The Space-Wizard of Oz
NARRATOR: Once upon a time warp, the young space-girl Dorothy and her space-dog Toto were on their space-farm, when it got hit by a space-tornado. This flew them to the magical space-land of Oz. There they met many short space-people called space-munchkins, whose space-home was Space-Munchkin Space-Land. After a short run-in with the wicked space-witch of the space-west, who wanted the space-ruby space-slippers that Dorothy had obtained from when the space-tornado dropped her space-farm space-house on the wicked space-witch of the space-east, the good space-witch of the space-north told them to go see the space-wizard of Oz to help them get to space-home.
Narrator: Dorothy walked down the yellow space-brick Space-road until she came to a crossroad.
Scarecrow: Hello little lady
Narrator: Space-lady!
Scarecrow: Shut up
Narrator: ok *whimper*
Scarecrow: Anyway, do you happen to have a brain. I would really like a Brain. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Narrator: Suddenly thousands Space-crows flew strait at Dorothy out from the space-corn space-fields. But the Space-Scarecrow started tearing each an every one space-limb from space-limb. Then he started eating their space-brains through a space-straw. THEN he killed them.
Dorothy: Oh thank you. Would you like to come with me to OZ.? The wizard could probably give you a brain.
Scarecrow: Sure Why not. Heehehehe
Dorothy: *to narrator* Wait I have to travel with this psycho?
Narrator: Yes but you meet other people. As Dorothy walked down the yellow space-brick space-road she sees a Space-Tin-Space-Man. She felt sorry for him because some space trees were throwing some space-apples at him.
Tin-Man: Wait can't I just cut the tree's down?
Narrator: No. You're stuck in place.
Tin-Man: How I'm a super advance hyper robot. I can-
Narrator: Shut up I'm the Narrator. And you have to kill puppies now
Tinman: But I'm a pacifist.
Narrator: And then a bunch of Space –wolves attacked Tinman.
Tinman: Those are puppies
Narrator: After Tinman slaughtered the space-wolves, the continued until they met a space-lion., That's it nothing important happens with him.
Lion: Ahhh.
Narrator: After they met the forth member of their group, they continued to blah, blah, space-poppies, blah, blah, blah, green space city, blah, blah, space wizard, flying space monkeys, blah, blah, blah, go to the space-witch's tower. Ah here we go. At The Space-Tower of the Wicked Space-Witch of the Space-West, our group of … space-heroes were in deep space trouble-
Dorothy: WE GET IT! WERE IN SPACE!
Narrator: -as the space witch had just set Scarecrow on Space-fire.
Scarecrow: Oh you- GAHH I'M ON FIRE
Narrator: sorry I'm just reading the script but Dorothy throws some space water that saves you and hit the space-witch
Dorothy: Finally we've saved the day now that the witch is finally dead-
Witch: I'm still here. *pause* What? You thought a little water would kill me? I didn't become an evil overlord by having such a major weakness?
Dorothy: What about the script? It says right here that you dissolve.
Witch: Why would you think I care about things like the script?
Narrator: OK that's it. Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion, get ready for a fight.
Scarecrow Tinman and Lion: Yeah, woohoo, finally
Narrator: So then Scarecrow used his fear space-gas on the witch causing her to freeze while Lion and Tinman attacked her with their mighty space-weapons and destroyed the wicked Space-Witch of the Space-West. The journeyed back to OZ, Dorothy went back to Space Kansas, turned out she was dreaming, and nobody got anything they were after in the first place. That all folks.