-It was a dark cold autumn night. Five skilled men had been sent to murder one of the most dangerous manslayers of the meiji era. This was no ordinary manslayer, this manslayer could murder up to 50 skilled men in a half our, this man knew enough secrets that he could bring the fall of the government in an instant, this man was Makoto Shishio.-

Assassin #1: Where is he? They said he'd be here by 7:00!

Assassin #2: Be patient he'll come.

Assassin #3: It's too damn cold to be standing out here!

Assassin #4: Will you quit your bitching!

Assassin #5: There he is! I see him!

-Makoto Shishio walks into the open field, unknowing of the plot to kill him-

Assassin #3: It's showtime.

-Assassin #3 holds out a rifle and fires it at Shishio's head. The bullet hits and Shishio falls-

Assassin #5: Alright, lets torch this guy.

-Assassin #5 walks up to Shishio's fallen body, lights a match, and then burns him.-

Assassin #2: Alright, we did what the boss told us, now lets go.

-And so they left Shishio to burn-

-3 days later-

-Shishio opened his eyes and gazed half consciously at the world around him. Though burnt to a crisp, Shishio miraculously survived the assassination attempt on him.-

Shishio: Woah, what happened?

-Then, Shishio looked down at his burnt body and the terrible realization came upon him.-

Shishio: Oh my god.....I'M A BLACK MAN!! SHIZZEEE!!

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