Author's note: 'ello people :3. This is my very first crossover ever. It's a crossover between Negima and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. If you have played that game you may be able to understand some of the jokes, but it will be funnier if you are familiar with both.

Disclaimer: I do not own Negima or any Legend of Zelda video game. If I did, poor Setsuna would have a permanent nose bleed and Link would have more explosive items :3.

Edit: I've edited this chapter. Booyah.

The Beginning

"Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! HEY!"

What on earth is that annoying sound coming from? thought an annoyed Setsuna.

The voice got louder, "HEY! HEY! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME! HEY! HEYYY!" Suddenly Setsuna's arm shot up and swatted where the noise was coming from.

"TRYING TO SLEEP HERE-huh? Negi-sensei?" On the floor was an injured-looking Negi. Setsuna eyes widened, "Sensei? What happened? Why are you so small?" Negi was as big as her fist and he had a blue glow. He floated off the ground, yes, floated with his wings. WINGS? Setsuna looked at her surroundings. She found herself in a cramped circular area. She hand her hand on the wall, Is this...tree bark? "Where am I?"

"I don't know," Negi said, "Maybe we'll find more if we go outside."

"Okay..." Setsuna said uncertainly. She kicked away the covers and discovered she wasn't wearing her pajamas. In fact, she was wearing some kind of green dress, "Wha...what is this?" Did Konoka-ojou-sama change my clothes while I was sleeping again? With Negi floating by her head she stepped outside. There was a blinding light and then the sight of a cute little tree village was seen. Music started to play as if on cue, "Wow..." Setsuna breathed, "It's a little village."

"Setsuna-san, look! Someone's coming!" Negi pointed to a green haired figure running toward the ladder.

"Yoo hoo! Link!"

"Who the heck is Link?" Setsuna asked Negi who only shrugged.

"Come down, silly!" the green haired girl called out. Setsuna looked to Negi again. Negi shrugged again and gave her an "I don't know what's going on" look. Setsuna deiced to climb down the ladder and ask this strange person where she was.

"Um, excuse me. Do you know what this place is?"

"Oh, Link! You finally got a fairy? That's great!"

"Um...who's Link? My name's Setsuna..."

"What's that? The Great Deku Tree has summoned you? That's quite an honor!"

"The Great Deku who?"

"The Great Deku Tree is our father and created us!"

"Maybe this Deku Tree person can help us?" Negi suggested.

"Maybe..." Setsuna walked over to some smug looking boy in front of some entrance.

"Hold it right there!"

"Look kid, I really need to get by..."

"What's that? The Great Deku Tree summoned you?" He folded his arms across his chest and pouted, "Why would he summon you and not I, The Great Mido?"

"I don't have an answer for that..." Setsuna said completely confused.

"Go get yourself a sword and a shield! Then we'll talk!"

"Wait, kid! Where am I gonna find something like that in a forest!" But Mido would say no more. With a frustrated sigh Setsuna left him alone, "Where am I gonna find a sword and a shield? Wait, where is my sword?" The thought never occurred to her that her sword was missing.

"Poor Setsuna-san. Without her sword she's basically powerless..." Negi sighed.

Setsuna flashed her fist at Negi, "Who you callin' powerless? Maybe that green haired child would know where I would get such things." Setsuna walked to the tree house where she started and found the girl still standing in the same spot where they left her, She hasn't moved from that spot? Was she waiting for me?

"What's that? Mido won't let you see the Deku Tree?"

Setsuna was relived that finally she understood something she said, "Yes! You under-"

"THAT MEANIE!" Setsuna was blown away by the force of her scream and fell right on her bum. "But he's right, though. Strange things have been happening in the forest. You can get a shield for 40 rupees at the store, but there's only one sword hidden somewhere in the forest."

Setsuna, back on her feet, brushed the grass off of her tunic, "What's a rupee? Is that anything like yen? And am I the only one who noticed the repetitive music in the background?"

"Come on, Setsuna-san lets go find that sword." Setsuna and Negi climbed the hill overlooking her tree house, crawled through the small hole, and dodged giant rolling boulders. Finally, they reached a chest perched on top of a tree stump, "That wasn't that hard, now was it?" Negi said, unscratched.

Setsuna panted next to him, cuts and bruises everywhere, "Easy for you to say. You can fly!" But Negi wasn't listening.

