Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
"Nerds are very cute… don't you agree Noah?"
"Rachie, nerds aren't cute… how are they cute?"
"NOAH! That is very mean… your hurting their feelings!"
"Rach, they aren't cute! They're so small!"
"But they're very very sweet."
"Sweet… as if… all they do is just wait to be targeted by someone… someone as badass as me!"
"Noah, just because nerds are very popular, you shouldn't be jealous. I can see you turn green."
"As if Rachie. I am not jealous of some nerds that aren't as badass as I am."
"But Noah! They are so cute! Look! They come in different colors too!"
"Rachel…"
"See, there is green, yellow, pink, purple, white, and others! Here, try one!"
"… Rach…"
"Hmm… yeah Noah?"
"Were you talking about nerds… like the candy?"
"Of course Noah! What else would I be talking about?"
"Ugh… never mind … can't believe that Puckerone has been almost defeated by candy."
Feedback please?
I believe that when you put down candy products, nerds are supposed to be capitalized... but for the purpose of this story, I didn't.
If this 'story' insults you... I'm sorry, I do not want it to be like that.