Chpt. 1: It's Raining Wizards!
Disclaimer: *mutters* None is mine...damn... Author's Note: This is a fic based on me and my friend Meagan's wishes, dreams, and...well...RPs! Anyway, enjoy. It is sure to be humorous, and maybe even romance!!!
Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter sat together under a beech tree on the Hogwarts' school grounds. It was a brilliant sunny Friday, and the 5 characters were actually all getting along. They chatted merrily about school work, joked about other house, and complained about homework.
"I mean, come on! A foot long essay on a stupid charm! I have better ways to spend my time!" Sirius complained to his friends. "Well, Sirius, it's not that long. It's only a foot!" Lily interjected. "It's only a foot!" Sirius mimicked, dead on. "Of course it's only a foot for you, Ms. Perfect Student. But for the rest of us, homework isn't a pleasure!" He said, somewhat angrily.
Lily rolled her eyes, and kept quiet. Meanwhile, Severous Snape strode out of the doors leading down to the grounds, completely oblivious to the torture that was awaiting him. James Potter spotted him first. "Look it! It's Snivy!" He said, an evil grin crossing his face. His friends turned, and everyone but Lily stood. Severous had a slight look of glee on his face when he saw the Mauraders. "Well, that's a first!" Peter said.
The Mauraders strode over to Snape. "How are you doing today, grease ball?" Sirius greeted. "I'm fine, girly hair." Snape shot back. James pretended to look hurt. "Did you hear what he called you, Sirius? Oh, that would have hurt me!" He said in a girly voice. "I know, Jamesie. I'm still recovering..." Sirius said, equally pansey-ish. Snape looked at them, as if to say 'grow-up'. Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail surrounded poor Snivy. He watched them, his eyes blank. he was use to torture, but he had a feeling today was going to be different. Remus spoke up. "How would you like your torture today?" Snape turned his head briefly to him. "Anyway you please, Moon-boy." He replied, his voice calm and flat.
By now, everyone but Snape was wondering why he wasn't acting...normal. Lily stood up, but leaned against the tree to observe more closely. She wasn't as defensive anymore, she had realized what an idiot Snape was, and he sometimes deserved what he got. When Snape reached into his pocket, her eyes widened and she walked slowly over.
"I think this will have a deep impact on today's 'torturing'." He held up a piece of rubbish, and reached into his other pocket for his wand. "You think a piece of chocolate wrapper is going to stop you from being mortally embarassed? Your mad!!!" Peter exclaimed. Lily walked closer to the group. "What are you going to do with that?" She asked, her voice barely audible.
"Well, Lily my dear," James' face went red with anger, just hearing someone else call Lily 'dear', "if the 'Mauraders' touch me, I will force this upon them." "A piece of rubbish!?" "This piece of rubbish will affect your lives plenty, Black." He spat. "Let's test it out!" Sirius said bravely.
With those fateful four, Snape reached into his pocket and pulled out his wand. He dropped the rubbish on the ground, and turned to look at the group. "All of you touch it at the same time" he said slowly. Then he tapped it with his wand. Without thinking, the friends all touched it. Once touched, they heard Severous call "I hope you like the Portkey!!!".
Disclaimer: *mutters* None is mine...damn... Author's Note: This is a fic based on me and my friend Meagan's wishes, dreams, and...well...RPs! Anyway, enjoy. It is sure to be humorous, and maybe even romance!!!
Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter sat together under a beech tree on the Hogwarts' school grounds. It was a brilliant sunny Friday, and the 5 characters were actually all getting along. They chatted merrily about school work, joked about other house, and complained about homework.
"I mean, come on! A foot long essay on a stupid charm! I have better ways to spend my time!" Sirius complained to his friends. "Well, Sirius, it's not that long. It's only a foot!" Lily interjected. "It's only a foot!" Sirius mimicked, dead on. "Of course it's only a foot for you, Ms. Perfect Student. But for the rest of us, homework isn't a pleasure!" He said, somewhat angrily.
Lily rolled her eyes, and kept quiet. Meanwhile, Severous Snape strode out of the doors leading down to the grounds, completely oblivious to the torture that was awaiting him. James Potter spotted him first. "Look it! It's Snivy!" He said, an evil grin crossing his face. His friends turned, and everyone but Lily stood. Severous had a slight look of glee on his face when he saw the Mauraders. "Well, that's a first!" Peter said.
The Mauraders strode over to Snape. "How are you doing today, grease ball?" Sirius greeted. "I'm fine, girly hair." Snape shot back. James pretended to look hurt. "Did you hear what he called you, Sirius? Oh, that would have hurt me!" He said in a girly voice. "I know, Jamesie. I'm still recovering..." Sirius said, equally pansey-ish. Snape looked at them, as if to say 'grow-up'. Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, and Wormtail surrounded poor Snivy. He watched them, his eyes blank. he was use to torture, but he had a feeling today was going to be different. Remus spoke up. "How would you like your torture today?" Snape turned his head briefly to him. "Anyway you please, Moon-boy." He replied, his voice calm and flat.
By now, everyone but Snape was wondering why he wasn't acting...normal. Lily stood up, but leaned against the tree to observe more closely. She wasn't as defensive anymore, she had realized what an idiot Snape was, and he sometimes deserved what he got. When Snape reached into his pocket, her eyes widened and she walked slowly over.
"I think this will have a deep impact on today's 'torturing'." He held up a piece of rubbish, and reached into his other pocket for his wand. "You think a piece of chocolate wrapper is going to stop you from being mortally embarassed? Your mad!!!" Peter exclaimed. Lily walked closer to the group. "What are you going to do with that?" She asked, her voice barely audible.
"Well, Lily my dear," James' face went red with anger, just hearing someone else call Lily 'dear', "if the 'Mauraders' touch me, I will force this upon them." "A piece of rubbish!?" "This piece of rubbish will affect your lives plenty, Black." He spat. "Let's test it out!" Sirius said bravely.
With those fateful four, Snape reached into his pocket and pulled out his wand. He dropped the rubbish on the ground, and turned to look at the group. "All of you touch it at the same time" he said slowly. Then he tapped it with his wand. Without thinking, the friends all touched it. Once touched, they heard Severous call "I hope you like the Portkey!!!".