Sorry, I'm trying to rewrite this so will let me put it back up. ( they took it down) because before they took it down I got three good reviews sorry people who reviewed you'll have to do it again.

A/N hey! I hope this is funny, and no I don't care if they are all out of whack . Random Episodes from Cased closed. I would do Detective Conan but I've only see the dubbed ones on Adult Swim. sigh poor me.... I've read some of the manga so I'm not all like "Shinichi? Who's that?" Lol Heiji! Yay! KID!! He's gana be in here to... dun dun dun! I wanted it to be in Chat/ script form but FF. doesn't allow that, so I'm changing it.

Disclaimer: New I forgot something, I don't own Detective Conan/ Cased Closed.

Chapter one: The Big Shrink

Before the episode

Shinichi was walking around behind stage before 'Detective Conan' when he ran into the detective of the west, Heiji Hatttori, even though he was looking for Ran. "What the F! I don't wana be some stupid little kid!! RAN!!!" he cried.

Heiji laughed at him. "Ha ha! Shorty! Shorty!"

"Shut up. You don't come in till like episode 50 or somethin' "he said back.

"Shut up Kudo. Or should I say, CONAN!" Hattori said, laughing.

After giving Hattori a death glare Shinichi walked away and found...KID! "KID! I knew I'd find you here!" he said.

"yea, I'm in here randomly, even though they haven't translated any of the episodes I'm in yet... Damn translators..." Kid said.

"I don't care!"

"then what do you want?" Kid asked.

"For you To Rob Heiji!"

((' . ';;;)) (A/N faces!) "aren't you supposed to stop me? not ask me to steal? What about being a detective?"

"I'll call the police."

"Fine" he then left to go steal all Hattori's stuff.

Shinichi then walked back to where Hattori was still laughing/ standing. He decided to hit Hattori on the head, so he did.

"OW! What'd you do that for?" Hattori said, rubbing his head.

All of a sudden Ran appears! "Shinichi! We have to start!"

"OK! Coming Ran!" he left Hattori and followed Ran.

Shinichi tells to day's case. Today's Case: The Death Of Hattori Heiji. I mean The Big Shrink.

Shinichi tells the room "I know who the murder is!"

A Random person speaks up." OH My Gosh! The main character knows something! I never would have guessed!"

Shinichi replied ever so nicely, not. "Fired!"

the Random person says "darn" and walks away.

Shinichi pointed to the old guy that was sitting in a wheelchair and 'couldn't walk' "it was that old dude!"

The Old dude stood up, making everyone "gasp!" "Darn you knew it was me, oh well." He ran after the person that was just fired for insulting Shinichi "Wait! I want make out with you!!!"

"Erm," he blinked "... that never happened. And I'm going to kick this random soccer ball!" and so he did. He kicked it and it hit the old guy, knocking him out. The old guy fell on the floor. Police arrest him.

"And that's another case solved by Shinchi Kudo! And not Hattori Heiji!"

Inspector Maguire (who shall be called I M) said "YAY! Now you can leave so it can be the next day!"

Next Day

"Shinichi will you go on a date with me because we love each other even though we don't know it?" Ran asked him.

"OK! I have to piss you off now"

"Really? OK, piss me off. "she said.

"Ran's Dad is stupid! Ran's dad is stupid!"

"That's not going to piss me off because it's true." Ran sighed and then sweat dropped.

"Ran is stupid! Ran is stupid! Ran loves Shinichi! Ran loves Shinichi!" He sang.

Ran punches the pole. Shinichi starts to run away. Ran chases Shinichi.

some random time later

"Were you looking at that girl's skirt?" Ran asked.

"No"

"are you sure?"

"Yes"

"OK! Whatever, lets go on that Mystery Ride!"

"OK! I love that one!" Shinichi said, he and Ran went in line.

"yay!" Ran said because she was happy.

Ran and Shinichi are now in line

"And then Homes said........ and it was amazing when Homes....... And that other guy was all like...." Shinichi babbled.

"SHUT UP! Homes it stupid! And fake! And I don't care!" Ran said.

Shinichi gasped "Homes' fan club unite!" he held his hand in the air.

Ran walks away. Shinichi sees her walking a way. "erm... never mind." Ran walks back.

"good" she says.

Shinichi taps the girl in front of them on the shoulder. "Hey can I shake your hand?"

"erm, OK."

They shake hands.

"you are on a gymnastics team!"

"Em, yes I am. how did you know that?" the girl asked.

"Wow Shinichi! Thats so cool!" Ran said.

"Shinichi Kudo? That High School Detective?" the girl asked.