"Setsuna-san! Do you suppose this is the sword?"

"Only one way to find out." Setsuna jumped onto the stump and put her hands on the chest as she prepared to open it. Suspense building music played followed by another blinding light. Setsuna turned to face Negi and held a sword high above her head.

"You got the Kokiri Sword," Negi said.

"Oh really? How do you know?"

Negi puffed out his chest with pride, "I can read subtexts backwards."

Setsuna paused to look at him then focused back on her new sword, "I don't wanna call it the Kokiri Sword so let's call it...Mini Yunagi." Negi rolled his eyes.

The trip back to the village was much easier. A kind Kokiri had shown Setsuna where the shop was, "Welcome!" the young looking store keeper said.

"Hello. I'm here for a shield."

"Deku Shield, 40 rupees!"

Oh drat! What's a rupee? "Um...I'm not sure if I have any..."

He rolled his eyes, "You didn't check your wallet."

"My wallet?" He pointed to her hip and there was, in fact, a small brown pouch. Setsuna dumped the contents of the pouch onto the counter, "Is this enough?"

The store keeper's eyes shone, "It's more than enough!" He grabbed the shield off of the display case and put it on the counter, "There you are. Now be careful, it's made of wood so it'll burn if you touch fire!"

Why would I touch fire? Setsuna thought. They left the store and headed toward Mido's direction, "Okay, brat. I got a sword and a shield. Let me pass."

"What's that? Oh, you got a Deku Shield...And WHAT'S THAT? You got the Kokiri Sword?" He pouted and stomped his foot, "GOOD GRIEF! But even with all that stuff a wimp is still a wimp!" He turned and said more to himself than Setsuna, "How'd you get to be the favorite of Saria and The Great Deku Tree..." Defeated, Mido stepped aside.

Setsuna walked until she reached a meadow. In the center of the meadow she saw a huge tree with what seemed to be a giant nose and mustache, "Omigosh..." Setsuna breathed. This tree wasn't as big the World Tree, but it was still pretty big.

"Link...it took you long enough..." a mighty voice boomed.

"Setsuna-san! The tree...it talked?" Negi gasped.

"Um... Guy...? Do you know how I got to this world?" Setsuna asked.

Slowly The Great Deku Tree opened his mouth and boomed, "Ye must defeat the evil presence inside of me..."

"EEEEEEEHHHH? That doesn't answer my question at all! In fact, it creates so many more!"

"Hurry, Link. I don't have much time...Don't be afraid, for I know ye can do it..."

"I guess I don't have a choice..." Setsuna said. She entered the tree and found herself surrounded by impossibly huge spider webs.

"Wow, this place is huge..." Negi said floating around, but he wasn't looking at where he was going and got caught in a spider web, "ACK! SETSUNA! HELP!"

Setsuna turned around, "Negi-sensei, you have to be careful."

"HELP! HELP! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!" A skullwalltula that was previously sleeping was awake and hungry looking.

Oh crap! What do I do? What do I do? "Ouch!" Something was jabbing her back, Oh yea! The sword! Setsuna slid the sword from her sheath.

"WAAAAAAAHHH!" Negi yelled as it came closer to his head.

"Take this!" Setsuna ran to the skullwalltula and did a high jump and swung the sword right down its middle. Setsuna slashed at the web, freeing Negi.

"Thanks, Setsuna-san." Negi pulled something from behind the web, "What's this?"

Setsuna took it from Negi, "I don't know...a slingshot?"

"What's a slingshot doing in here?"

"I don't know, but I think it would be a good idea to keep it."

"OMIGOSH! LOOK OUT!"

Setsuna turned around just in time to see a Deku Baba snap at her. She jumped out of the way in time, but she jumped onto a web on the floor. The web snapped, unable to maintain the extra weight. Setsuna fell into a dark and seemingly endless hole, Is this it? I will never see the Ojou-sama again...I never got to tell her that I- Water broke her thoughts, and her fall. Splashing madly, she managed to swim to shore.

Negi flew down next to her, "Setsuna-san! I'm glad you're okay!"

"Where are we now?"

"I don't know, but I think we went deeper inside the tree," said Negi, stating the obvious.

Setsuna wadded in the water and climbed onto a conveniently placed block. There were more Deku Babas, but she ignored them, "Another hole..." Suddenly she had an idea. She took a few steps back then sprinted toward the hole.

