Just things which pop into my head (and Tifa Lockhart567s) which will not be included in any of my fics (hopefully). So, here we go... 30 Ways to Kill Mewtwo!

Chapter 1:Just a SONG? Think about it next TIME.

Ganondorf walked over to Mewtwo.

"Psst! Link is putting on a concert! You've got to come watch it!

"Can I rip his head off at he end? Oh, never mind, I'll come"

Zelda watched from the bushes, and smirked evilly

"Everything is going according to plan..."

When Mewtwo reached the Fountain of Dreams, he spotted Link, and sat on a box, which for some reason had an exclamation point on each end, and glared at Link.

"Play." the single word had a slight twang, since Mewtwo, like most psychics, could see slightly into the future.

Link started to play. A haunting melody played, and Mewtwo had a brief vision of clocks, for some reason.

"Don't worry,"said Link between notes, "The clocks are perfectly normal."

As Link said that, Mewtwo looked up, and saw a blue block appearing above him.

"Aww, Shi--" He was cut short by the block, with a Triforce on the side, landing on his head, and continuing on through the box he had been sitting on.

Kirby walked up.

"Aww, did you make all this jam for me?"

"Uh..., That's not--"

Kirby was eating the 'Jam'.

Link lifted up the remains of the box, and saw a bloodstained sneaking suit and a two way radio, which was currently yelling "Snake!? Snaaaaaake!"

"Aww, Crap, Snake was the only person who would listen too me!"

Kirby ate the rest of the 'jam' and swallowed it, and became Snake Kirby!

"This don't normally happen when I eat jam..."

At least Mewtwo's dead... thought Link, carving a tombstone for Snake's remains.

If you don't understand the block falling from the air: in Ocarina of Time, link learned the Song of Time. This was used to open a door and send Link to the future. In the future, you could find an obstacle: a Stone of Time. Playing the Song of Time would send the Block back in and allow Link to continue. I just took that idea for this. Something similar happens in Knuckles Adventure, a flash animation on 2 Flash Games. Peace Out!