Title: I'm not old!
Summary:
The Ice King is one of the most misunderstood characters of Adventure Time along with his fellow penguin Gunter.
Rated: K, suitable for all ages
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~(o.o)~
"Oh, honey, how's your work today?"
It was Ice King who was speaking. He was talking to no one in particular, and in a high-pitched voice he added, "Terrible, because I cannot spend a day without you, the Ice King!"
Gunter quaked.
"You see Gunter, this is what will happen if I had a wife,"
"Wak wak," Gunter asked.
"I told you, in a bakery or something-" Ice King answered with a taunt.
He walked over to his cold bed and sat down. He looked out the window.
"I wonder why Princesses hate me," he said sadly. Then he remembered:
"Am I too old?"
He stood up and walked over to his mirror. His reflection stared back at him with sad eyes.
"I have a pointy nose, a big bushy white beard and-look at this crown!" he said rather proudly.
"So why do people hate me!"
He slumped back on his icy bed.
"Oh, Gunter. If only you knew how painful it is to be rejected so many times," he said as Gunter sat beside him.
"Wak," Gunter said.
"Thank you Gunter," Ice King replied and gave Gunter a fish. Gunter happily ate it.
"Wak wak wak,"
"Don't push your luck Gunter,"
Then he kept talking about how he wasn't old, about how he used to wear nerdy glasses, and about how he started capturing princesses, all absorbed by his fateful companion Gunter.
"Wak," Gunter sniffed.
"What?" Ice King said and wiped his eyes. He had been crying for the last 5 seconds but (hopefully) Gunter didn't notice.
"Wak."
Ice King snuggled under his blanket.
"You know Gunter, I could feel Jack Frost nipping at my nose already,"
~(o.o)~
In a corner in the same room, an invisible poltergeist was sulking near the wall.
"That's the pointiest nose I've ever nipped,"
~(o.o)~
Well, there you have it. I figured out that Jack Frost was the best way to end this. I hope I managed to get a few laughs, any one?