"What are you doing? You're gonna fall-," Negi's brain started to piece it together, "Oh...You want to do that."

Setsuna jumped onto the web and fell through. Once again she landed in some kind of body of water. She wadded out of the water, "Well, I'm in one piece. Lets go-" SMACK! Setsuna was smacked in the face by a Deku Nut. Setsuna rubbed the giant red spot on her face, "Oww..." The Deku Shrub spat another one, this time Setsuna was ready. She quickly took out her shield and the nut bounced back and it hit the Deku Shrub. She did this two more times to the other two. Now she was free to enter the next room.

Everything was black. The familiar background music stopped. She could hardly see Negi, unfortunately she could still hear him, "Whoa...it's so dark in here!" Setsuna took a few cautious steps when she heard Negi stammer, "Set...Set...Setsuna-saaaan..."

Setsuna let out an irritated sigh, "Please, Sensei! I'm trying to concen-" Then she heard soft rustling sounds, but they weren't coming from her sides. She looked up and her eyes met a giant red eye. It rolled and a giant spider-like creature fell from the ceiling. It stood up on its tail and flailed its claws. It looked at Setsuna and hissed. Exciting music played on cue as the creature climbed back up the wall. Ew! I fought demons prettier than this!

"Concentrate! Use your sword!" Negi said.

"It's too high!" Suddenly she remembered the slingshot in her pocket. She put a nut in the sling and aimed for the creature. The nut bounced right off. She tried again, but got the same results.

"Aim for the eye! The eye!" Negi yelled from the side lines.

Easy for you to say, she thought. She loaded another nut into the sling and aimed for the big, red, bloodshot target. TWANG! The nut sailed through the air and hit home. The creature hissed and screamed in pain and fell crashing down. She drew her sword and slashed and slashed at the eye. This was nothing for her, for it was her job to eliminate demons and monsters. The one-eyed monster tried to run back up the wall, but Setsuna was too fast. She jumped onto of the creature. "Oh no you don't!" Setsuna brought her sword down onto the center of its eye. She could hear the blood vessels popping and the creature hissing terribly. Setsuna pulled out her sword out and jumped off of it. The creature growled and hissed and its body trembled, then it suddenly exploded.

"Setsuna-san...you're so...BAD!" Negi marveled.

"It's all part of my job, Sensei." Suddenly a blue light surrounded them and the next thing she knew, she was outside.

"You've done well, Link..." The Great Deku Tree boomed.

"For the last time...MY NAME'S NOT LINK!"

"But was doomed from the start..."

"Huh?"

A ray of green light flashed and before Setsuna was a beautiful green stone, "Take the Spiritual Stone of Forest and show it to the princess of destiny at Hyrule Castle. Good...bye..." The whole meadow was filled with a creaking noise and The Great Deku Tree turned from a healthy brown to a sickly grey. The Great Deku Tree was gone.

"He's...dead..." Negi said sadly.

"He said he was doomed from the start. Let's not waste time grieving for a tree. We have to go to some castle and find the princess." Setsuna was so cold hearted because she was still upset. She didn't know where she was or how she got here and no one seemed to know, either.

They headed back to the little village and were stopped, once again, by Mido, "Stop right there! The Great Deku Tree...did he die?"

Setsuna shuffled her boots awkwardly, "I'm sorry, kid..."

Mido's eyes glistened with tears. Angrily he said, "It's all your fault! I'm gonna tell everyone!"

"Wait! It wasn't my fault!" but Mido ran off.

The kid blocking the exit let her go. It led to a lone bridge in the dense forest.

"Oh, you're leaving..." a familiar voice said behind her. Setsuna turned and saw the green haired child, "I knew...that one day you would leave the forest 'cuz you're different from me and my friends..."

So she does know I'm not of this world!

"But that's okay, 'cuz we'll always be friends..."

Setsuna didn't bother to point out that she hardly knew this girl, Okay...maybe she doesn't...

The girl held out a strange looking object, That's an ocarina! Setsuna recognized the object.

"Here, take my ocarina. I hope whenever you play it you will think of me."

Setsuna took the ocarina and held it close to her, "Yes, I will. Thank you very much."

Setsuna left. She vowed that she will not forget the green haired girl then kicked herself when she realized that she never got the girl's name. Setsuna had no clue what she was getting herself into.

END