A Pirate Wonderland

Author: PiratessDesire

Rating: G

A/N: I am very much in the Christmas spirit, so I thought it might be fun to adapt some of my favorite Christmas songs into a Pirates of the Caribbean style! This will be a series of songs that I will change the lyrics to make it more POTC. I ask you all to just read and enjoy these things, and if you want sing them and try to get the tune. It's all just for fun! Please tell me what you think and if you would like a certain favorite song of yours to be rewritten in this style, please tell me! I'd be more than happy to write it!

This first one is after the At Worlds End, where no one had to die or become captain of the Flying Dutchman. Set to the time of "Winter Wonderland".

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Pirates sing

Are ya listening?

On their face

Gold teeth glistening

A beautiful sight

Let's all start a fight

Sailing in a pirate wonderland

Gone away

Is the Company

Here to stay

Is lots of rum for me

Sing a pirate song

As we go along

Sailing in a pirate wonderland

On an island we can build a sand man

And pretend that he is Captain Teague

He'll ask "Are you drunk?"

And we'll say "No man!"

But pick us up some rum for our intrigue

Later on

We'll conspire

As we drink

By the fire

We are not afraid

Fight to run away

Sailing in a pirate wonderland

On an island we can build a sand man

Pretend that he is Master of the Sea

We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Sand Man

And then we'll sing "A Pirate's Life for Me"

There's a storm

Ain't it thrillin'?

Steal a ship

Raid and pillage

We'll plunder and drink

Until we all sink

Sailing in a pirate wonderland

Aye, we're sailing in a pirate wonderland!

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There is the first song of hopefully many! Hope you liked it and it put you in the holiday spirit!