"Britney" A spoof on "Lucky" Its kinda mean to Britney, but, hey!
This is a story about a girl named Britney...
She goes to the, hospital
Knock, knock, knock on the door
It's time for implants, perfect breasts
Now shes just a cup larger
They go…
"Isn't she bigger, this plastic girl?"
And they say…
:Chorus:
She's so trampy, she's a slut
But she thinks, thinks, thinks in her empty head, thinking
'I'm so bored, I want a man. I know!
I think I'll go make out with Justin...'
An hour later, she returns
She's going to preform a concert now
She sings along to a pre-recorded song
But tell me what happens when it stops?
They go…
"Isn't she getting lame, this annoying girl?"
And they say…
:Chorus:
She's so trampy, she's a slut
Didn't you see that Rolling Stone?
One day, maybe, she'll go away
But for now, we have to suffer
"Best singer, and the winner is…Britney!" What a suprise!
"I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News standing outside the arena waiting for Britney"
"Oh my god…here she comes!" Hide!
Isn't she fake, this Barbie-type girl?
She is un-talented, so why does she sing?
If shes such a 'perfect role model'
Why does she dress like a slut?
:Chorus:
She's so trampy, she's a slut
But she sings, sings, sings in her bad voice, singing
Hit me baby ... one more time
What the hell is that supposed to suggest?