"Yep! Thats me!" Shinichi beamed

"it she your girl friend?" the girl's friend asked.

Shinichi Ran say it at the same time. "NO!" they blush.

"Next in line!"

"Oh yeah! It's our turn!" Ran said.

They both get in the car.

"do you ever get motion sickness?" Shinichi asked Ran.

"No why?"

"I do!"

the ride starts up.

"I don't want to sit next to you! HELP!!!"

Shinichi laughed. "I was kidding!"

"If we were not siting in the car I would strangle you."

Shinichi gulped.

Shinichi looked down because he hears someone screaming.

Vash cries: "Legato!!!! I wanted that Hot Dog!!!!!"

Legato laughs. "Muhahahaha"

(A/N: sorry! Had to do that! I was watching Trigun last night and Legato was eating a hot dog and.... yea,)

"what weirdoes"

"Yeah" Shinichi says, he sweat drops.

The ride is over.

"Call the police!"

"Someone's been Murdered!"

"Another case to solve!" Shinichi says.

"Oh dear" Ran said.

"Shinichi! Your here! And you to Mrs. Ran!" I M says when we gets there in about three seconds.

"yep." Ran answered.

Shinichi points to a random girl. "Her! She did it!"

Ran is impressed. "Wow that only took like a minute to solve!"

"well I just felt like getting on with the story, even though I don't want to turn in to Conan...."

Gin and Vodka leave

"I Have to stalk those me in black!"

"Why?" Ran stares at him funny.

"Those are the people that turn me into Conan!"

"oh"

"I'll run then you chase after me. OK?"

"OK!"

"Bye Ran! Come over my house later to find me as Conan!" Shinichi says over his shoulder while he runs after BO people.

Ran starts chasing "I forgot where you live!" her shoe lace breaks "Darn! These were new shoes to!"

Shinichi watches BO people. 'No wander they're called the BO people! They smell!' he thought

(A/N when I first wrote this I messed up with Gin and Vodka, their roles are swapped. I know , just thought I'd let you people know.)

"got the money?" Gin asked.

"yes" the guy opens the case.

"good" Gin takes it from him.

"can I have the pictures now?"

"Yes" Gin hands him pictures.

"thank you" the guys run away.

Vodka hits Shinichi on the head.

Shinichi is almost knocked out, and falls on ground.

"This little brat was following us!" Vodka said.

"let's kill him." Gin replied

"anything! Just save me from the smell!"

"no! we can't"

"why not?" Gin asked stupidly.

"because then the Detective Conan series would only last one book." Vodka said smartly.

"So?" Gin said even more stupidly.

"We wouldn't make any money off this! Who would want to buy a manga series that's one book long?"

"He has a point" Shinichi said.

"shut up! You're supposed to be knocked out" Gin said.

"Oh yea" Shinichi lies back on the ground.

"lets give him that shrinking pill that we think is going to kill him." Vodka said.

"ok! Take it out." Gin said. (stupidly)

"OK." Vodka looks threw his pockets. "Cards, gun, cigar, lighter, pot, beer, vodka, gin, sherry, a dove!? What the heck! KID!"

"Oh sorry, I was wondering where he got to." KID said.

Vodka looks through his pockets some more. "Confetti, balloons, random loose cards, mini-flags tied together, a white rabbit ..... KID!!! What did you do to my pockets!" he yelled.

"Oh, I was wondering where all that stuff went. It's not good to steal you know." KID said.

Shinichi sweat dropped "but your a thief."

"But I'm a good thief!" Kid said proudly.

"yea right." Shinichi said.

Vodka pushes KID away. "I found the poison."

"Darn, I liked being tall! And Heiji will never let me live it down...." Shinichi said.

Gin laughs. (stupidly)

Vodka gives pill to Shinichi. Shinichi faints. Vodka and Gin leave.

later

"It's KID!" Police Man 1 said

"really!? Where!?" Police Man 2 said.

"No I was lying, it's just a kid, not the KID." Police Man 1 said.

"Oh, well is the little kid all right?" Police Man 2 said.

"Think so. Are you all right little guy?" Police Man 1 said.

Shinichi is thinking. 'What the hell? It worked!? I don't want to be Conan!'

"erm, yea, I'm OK " Shinichi runs off

"Strange kid" Police Man one said.

Police man 1 nodded.

Shinichi looks in the window. "I'm small! What a midget! Oh well, time to go to my house" he go towards his house.

Author's Note: yay! Hope you liked it. Review! Can anyone please give me a web site I could use to put this on? I have a feeling that they are going to take it down again. I worked so hard on it though!