Artificial Intelligence: Program Bravo
Chapter 1 of Spore Red vs. Blue
Grif was sitting at the base looking at the sky when he saw his friend Simmons. He said hey Simmons, you ever wonder why we're here? Simmons said I don't want to know. Then they both heard Sarge telling them to get their lazy butts down to the base.
Meanwhile, Church was looking through his sniper rifle with his partner Tucker. Tucker said, "What are they doing?" Church said "they are just standing there and talking." I told Tucker that's all they ever do. Tuck and I come from the same race but apparently not the same planet, he does not know anything about Brox, my home world. We're Baragons and we have barracuda like tendencies and appearance. A little bit later, Tucker asked the same thing, and Church started yelling at him. Tucker said, "You've got the freaking rifle scope, I can't see crap. Don't talk to me like that. What are they talking about?" I said, you know, Tucker, I freaking hate you.