Blame krysofdeath. o.o; She got me started on the Kish humor..TANKIES, KRY-CHAN! -huggle-
Summary: After a chemical accident, Kish can't fly or teleport anymore - meaning he's stuck on earth. With Ichigo. Pai's on vacation, Taruto won't help. What's our Kish to do?
Kish: Oh, god..you're joking.
Maylia: Nope. -
Kish: --' -realization hits- ICHIGO!
Maylia: Happy now?
Kish: Yes, yes I am!
Maylia: Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own it. Unless the creator gives it to me (tyah, right).
CRASH!
"YOU LITTLE BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" The green-haired alien, Kish growled furiously, soaked in green chemicals.
"YOU STARTED IT!!" Taruto squealed defiantly. "YOU HIT ME WITH A DAMN BOWLING BALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Pai's eye twitched - he really, REALLY wanted..NO! No, NEEDED a vaction. Come on, they're killing him!
"DID NOT!"
Twitch
"DID TOO!"
Twitch
"DID NOT A THOUSAND TIMES!"
Twitch twitch
"DID TOO A BILLION TIMES!"
Twitch
"DID NOT A KABILLION TIMES!"
Twitch twitch
"That isn't even a number, you little runt!"
TWITCH!
"DAMN!"
"SHUT UUUUUUUUP! FOR THE LOVE OF DEEP BLUE, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Pai exploded, breathing heavily.
Both aliens abandoned their arguing to look wide-eyed at Pai's antics.
"I NEED A VACATION, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M GONNA GET! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! MWAHHAHA!" Pai cackled maniacally. "See you in a month! Off to the spa!!" And poof! He was gone.
Kish and Taruto stared in wonder and bewilderment at the place where Pai had formely been standing.
"What..the hell just happened?" Kish asked slowly, his eye twitching as he recalled Pai's maniacal and rusty cackle.
"I..I don't know. Hell, I don't wanna know, either!" Taruto stomped his foot defiantly.
Kish regained his normal eye-width, and rolled his eyes. "Well, we're home alone.." He turned evilly to Taruto. "YOU LITTLE BRAT! WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS CHEMICAL CRAP WILL DO TO ME!" He then proceeded to beat the stuffing out of his younger alien friend.
A few minutes later..
Taruto lyed helplessly unconcious in a dark corner (seeing as Kish had tossed him over there..literally).
"Might as well go see Ichigo." Kish mused to himself, then with a single poof, he was down to earth.
Meanwhile
"Finally, the weekend! We don't have to work at the cafe, either!!" Ichigo said happily, her arms resting in a stretch behind her head as she headed down the street.
"You seem happy, kitty." A teasing voice said.
Ichigo did an anime fall to the ground. "Oye..can't I have one day without you harrassing me, Kish?"
Kish smirked as he landed on the ground. "No, not really. What fun is that?"
"A hell of alot more fun, believe me."
Kish did a playful pout. "Ow, that hurt, Ichigo!" He walked slowly up to her, bringing his face closer to her as she turned around and..SMOOCH!
SMACK! "You PERVERT!" Ichigo yelled in frustration, vein thumps pumping on her forehead. "I'm gonna KILL you!"
Kish laughed and began to run backwards at the angry girl began to run towards him. "Cya, Ichigo!" Then he tried to teleport.
-insert dead car engine here-
Kish cleared his throat. "I said, Cya later, Ichigo!"
Kish's face went pale. "I can't teleport!"
Ichigo took this change to give him a good slap on the face, before attempting to beat the stuffing out of him.
In between the slaps, punches, and strangles, Kish was in shock. He couldn't teleport. He was stuck on earth. With a Ichigo..who was currently trying to kill him.
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I'm so evil..this is where I end it! I want 5 reviews before I continue, please! Until next time, ja ne!
Summary: After a chemical accident, Kish can't fly or teleport anymore - meaning he's stuck on earth. With Ichigo. Pai's on vacation, Taruto won't help. What's our Kish to do?
Kish: Oh, god..you're joking.
Maylia: Nope. -
Kish: --' -realization hits- ICHIGO!
Maylia: Happy now?
Kish: Yes, yes I am!
Maylia: Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Nope. Don't own it. Unless the creator gives it to me (tyah, right).
CRASH!
"YOU LITTLE BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" The green-haired alien, Kish growled furiously, soaked in green chemicals.
"YOU STARTED IT!!" Taruto squealed defiantly. "YOU HIT ME WITH A DAMN BOWLING BALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Pai's eye twitched - he really, REALLY wanted..NO! No, NEEDED a vaction. Come on, they're killing him!
"DID NOT!"
Twitch
"DID TOO!"
Twitch
"DID NOT A THOUSAND TIMES!"
Twitch twitch
"DID TOO A BILLION TIMES!"
Twitch
"DID NOT A KABILLION TIMES!"
Twitch twitch
"That isn't even a number, you little runt!"
TWITCH!
"DAMN!"
"SHUT UUUUUUUUP! FOR THE LOVE OF DEEP BLUE, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Pai exploded, breathing heavily.
Both aliens abandoned their arguing to look wide-eyed at Pai's antics.
"I NEED A VACATION, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M GONNA GET! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! MWAHHAHA!" Pai cackled maniacally. "See you in a month! Off to the spa!!" And poof! He was gone.
Kish and Taruto stared in wonder and bewilderment at the place where Pai had formely been standing.
"What..the hell just happened?" Kish asked slowly, his eye twitching as he recalled Pai's maniacal and rusty cackle.
"I..I don't know. Hell, I don't wanna know, either!" Taruto stomped his foot defiantly.
Kish regained his normal eye-width, and rolled his eyes. "Well, we're home alone.." He turned evilly to Taruto. "YOU LITTLE BRAT! WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS CHEMICAL CRAP WILL DO TO ME!" He then proceeded to beat the stuffing out of his younger alien friend.
A few minutes later..
Taruto lyed helplessly unconcious in a dark corner (seeing as Kish had tossed him over there..literally).
"Might as well go see Ichigo." Kish mused to himself, then with a single poof, he was down to earth.
Meanwhile
"Finally, the weekend! We don't have to work at the cafe, either!!" Ichigo said happily, her arms resting in a stretch behind her head as she headed down the street.
"You seem happy, kitty." A teasing voice said.
Ichigo did an anime fall to the ground. "Oye..can't I have one day without you harrassing me, Kish?"
Kish smirked as he landed on the ground. "No, not really. What fun is that?"
"A hell of alot more fun, believe me."
Kish did a playful pout. "Ow, that hurt, Ichigo!" He walked slowly up to her, bringing his face closer to her as she turned around and..SMOOCH!
SMACK! "You PERVERT!" Ichigo yelled in frustration, vein thumps pumping on her forehead. "I'm gonna KILL you!"
Kish laughed and began to run backwards at the angry girl began to run towards him. "Cya, Ichigo!" Then he tried to teleport.
-insert dead car engine here-
Kish cleared his throat. "I said, Cya later, Ichigo!"
Kish's face went pale. "I can't teleport!"
Ichigo took this change to give him a good slap on the face, before attempting to beat the stuffing out of him.
In between the slaps, punches, and strangles, Kish was in shock. He couldn't teleport. He was stuck on earth. With a Ichigo..who was currently trying to kill him.
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I'm so evil..this is where I end it! I want 5 reviews before I continue, please! Until next time, ja ne!