopped counting sophomore year. So, who am I? They call me Red 'cause I'm like a fucking bull. Well actually, my hairs red, but the bull things right also. I go after anything that moves. Patient or aggressive.
While I have your attention why don't I tell you a little bit more about myself. I dress in dark colors, mainly black. Pretty much every day. I don't know why. Maybe to express my somber mood. It seems to make an expression though. Hardly anyone fucks with us. O' yeah you might want me to explain the 'us' part. Well that's my crew, the 'us', Xander, Spike, Shane, and Faith. We joined together mid freshmen year, mainly when the shit was hitting the fan for all of us. We basically bonded together over a few common interest, the first being music, the most obvious … getting laid.
You see, I'm this hard core bitch. I'm into the whole wame bame thank you ma'am ordeal. Once I've had my fill of ya, I wipe my hands clean and walk away without a trace of remorse. I don't do the whole long relationship thing very well. In fact I don't do it at all. I don't cry and I DON'T fall in love. At least that's the rules I made for myself freshmen year. But this girl … she was different. She made crying a sport, love a game, and a relationship impossible. She tipped my world upside down and I didn't even know what was happening.
Who is this girl? Well, let me tell you the story about … How I met my lover.