This is certainly the most idiotic thing I ever tried to write. Don't take anything personal about Voldemort catching Lupin and Black; I just thought that they would be the best ones.
Voldemort's Worst Punishment
-Master they don't want to tell us where is Harry Potter hiding – Lucius Malfoy was kneeling in front of Voldemort.
-And you McNair, did you get any information – snapped Lord Voldemort on McNair, who was kneeling beside Lucius.
-No, Master – said McNair in equally oily voice as Lucius's.
-Which kind of torturing have you tried? – Said Lord Voldemort rising from his fancy throne, covered in gold and rubies.
-We stretched Lupin; we also left Black hanging upside down from the ceiling. – Lucius said.
-I see. – Voldemort turned around, facing Malfoy and McNair with his back; his cloak swirling behind him.
-Master should we try Crutius? – Said McNair, rising his head little.
-No you idiot – Voldemort snapped. – I know something better. Yes, but that will require a TV set, and VCR, and those kind of Muggle invention.
Inside his mind the Dark Lord was thinking: We can't use my 40' SONY, and my Panasonic VCR. I just bought them. I made a good deal at "Future Shop", so I can't risk ruining them.
-My Lord, I have Toshiba 54', and Mitsubishi VCR. I would be honored to borrow you, but why do you need it? – McNair said.
Lucius looked at him in look full of loathing. That idiot McNair has better TV then I do. And I wanted Mitsubishi VCR, but I couldn't find any. So he was the one that bought the last one.
-Excellent McNair. You Malfoy, I would ask you to land us your TV, but it's just 44', so too bad. – Said Voldemort, and got out of the room.
Lucius looked in McNair, who smirked back.
-NO, NOT THAT! I SWEAR I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING; PLEASE I WILL EVEN CALL YOU MY LORD! – Lupin was screaming while McNair, and Lucius were hexing him so he will sit still in his chair.
-Oh, I will have that on mind, but first little torture – said Lord Voldemort, and took out a video.
Then he passed it to Malfoy, who turned on the TV and the VCR, and placed the video inside. Then McNair pressed play on the remote, and all three McNair, Malfoy, and Voldemort, placed antiphons on their ears, and looked away from the TV.
"We just got a letter, we just got a letter, wonder who it's from?" The song was playing on the surround system. After Voldemort tortured Lupin to watch FIVE WHOLE episodes of "The Blue's Clues", "Guess What", "Out of the Box", "The Big Comfy Couch", and lots of the others shits that are advertised just to make morons and juvenile delinquents from our offspring McNair untied Lupin, who dropped dead on the floor. He had terrified expression on his face, and his three fingers were placed as tough he was trying to cross himself, but was unable from ropes.
~The end~
Sick, isn't it? Well I'll just tell you one thing: It can't be sicker then all that moronic TV shows that my sister, who is 8 years old, is watching. Everyday I get a headache, and when I hear the music for introduction of any of that shows I run to my room screaming. ;) J
~*Maria*~