So…before the movie started (we had been there fer about three hours by the start of this…and the movie wouldn't start fer another three more hours)…we (four friends and I) decided to start a story and pass it down to the next person. It generally went from Christine-nee-chan, then to Bobbito-kun, then me, then Coggy-sama, and lastly to Cathy-dono before starting it over again. Yes yes, it's nonsensical, but it was made fer the lols and nothing more.
So enjoy our silly little story.
There Once Was a Boy Who Laughed at Other's Pain…
There once was a boy who laughed at other's pain.
"Lol," he said when all the others' families were dead!
But naturally all the dead came back to life as zombies.
They hunted him down in the alley way behind the movie theater on the night of the Harry Potter premiere.
Forcing him to drop the ice cream he was trying to sneak in. Sadface.
He ran on sight, with all his might, when faced with his zombie sister!
She asked him for a smoke, it's not a good habit, but she's already dead.
'Oh well,' she sighed as a magical cigar fairy appeared before her.
Unfortunately, the corporeal aspect of the phallically named fairy dissolved the boy in laughter. Mature.
She got defensive and took back the cigar, and with her other hand she smacked him over the head, striking him to the ground.
He knew that her glassy eyes would have glittered in mischief over this whole affair.
Not this boy woke up, confused, sick, and in someone else's home. That was some wild party.
He turned over and found another boy in his bead and screamed.
They were half naked and painted blue.
Well, mostly blue…some of the paint had rubbed off. He was a little afraid to check his phone, and for good reason, as he was a notorious drunk-texter.
His bed partner moaned, turned, and blearily looked at him.
"That was good," he whispered and smiled.
Draco hugged him close and said, "Let's do that again tomorrow night, Harry."