Bunch of Envy drabbles. I don't know why I wrote it, I just did. D:
Don't own FMA.
In Which the Palm Tree Read Fanfiction
"What...what is this shit?" Screamed a ball of green huggable goodness.
"It's fanfiction, Envy. Don't tell me you've never heard of it, you're practically gleaming in every one!"
'envy cornered the girl smirked at her and then raped her the end'
"...This is a creation from the gate, this is my punishment for killing Hughes isn't it? I'm sorry God!"
...It went on.
'Envy smirked happily, groping the girls'-'
"Oh my God! W-what the hell?"
"Envy," Lust sighed. "Everybody knows you secretly like it, just look at the fan pictures you have. I swear, I could just glomp you to death. Especially when your wearing fishnet tights."
"...What?"
"I said nothing," She raised her hands up defensively. "You're high, you know that? Yes, high. Ehem. If you excuse me, I'm going to..um...paint Gluttony's nails! Yes!"
Envy sighed in frustration as 'that other little brat' came in.
"Envy-kun, what does that mean?"
"It means if you don't shut up I'm going to castrate you painfully."
"Oh shi-"