Supernatural 100 Drabble Challenge
Prompt Word: MARBLE
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Supernatural. I'm just borrowing them for a little fun.
LEWD, CRUDE, AND SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE
By: Vanessa Sgroi
"This place is creepy," muttered Dean as the Winchesters entered into the statuary garden at the center of their newest case.
"Well, one of these statues IS coming alive and killing people so…"
Dean paused in front of a marble statue, staring at it in all its…uh…his…um…glory. He turned and tapped Sam on the shoulder.
"Hey, Sam…"
"Nope." Sam shook his head without looking at his brother.
"But…"
"Not listening."
Dean huffed indignantly. "You don't even know what I was going to say!"
"You were going to make a lewd joke about that statue."
"I was not."
"Yes, you were. I know you too well, Dean."
"I was just going to say, 'he must get awfully cold standing around naked all day'. See—not lewd."
"Sure. What were you really going to say?"
"I…okay, fine…I was going to say, 'he's barely got any junk in his trunk'."
"Too tame for you."
"Wonder if he ever gets tired of being hard?"
"Still too tame."
"Uhh, he's all berries and no twig?"
Sam couldn't help it; he cracked a smile. "You're such a dork."
They moved further into the garden, passing a voluptuous bare-breasted female statue.
"Hey, Sam…"
Sam groaned. "Not again."
FIN