Title: Rocket Science

Author: PUPPYSPANK

Rating: This chapter, PG13 at the most. Overall it hits about NC-17

Summary: 50 colloquial ways to get a PHD in missile launching. RED Soldier/Engineer

A/N: I'll be uploading these in 10's thus there are 4 more chapters.


#01 – Comfort

The weight of a shotgun tucked into his arm and the knowledge that Jane will guard his sentry is enough to calm his anxieties for the immediate moment.

#02 – Kiss

His lips are chapped and dry and the passion between them is brutal like a typhoon; the Texan thinks he wouldn't have him any other way.

#03 – Soft

Jane's fatigues function as excellent blankets when the cold settles in. Dell wonders how on earth Jane can stand to take them off.

#04 – Pain

The stump on his limb pulses and which each throb a little bit more of his vitals flow out. He's seen a lot of gore in his time on this team but it's the first time that he can recall it every hurting this damn much.

#05 – Potatoes

The soldier is surprised to find that he's not the only person capable of cooking something to survive off of. It's no buffet, but he appreciates it all the same.

#06 – Rain

He's glad the engineer is so intelligent. The evening might've been ruined but now they can enjoy whiskey together while sheltered from the hail.

#07 – Chocolate

Dell is certainly no lady by any means but Jane is a structured gentleman and he knows how to woo people. Besides, he's never met anybody who could resist the allure of free sugar.

#08 – Happiness

Victory doesn't seem to come often for RED, especially when they're on the defence, but when it does Dell is happy to accept the unashamed affection the soldier showers him with.

#09 – Telephone

The engineer is pleased that he's finally perfected a phone his mother can't call him on. Having to answer her while in the company of the soldier was awkward enough the first time.

#10 – Ears

The shell of the others ear is warm and flushed; an excellent, but sneaky treat for a Soldier who just loves to be the first one on the exit end of the teleport.