"YATA! LUCYYYYYYY! I FOUND AN EASY JOB WHICH HAS A REWARD OF ONE MILLION JEWELS!" a certain pink hair dragon slayer shouted.
"Yeah, yeah. Can't you see-" the blonde's eyes widen.
"ONE MILLION JEWELS?!" she exclaimed and her eyes started sparkling. "Imagine what I can do with all those jewels!" and she started to imagine clothes and food and more clothes.
"Give me that!" she yelled and snatched the paper away.
"Work as a maid in a café….no hitting anyone if they try to flirt…..and GUYS ONLY?!" she shouted.
Natsu snatched the paper back. "What? Really? I didn't see that part." He was too busy focusing on the reward and had missed the small texts.
"Hmm, well you can always dress as a guy! You're already a tomboy!" he exclaimed with a grin.
A vein popped in Lucy's forehead "Yeah, EXCEPT I HAVE A HUGE CHEST AND I AM NOT A TOMBOY!"
Natsu thought for a while "Are you sure? You look and act like a tomboy to me! But the chest….I can always burn them off!" he suggested with his fist on fire.
Lucy screamed and hid under a table. "NO WAY!"
Natsu tsked and turned away with the paper "Fine~ But I'm still going!"
"Oh~ You wanna dress up like a maid, Natsu? How cute!" Mira chirped in happily.
"Huh? Oh right, dress up as a maid? It must have been a mistake! I guess they didn't know it was 'waiter'!" he smiled and gave Mira the paper so she could chop it.
"Alright, have a safe trip~" she sang and waved goodbye.
"Bye everyone!" Natsu yelled.
"Mira, it may have NOT been a mistake. You just sent Natsu to his worst nightmare…" Lucy said, crawling out from under the table.
"Oh….Opps~" she said with an evil glint in her eyes.
"W-why must that…place be…so…far away?" Natsu managed to ask in between vomits.
"Aye~ Come on Natsu, only two more hours!" Happy encouraged.
"ONLY?!" he yelled before sticking his head out of the window to puke out his lunch again. One day he swear, he will most definitely die on a train.
-(2 hours later)-
"YESS! I'M FINALLY OF THAT…..THAT EVIL THING!" Natsu exclaimed and started running towards north where the café was.
"Aye! Wait for me, Natsu!" the exceed yelled and flew after him.
"Why would there be a café out here in the woods?" Natsu asked but the question was quickly forgotten when they detected the smell of food.
"FOOD!" they shouted in unison as they run towards the smell.
Soon, a café came into view and all was good. There was just one tiny problem: the café was PINK! Bright, hot PINK!
"W-what is THIS?!" Natsu asked in shock.
Happy just float there with a shock expression. "Holy fish…"
Suddenly, they saw the door open to reveal Bob, the guild master of Blue Pegasus.
"Oh? Natsu, are the mage who accepted my request?" he asked in a tone which freaks Natsu out.
"…Can I say no?"
"Oh Natsu! You always have a sense of humor!" Bob exclaimed and clapped his hands together.
Just then, realization hit him. "WAIT! D-does that mean.." he swallowed a rather huge spit, "The maid thing wasn't a mistake?!"
"Oh, of course not! This is a café for gay people like me!" was the answer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Natsu's scream could be heard all the way to Himalaya mountain.
"I have to wear THIS?!" Natsu asked, referring to the black lace dress in front of him.
"Yes~ Or do you prefer pink? Personally, I think black suits you well but pink would look good on you too!" Bob said, voicing out his thought.
"NO! Isn't there any less revealing outfit for guys?" Natsu asked and started to search around for that outfit. Sadly, not one could be found.
"This is a café for gays! No one working here should be wearing any manly things! Of course unless they have a body suited for it!" he informed.
"I have a body suit for a manly uniform! I don't wanna wear that dress!" Natsu protested.
Bob took a look at his body "Hmm, no. You have a body suit for a dress! Now, quickly put it on!"
"But-"
"No buts! Hurry up!"
"Come out, Natsu! I'm sure you look fabulous!" Bob called from outside the bathroom.
"NO."
"Come on out~ Or I'll cut your reward." Bob threatened.
He didn't want to come out, but he HAD to. Without the reward he wouldn't have enough money to last him for the next few months.
"Come on, for the reward!" Natsu encouraged himself and opened the door.
Bob and the other workers in the back stared at him in surprise.
"What? I told you I would look bad in-" he was cut off by a guy who was not bad looking.
"Go out with me, Natsu-chan!" he demanded and put his arm around the dragon slayer.
"Wha-"
"No, go out with ME!" another guy yelled.
Soon, he was surrounded by thousands of guys asking him to go out with them.
"HELP! BOB!" Natsu desperately tried to push them all away. Sadly, he was overpowered and he didn't want to burn them in case his reward got cut off.
"Alright, everyone back to work! Leave Natsu alone!" Bob commanded.
The guys groaned but backed off anyway, revealing Natsu who was scared out of his wit.
"Why me?" he asked himself over and over again.
"Over here!"
"No, take my order first!"
Natsu wasn't sure where to go anymore. Everyone wanted him to take their order.
"HELP!" he cried but it was useless. The cry was drowned out by the demands.
Some guy even dropped his fork on purpose and told him to pick it up. He didn't know why though, was his back broken or something? Or maybe he had a fever since his face turned red when he bended down.
-(1 hour later)-
He was exhausted and sighed in relived when he looked at the clock. Two more hours until the nightmare end.
There was lesser customer now but it was still tiring. So far, twenty guys had asked him out and five tried to jump him. He was fast enough get away from them though.
Just then, he caught a scent. Not just any scent, it was the scent of someone he had been trying to find for many years. He followed it and found that he was walking towards a man with red hair.
He stopped right beside the guy causing him to look up.
"Do you need…." The man trilled off when he saw Natsu.
"Natsu, what the hell are you wearing?"
Natsu then started to cry like how he did in edolas when he saw Lisanna. "IGNEEL IT IS YOU!" and he jumped onto him, knocking him over.
This is my first story and I'm sure I'll regret posting it in the next few days. So how was it? I know I'm a really bad speller so you don't have to rub it in. Please review and tell me what I can improve on. I'll add some gratsu later in the chapters so please be patient.
-Crystal out!