Sharpay's New Bestfriend
One Shot
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The hallways of East Jr. High School were crowded and full of chaos. Troy was going to math class when he heard a familiar, "Troysie!" and groaned.
"Yes, Sharpay?" he asked automatically. Everyone knows that he didn't really like her that way or any way at all and that she was too obsessive and anxious. Those were two things he could not deal with.
"Guess what," she stated cheerily now by his side.
"What?" he asked somewhat bored.
"You have to guess, silly goose!" Sharpay giggled mega-loudly causing heads to turn in their direction.
"Someone found out what nougat really is?"
"Nope," Sharpay shook her head enthusiastically; her golden ringlets bouncing.
"Your dog died?"
"NO! Schnoockums will never die! He is way too adorable, I won't let him."
"I give up, what is it?" Troy asked dead pan.
"I have a new best friend!" She squealed.
"Who?" Troy couldn't care less about who her new poodle was; besides Ryan. But he has always been carrying her stuff and listening to her every command.
"You!" Sharpay screamed throwing her arms around Troy; squeezing him while subtly pushing her newly develioped breasts against his side.
"What happened to Jessica?" Troy asked horrified.
"Well, she kissed Chad; who I kind of liked, but only because he's your other bestie. She's also been on like her period lately and has been all bitchy and stuff which caused her to kiss my crush. So then I dumped her. And I know that'll never ever happen to us. We're going to be the best of friends!"
"But why me? W-Why not Tiffany or Emily?" Troy asked panic stricken.
"Because it would be awkward if I kissed them. See, I have this theory," Sharpay gushed, "I'll become your best friend. Which means we'll do absolutely everything together, and I'll start secretly liking you and after a while I'll stop giving hints and start dating other people. After you start dating someone other than me, we won't see much of each other anymore. Then you will realize you love me. Something will spark and you will tell me your true emotions towards me, but I'll say, "It's too late, I've loved you once but now I love so-and-so." But in the end we'll hook up anyways, and we'll live happily ever after with Daddy's money. Yay!!"
Troy flinched. Crap, she has a plan! WTF do I do? Ooh, I got it!
"Sharpay, I would love to act all of this out, but I'm doing the same thing with Gabriella, except we don't do every single thing together or the hooking up part," Troy improvised; playing out every sylable.
Luckily Sharpay bought it and her face fell, "Oh... I guess we can next year or so."
"Maybe," Troy said hoping she'd go away.
"Or! Or we could be High School Sweet Hearts and we'd get married and – (girly squeal) I'll go write it down! Toodles Troy!" Sharpay said giddily gliding in the opposite direction with Ryan.
"I think he likes me Ry," Sharpay told him still in her fantasy world.
"I'm sure he does Shar," Ryan said sarcastically turning the corner to Foreign Language.