So I decided to create this story in order to express all the funny, pointless, random ideas I have about Big Time Rush. I would add these to my other stories, but I realize that when I do that, I get really off the main topic, so I just decided to make a separate story for this. =) I hope you like it. Let the comedy begin!


Fortune Cookies

Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush.

"Okay," Kendall stated, "Let's see what our future has in store for us." It was time to read the fortunes from their fortune cookies.

"Mine says 'Whatever you do, don't eat the lasagna.' Hmm, I wonder what that means," Logan was confused

"It's a conspiracy!" Carlos exclaimed.

"Do you even know what conspiracy means?" Logan asked him.

"No, but I know it has something to do with lasagna."

"Who told you that?" Kendall asked.

"Lightening," he replied, sheepishly, "Onto my fortune!" he changed the subject, "Mine says 'Error: Fortune not found.'"

"I guess you don't have a fortune," James laughed, "Let's see, mine says, 'You are so ridiculously awesome and cool; let's face it, you are pretty much great at everything.' Aha! The cookie has spoken," James announced proudly.

"What? It doesn't say that!" Kendall exclaimed, grabbing the paper. The other two friends had the same unbelieving looks on their faces, until Kendall exclaimed again, "Woah! It does say that!"

"See, I told you I was the best," James replied, satisfied.

"What does your fortune say, Kendall?" Carlos asked curiously.

"Oh, let me see... 'Popcorn is yummy, especially with butter.' Hmm... well, that is true."

"So true," the others agreed.


Haha, I hope you liked the first chapter. Whose fortune do you think was the funniest? I personally like James' the best. =)