Hey guys! This is just a quick 4 to 5 part short story I decided to do, just as a little fun project to have while I continue Small Bump. A little comedy different from the stories I usually do along with being a little more mature

This will have language along with suggestive scenes just to be warned.

Enjoy!


They say that bachelor parties were the nights that a man and his best friends would never forget and cherish forever but for them, it was a night they'd never remember.


"I don't understand why you have to go all the way to Vegas for your bachelor party" Toph says as she lays facing up on the bed while her finacee packs for his up coming trip. It was going to be just him and his three best friends for two days in Vegas which was about 5 hours from their home, it was going to be a long trip and he could hardly contain his excitement which was the exact opposite of what his Bride was feeling. She knew how his friends can get especially that idiot Jet.

Aang chuckled "I already told you Toph, it was Jet's idea, we're just going for a couple of days and then we'll be back just in time for the wedding." He leaned over her and pecked her lips while lightly resting his body over hers.

Toph huffed before running her hands through his brown hair "Alright fine, but I swear if you do something stupid, I was go all the way to Vegas to kick your ass, blind or not, I will find you." She threatens, her cloudy green eyes glaring into his.

Aang grinned before swooping in for another kiss "I would never. Now let me finish packing, the guys are coming to pick me up soon."


Zuko stared up at the ceiling as he tried to catch his breath, his arm around the beautiful brunette laying by his side with her head on his chest who was also trying to recover, the morning light coming from the window across their bedroom brightening up the room. "That was..." She breathed out.

"Uh huh." He says nodding his head. Man did he love morning sex.

Katara giggled before kissing his chest and sitting up, the blanket revealing her naked chest "So how was that for a goodbye? Won't forget to think about me while you're in Vegas now." She states with a cheeky smile.

Zuko grinned his eyes roaming her chest and sat up at well bring his face close to hers his golden eyes meeting her blue "It would take more than Vegas to keep me from thinking about you babe."

She rolled her eyes before smiling "Smart answer you sweet talking idiot."

"But I'm your idiot." He points out as he played with the large diamond ring on her finger, the one she proudly wore as his wife for 2 years now.

Katara giggled before attempting to get out of the bed before Zuko grabbed her wrist and dragged her into bed pinning her underneath him. "Zuko no, you have to pack for your trip and Sokka is going to be here soon to get you. We don't have time for this." She says laughing slightly, pushing him away from her as she rose up from the bed and tied her silk robe around her waist and putting on her glasses (poor girl couldn't see things too far away.) That was his wife, the one who always had to be on schedule, never one to be late. Gods he loved her.

Watching her walk out of the room to make breakfast he sighed and rose out of bed as well to begin his morning routine.

Finally dress and packed for his trip Zuko made his way to the kitchen where the smell of bacon filled his nostrils. He chuckled as he watched his wife drink her coffee as she watched the morning news from the mini television on the counter next to the stove, she loved to watch that thing while she cooked, her black framed glasses framing her face, and her hair messily up in a bun. She was so beautiful.

Making his way towards her he wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed the place where her neck met her shoulder. A sigh left her lips and he couldn't take it, turning off the stove he turned her body away from the stove and pushed her up against the counter fiercely bringing his lips to hers.


Sokka sighed as he leaned back in the seat of his, well technically it was his Grand Pakku's, 1965 Mercedes. He was suffering yet again another hangover, his dark sunglasses hiding the bags underneath his eyes, it the third one this week. He couldn't help it, he was a drink to forget kind of guy, especially after being dumped by his girlfriend of two years. Suki was just another one who bites the dust, claimed he was too childish. Of course it wasn't a lie but that wasn't the real reason, she just wanted someone to control and that definietly wasn't him so she decides to cheat on him, multiple times, in their own apartment. He groaned as another wave of nausea hit his stomach. Damn you Vodka.

He just wanted to be in Vegas already where he could once again get drunk but this time have his three best friends with him to get just as drunk. Fuck he couldn't wait.

Being the only one who had a vehicle, one that wasn't shared with a significant other, he was in charge of picking up all the guys which was fine by him, he loved to drive this sweet ride. It was a treat from his father who knew of his recent break up and decided to let his son have a wild couple of days in Vegas, of course riding in style.

Zuko was the first one to be picked up since Sokka's apartment is only three minutes away, totally unplanned to live that close to his sister and her fairly new husband. The thought made him shudder, he was of course totally okay with his baby sis being married to his best friend but it was just weird to know what they do behind closed doors (Zuko isn't exactly subtle when it comes to guy talk)

Pulling up to the small single story home Sokka shut off the engine and got out of the car, rubbing his head slightly as he made his way up to the front door knocking on his soundly as he set his glasses ontop of his head. "Hey Zuko. Lets get a move on. Jet and Aang are waiting for us."

Waiting a few minutes Sokka began to grow impatient, finally with a roll of his eyes he twisted the knob and opened the door. What he saw on the other side was not what he wanted to see. Ever. In his entire life.

"OH MY GODS!" He shouted as he covered his eyes "OH MY GODS!"

"Shit!" Katara screamed as she pushed her sweat husband off of her as they laid on the walkway floor nude for all to see.

"What the hell Sokka!" Zuko shouted as he began to quickly put his clothes on along with his wife, an embarrassed blush on her face for being caught having sex by her brother.

"I could say the same thing!" Sokka replied, his voice equally as loud as he continued to cover his eyes.

"Haven't you heard of knocking?" Katara demanded as she tied her robe around her body.

"I did knock, several times!" He says "You guys were too busy having your monkey sex to hear it."

