I only want to say that this thing was born when I was at the school in 8th grade without nothing to do. I express that the characters expressed here aren't of my propiety and blah, blah, blah. Please review!

Chapter One: Master Hand's Wrath.

Master Hand was exasperated. How much could they brawl? Maybe they were in Sudden Death. He was driving crazy, just like his bro…

"Hey, we finished!" Snake replied, all sweaty. "Mario ended in last! Heh heh"

"That's obvious! You're the one with fire weapons! I have only fire!" Mario claimed.

"Well, I have a very low strength! Only speed! What I'm going to do? Run for my life?" Sonic said, while cleaning itself with a towel.

"Well, yes! Mr. Fast, give a lap around the world. Then, I'll be satisfied!" Marth moaned. Master Hand was having a headache. Well, hand ache.

"ENOUGH!" The hand screamed. "EVERYONE HAS ITS OWN ABILITIES! DAMN IT!"

All silenced. Even those who weren't brawling came. Master Hand's voice tumbled all over the mansion. Diddy Kong ignored him and took out a banana. The hand fired a laser to him.

Suddenly, Crazy Hand entered the place. "Dinner time! Bwa ha ha ha!"

They ate in an enormous table in a well decorated room. King Dedede and Kirby were in an eating competition. Sadly, Ike was in the middle of them. Jigglypuff stared at Kirby, endearingly… Bowser was still mad to Ganondorf, so he took a giant food cannon. He took Zelda's and King Dedede's dishes and fired to Ganon. Just a second before, Wario ate the projectile. Mario was extremely annoyed by having Pokémon Trainer next to him, those little creatures… Snake was modifying a bomb… a what?!

All backed up. Olimar fainted.

"What?" Snake replied, and took a screw from the device. "Oops, wrong screw."

The chaos reigned in the place; every one ran to the corners of the place. Even Bowser hugged Mario. Snake threw the bomb accidentally to Master Hand, but quickly Metaknight took and threw it to a closed door, where it exploded, and revealing Yoshi sit in a toilet reading a newspaper.

"Poo…" Yoshi moaned.

"OK. THAT'S IT! I HAVE FINISHED! I'M OUTTA HERE!" Master Hand exclaimed, leaving by the principal door.

He was sure angry. He could release stress by fighting with them. Nah, wasn't enough. He wanted to…

TO BE CONTINUED...

MONTHS LATER COMMENTS: I made this from pure random boreness. I wanted to make a spinoff from my Star Fox story, The Will; that had a similar setting: outfit swap. I dunno, I've always had a thing fro imagining characters with different costumes... ^_^ Seems funny, even if I overexagerated Master Hand's anger. I made him look as a guy with anger problems. And, I know this one is WAY TOO SHORT.