It was Captain D's, a place that had more logic than a rubix cube with a telescope that you got out of a box of diapers so you can see the shit stains way better. Haruno Sakura, a girl of 18 who was 4 foot 4 tall, was working her first day. She was excited as if she got a full scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Fried Onion Rings.

Soon, a clatter was heard and someone fell.

"Call an ambulance!" Tsunade, the 53 year old and 7'1 tall woman who worked at the see fryers, broke her fingernail and her foot. She was crying because of her fingernail and the ambulance took her but the bitch was so tall that she bumped her vagina on the roof of the ambulance as they threw her in like she was a bag of laundry.

"okay," said Ino the manager, who was 13. "Who can take ervokace!'l

"we wish for fish!" Yelled the people behind and waiting in line.

"i will!" Said Sakura. "Gimme a chair and I'll fry for them the best fish ever!"