"We're dressed now Sok, you can move your hands now." Zuko says while rolling his eyes.

Removing his hands from his eyes Sokka began to pace, as Katara went into the kitchen to retrieve her glasses and coffee. "I don't even know where to fucking begin!"

"Hey its our home we can do as we please. Besides you should have called." Zuko argues crossing his arms.

"You fucking knew I was coming you asshole!" Sokka replied rubbing his head. His headache was coming back "Can I have some advil Kat!" He called out.

Katara returned to the walkway with a glass of water and two pain pills "Okay enough you two, Sokka we're sorry we scarred you for life and Zuko go and get your bags from the room before you guys leave too late." She orders.

Zuko grumbled and did as he was told causing Sokka to snicker and Katara to glare at him. "Are you hungover?" She demanded putting her hands on her hips studying his face.

"Just a little." Her brother replied.

"Cut the crap Sok, you look like shit. Did something happen with you and Suki?" She asks raising an eyebrow.

Sokka rolled his eyes "Look Kat I don't want to talk about it, I just want to forget the whole situation and go have the time of my life in Vegas."

Katara glared at her brother before her eyes softened "Fine, just- just know you can always talk to me okay?"

He smiled a rubbed the top her head, messing up her already messy hair even more. She frowned and swatted his hand away.

"I'm ready. Who's ready for Vegas?" Zuko asked as he walked into the walkway, wearing dark jeans, a white button down shirt with his sleeves rolled up and a pair of Ray Bans on.

"Hell yeah!" Sokka says.

After a disgusting goodbye between Katara and Zuko, the two men were off on their way to pick up the next guy.

"So how's Jet's girl taking this?" Zuko asked as he messed with the radio.

"Who Mai? The crazy bitch thinks we're going camping or some shit." Sokka says.

Zuko chuckled and rose an eyebrow "You mean Jet lied to her?"

The blue eyed man snorted "I sure as hell would have lied too if I was dating an insane person."

"Oh come on, she's not that bad." Zuko says before laughing out loud "Hell you're right, she's crazy."

They pulled up to Jet's small house expecting to have to walk in to get the bastard only to see Jet already waiting for them by the sidewalk, bags in his left hand and cigarette in his right. As soon as they parked Jet jumped into the car "Go, fucking go, dammit." He hissed fumbling around.

Listing to his friend Sokka hit the gas pedal and sped away from the house, Jet watching from behind the whole time. Once they were far enough away Jet sighed turning around and leaned his head back on the seat bringing the cigarette to his mouth and inhaling.

"What the hell was that? Crazy not letting you go out with your friends?" Zuko teases causing Jet to kick his arm.

"Fuck off." He mumbled bringing an arm around his eyes "She's literally killing me guys. I don't know how much longer I can take this shit."

Sokka and Zuko both laughed and Jet continued to curse at them trying to hide his own smile.


"Okay you'll be sure to call me once you get to the hotel right and when you head back?" Toph asked holding her finacee's hand. "I'll be getting ready by then, but I'll want to talk to you."

Aang nodded and kissed her head "Of course honey, listen I'll call you every hour if I have to."

Toph rolled her eyes and punched his arm "I'm not that clingy you idiot. Just keep me updated once in awhile. Gods knows those dimwits will be too out of it to do anything right."

"Oh come on Toph, they're good guys, just a little on the wild side." Aang defends with a chuckle before a loud honking came from outside.

"HEY SHIT HEAD COME ON OUT, VEGAS IS CALLING!" And there was Sokka.

Toph rose an eyebrow while Aang rubs the back of his head, his friends always did have incredible timing. "Come and say hi to the guys." He says as they both made their way outside.

"Hey Toph!" Sokka greets as the couple near the car.

"Hey Sokka, and I'm presuming Zuko and Jet are with you too?"

"Yup right here small fry." Zuko says causing a small smile to form on her lips.

"Oh man I forgot my favorite watch. I'll be right back guys."

When she felt he was far enough away Toph grabbed the front of Sokka's shirt causing the man to yelp very girl like. "Now I'm only going to say this once, you three WILL take care of my fiancee. And by the gods if there is one fucking piece of him hurt or he doesn't make it to the wedding, I will personally kill you all but made sure you all watch as I chop your balls off one at a time. Am I clear?" She demands.

"Crystal." Sokka wimpers before she let go of his shirt while Jet and Zuko attempt to refrain from laughing as Aang made his way back to the group.

"Alright I'm ready guys, you ready to go?" Kissing Toph soundly he got into the car and waved to her as they drove away.

Finally unable to contain their laughter Zuko and Jet clutched their stomachs. Aang rose an eyebrow and glanced between the two. "Something I missed?"

"Oh nothing." Jet says wiping his eyes "Just the fact that your fiancee just threatened to chop our balls off if you don't return safe and sound."

Aangs cheeks reddened in embarrassment, it was no secret that Toph was the tough one in the relationship, she was always ready to defend her man and didn't care who she threatened. "Sorry about that."

"Don't worry Jet is used to crazy." Zuko replied chuckling.

"Oh shut up asshole." Jet says.

"Okay, okay in all seriousness." Zuko begins turning in his seat "I'm going to say a little speech. To Aang, the fucking bastard who is getting married in two days and who we are celebrating during those two days in Vegas. May we never forget this night. To a night we'll never forget!"

"TO A NIGHT WE'LL NEVER FORGET!"


oh man, some parts I was just cracking up as I imagined the scenes in my head. Jesus Christ this is going to be so great.

Hope you enjoyed readers!