A/N: Hi, soo I know I'm gonna get yelled out by you guys who have read my other stories but, I'm currently working on those and part of each of them is finished, even if- never mind, anyway I had this idea while I was pming with linkinparkfan9799 and I decided to make a story out of it, Its pretty much a crack fic and please no flames! Enjoy! My very first Vampire Night Story!

Cross Academy, that's the only thing I remembered as I walked through the gates, with Lin glaring at every inanimate object she saw. It was kind of funny, seeing as how she can be in love with a bunch of fake guys from animes. But hey, I'm so not pointing fingers.

We walked up to the school building and my 'spidey senses' started acting up and I looked over to my right to see a guy with white hair talking to a chick with brown hair, and I looked at the white haired guy and nodded "Yup." I said out-loud "Definitely a creep." I finished, Lin raised her eyebrows "What?" she asked and I simply pointed and she turned and squealed "My spidey senses are tingling! Totally a creep!" and of course by creep we mean, most girls are scared of him and he is totally hot, and for some reason that means creep in our vocabulary, do not question it, or our invisible pets will eat you.

I began skipping and we hooked arms "Lalalala, we will kill you….Barney…We will murder you….painfully…Barney….You will be slaughtered! By our very hands~ Someday soon~" we sung loudly and off-key. We got a couple of strange looks and guess what, we gave them strange looks see how they liked that. We got to the headmasters office and Lin knocked then fell sideways, I stepped over her and inside, she crawled in behind me.

This guy who I assumed was the headmaster was sort funny looking, either way we sat down and he looked at us "Who are you?" he asked, me and Lin grinned "Your worst nightmare~" we sung in perfect and creepy unison then we turned serio- nah "I am….ZYLPHIA DEMON!" I announced loudly and dramatically and struck a pose, Lin followed after "And I am….-" Lin was rudely cut off when the door slammed open, revealing the creep and the brown headed chick, who if I may say, seemed in a way…pretty.

I mean she was pretty, but the pretty I meant was a different pretty like 'this girl looks oddly cheerful' pretty. I know weird pretty, I could tell Lin thought the same thing, and she also seemed very angry, and well, Lin, which means a mixture of Insanity, Happiness, 'Pretty', Creeper, Stalker, Annoying, Loud, Obnoxious, and crazy, like me, well minus the Happiness part, I had a rapist part instead(grinning) which made a lot of goody-two-shoes wary of me then the happiness mixed with Insanity with Lin did too and then when we talked with them, they became all out scared shitless.

It was always funny to watch them twitch uncomfortably when we were around, even more so when we grinned and they ran off, ah good times, good times. We both now just looked at the two with boredom as they did nothing but yell at each other, something bout' lateness or something. We both stared, without blinking as they went up to the headmaster and started talking to him, after they were done, the silver headed creep walked out and the brunette jumped out the window.

Lin looked at me "Did we discover invisibility?" she asked me seriously, I nodded quickly "I believe we have, young Jedi." I said, also serious "Old wrinkly green man, I accept your wisdom and defy what you say." She said, we were both still serious. Then the headmaster looked at us "I'm going to assume you're the new transfer students that were sent here because of the disruptions you caused at your last-" he looked at a bunch of papers and his jaw dropped, figuratively of course "-37 SCHOOLS?" he finished loudly. We both nodded "Indeed, they all put us in counseling too." I said, he stared at us "So why does it say you were kicked out? After they put you in counseling?" he asked "Simple. We would not let them take away our superpowers, nor our friends." Lin said.

"Friends?" the headmaster asked, we both nodded again "The voices in our heads-" Lin started "-they may not be real, but they sure as hell have some good ideas." we finished together. Then we watched him rustle through the pile of papers on his desk again and decide to finish our introduction "ANYWAY-" I said loudly. He turned and blinked at us "Yes?" he asked, then he shuddered, noticing our grins.

I jumped and twisted and landed in a pose "I am….ZYLPHIA DEMON!" I yelled, Lin followed after, except she did a backflip off the desk and struck a pose oppositely identical to mine "And I am…ANN LINKIN!" she yelled as small fireworks and screams of horror played behind us, the screams of horror weren't real of course…I actually don't know where those came from. Hum…

The headmaster simply nodded, twitched and went back to the messy papers, then he handed us our papers and our schedules and shooed us away, I stared at the paper, Lin glared at hers, making me laughed, and I DO NOT GIGGLE! We both hooked arms and skipped and we ran into a bunch of chicks and we both fell on our asses and 'oophed' then, after pushing each other down for a couple minutes we both got up.

We pushed through the annoying chicks as they parted a bit, when actually some of them sort of passed out, I don't know why…Well actually Lin shocked them with 'Tommy the Taser' after a couple seconds of annoying yelling coming from them as we tried to push through them, after she used the Taser everyone moved, so no harm down, and they would all wake up…eventually.

We finally got to the front as a bunch of peoples in white uniforms with black stripes instead of black uniforms with white stripes, who looked like they were totally richies walked past everyone, and a blonde one was smiling and saying hello to everyone when he smiled at us, we grinned and both me and Lin pulled out identical black pocket knives decorated with decapitated barney's.

The blondes eyebrows furrowed and he seemed taken aback as we faded into the crowd, with the same grins on our faces, always happy to freak someone out and went to terrorize something or someone.

~Tommy the Tazer's short past~

Tommy had a sister, her name was Kidney the Knife, and their mother was Carry the Chainsaw. They had two best friends Fran the flamethrower and Greg the Grenade, but someone got rid of Greg when they discovered his existence and then Fran broke from overuse and overheat after faithfully burning down an annoying bratty sisters Barbie Dream house when her masters were ten. Do not ask how they acquired anyone, for you will be scared for life. :) Kidney the knife died in a tragic accident after lodging herself in someone's Porsh and was buried in a forest somewhere, And Carry still lives today, but she is currently put away, safefully hidden- I mean protected in a very emo looking chest that is now being moved into a specific dorm, look forward to meeting her in the near future.

~Short Past End~

Lin and I sung loudly and hysterically as we unpacked everything, I casually pulled out a purple chainsaw with green Christmas skulls on it along with the disemboweled bodies of telly tubbys and set it on my bed, and finished setting up my bed, then we both climbed into bed "Goodnight Dora." I murmered, and I heard Lin reply "Goodnight Murderer." Then "Goodnight Carry, Tommy…" before soft snoring was heard, I just passed out.