Metal Face stomped along the ground, singing and dancing with some butterflies and bluebirds on his daily walk. He was singing, "YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID," because he and Dunban liked to play Splatoon during the great mechon war of 1709. The mechon picked some flowers and was about to put them on his head when he accidently hit someone with a claw. He turned around and saw Alvis floating next to his head trying to sniff his hair.
"What the fuck," said Metal Face. Alvis put his hands on Metal Face's face and leaned in way too close to him because Alvis has no concept of personal space.
"Metal Face, I need to tell you something," Alvis whispered. Metal Face went all blushu blushu even though he's a robot and held the hot anime boy in his claws.
"A-Alvis, I-" he said. Alvis gazed at him with his blue gray gold hazel I don't fucking know eyes.
"Do you have have a girlfriend?" Alvis asked. Metal Face shook his head and brushed his claws through Alvis' silver hair.
"No," he whispered. Alvis grabbed some sunglasses and did a backflip out of his hands.
"Haha tfwnogf," said Alvis. Metal Face looked at him really confused.
"What the fuck Alvis," Metal Face said. Alvis chuckled and did the hot anime boy thing you know that thing right.
"Do you know about... memes?" Alvis asked, sniffing Metal Face's hair and licking his metalic face.
"Alvis what are you even talking about." Alvis jumped into the air and began floating.
"Metal Face, I will show you a world you've never seen before. The world of the internet and... memes," Alvis said as a magic carpet appeared beneath them. They began floating through the air and had a very uncomfortable ride because Alvis wouldn't stop trying to sniff Metal Face's hair. They flew around for a bit and then they were in outer space. Alvis became a blue spark thing and he floated around.
"The fuck is this?" Metal Face asked, pointing towards a green sad looking frog.
"That is Pepe."
"The fuck is that?" Metal Face pointed at the moon where some asstronauts were dancing.
"That is Moonbase Alpha. Aeiou," Alvis said. Metal Face walked like a child, full of wonder in the new world full of memes. Metal Face walked forwards and was about to go through a portal before Alvis quickly stopped him.
"Metal Face, wait. That is the world of outdated memes, you don't want to be there." Metal Face looked through the portal and saw visions of terrible unfunny jokes. Troll face, Over 9000 jokes, and things that should not be mentioned. Alvis pulled him away and showed him all the other memes. He was amazed by all the memes and couldn't wait to talk about them with all his best friends. After a few hours, they left. Metal Face didn't want to leave but he had to because too many memes could kill someone. The next day, Metal Face saw Egil.
"Hey Egil," Metal Face said, waving at Egil. Egil walked towards him with his perfect hips and dat thigh gap swaying in the breeze or something.
"What the fuck do you want?" Egil asked.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" Metal Face said as he stroked Egil's hips.
"Metal Face no." Egil said. Metal Face put on some sunglasses and went on a skateboard.
"Lol tfwnogf." Egil gave him a confused look.
"What." Metal Face went on the magical carpet and showed Egil all the memes. The process repeated, Egil showed the memes to Xord. Xord showed the memes to his daughter and she showed them to Shulk and his friends. Soon, all of Bionis and Mechonis was infested with memes. Everyone died. The end.