Gundam Battles saga episode 1
Hey all...FlamingSmileyFace here..I'm REALLY bored and for some reason I woke up at 9:30 today instead of 10:30
the clock inside my head must be going haywire..anyway..I got this idea from a Sailor Moon Battle page...I can't
remember what it was called but like...if this is your idea...sorry! I didn't know! My bad..maybe we can compare jokes?
and if you decide to steal my idea..okay..just be sure to write me in as the commentator(use my nick FlamingSmileyFace..(it is my idea ya know)
and make it reeeeeeeally funny...or I'll step on you with my gundam...j/k..okay here we go..
today's fight(this morning's fight) is the match everyone's been waiting for Duo vs.Heero AKA Deathscythe vs. Wing Zero
*In commentator box*
Betsy:Hello folks! I hope your psyched up for a good bout today..(cries deep inside because I love Duo and this will be painfull)
Today my other commentators are..Quatre Raobabababa*whisper* pssst..Quatre...I can't read your name on the cue cards!
Quatre:Thats okay...
Betsy:And the other two commentators are Wufei Chang or like..Chang Wufei..or however people want it..and Trowa Barton..
Trowa:Its good to be here today Betsy..
Wufei:Where's the popcorn man?
Betsy:Oookay..as you should aleady know..today's fight is a good one..one thats been on the rise for a while now, an answer to some
unanswered questions..It's Duo vs. Heero, Shinigami vs. Spandex boy...guys..what are your views on todays fight?
Trowa:It looks to be a promising fight, Heero is calmer and better trained..but Duo has a cool nickname..
Betsy:*cries secretly again*
Wufei:I've been looking forward to this for a looong time..I wonder which gundam is better hmm?(duuh)
Quatre:This isn't right....we shouldn't fight each other (haha..how many time's have I heard THAT?)
Betsy:Well now...our challengers enter the arena in their gundams and step down to shake hands..
*Deathscythe and Wingzero walk in and Heero and Duo drop down with that string rope thingy and just stand there dazed and confused*
Heero:Where am I?
Duo:Hey...did some mad girl break in to your room last night and tie you up too?
Heero:..yeah actually...
Duo:did she handcuff you to a chair and..
Heero:NO!
Duo:oh..boy you missed out..
*up in box*
Betsy:...eheeh...heh...*blushes profusely*
Quatre:I'm serious..they shouldn't fight...
Wufei:Quatre! Stop acting like a woman!
Quatre:*shuts up*
Trowa:Theres the bell..the challengers should be up and fighting..
Betsy:..should but aren't..whats going on?
Heero:We don't have to fight just because you told us too..
Duo:Yeah..I'm not even mad at Heero for anything...........right now....
Betsy:Uh....technical difficulties here people..Trowa you take over...*crawls under the desk*
Trowa:Well..seeing as this is a good time..let me just talk about the circus I come from..and the discount saturdays..
*suddenly Betsy can be seen crawling onto the feild holding a Heero puppet..she crawls over and bonks Duo with it*
Duo:Hey now..thats pretty good..I can't even see you down there moving the puppet Betsy..
Betsy:Good..I'm in STEALTH mode!
*Betsy crawls over and in the other hand is a Duo puppet..she bonks Heero with it*
Heero:If you wanted it that badly you could have said so..
Betsy:mwahaha..no-one suspects a thing..*runs back up to the announcers box*
Trowa:So children under 5 are free!
Quatre:*writing down the reaons we shouldn't fight at Wufei's suggestion*
Wufei:*asleep*
Betsy:*sits back down in chair that was paid for by the company..oo...sooo soft..*
Betsy:Okay people...we're ready to start...someone ring that bell again..
*Bell goes DING! DONG!*
Betsy:..oi...Trowa..please stop talking..
Trowa:Sorry..but atleast they're fighting now..
*Duo and Heero jump into their gundams(wow good legs) and start battling it out royal style!*
Betsy:Woo! This is greaT!
Quatre:...*couldn't think of anything 4 him to say,,sniff*
Wufei:This is truly justice! I shall handle all my problems like this from now on!
Trowa:And Duo starts with a left..but Heero counters with the beam gattling..(wow..He'z a pro!)
Betsy:Popcorn! I want popcorn!
*suddenly a small figure enters the ring..why it's none other then Dorothy..taking a break from prep school are we?*
Betsy:Oh jeeez..it seems the bell that rang before WAS a doorbell..
Quatre:Get her out of there!
Betsy:...jee Quatre..I'd like to...*plays with a paperclip* but...once you go into the ring you can't come out..
Quatre:You went in before..and your perfectly fine..
Betsy:..........while their fighting you can't go in..*turns chair to face Trowa* wow..I pulled that off well..
Trowa:And Heero takes ou the beam saber..
Betsy:I'm just gonna let you handle the technical commentating..okay Trowa..ehe..
Wufei:HAH..I can't wait to get Nataku in the ring and show how powerful we are!
Betsy:But..wouldn't Nataku being doing most of the work...
Wufei:No..when I enter Nataku..we meld into one powerful being!
*everyone scoots 3 or 4 feet away from Wufei*
*Dorothy looks dazed and confused at the bright lights..but stares and drools at the gundam's fighting(cause of how she is people!)*
Betsy:...*says in monotone* oh no..stop..
*SQUISH!**Duo's deathscythe steps right on top of her..it serves her right for liking battles so damn much!*
Duo:auuugh..I got something on my shoes..*makes deathscythe scrape Dorothy off with a trash can lid*
Betsy:Wow..,..that was gross
Trowa:And Heero takes advantage of Duo's lag..
Wufei:This is getting boring
Quatre:We could have saved Dorothy!
Betsy:Nah...she was to far-gone..but your right Wufei..this IS getting boring..I say they start fighting hand 2 hand now!
Trowa:How can you get them to do that?
Betsy:simple! *yells at top of lungs* HEY GUYS! GET OUT OF YOUR GUNDAMS!
Trowa:*goes deaf for a couple of minutes*
*Duo and Heero drop out of their gundams and begin fighting hand to hand*
Wufei:haha..justice..I know who's going to win now..
Betsy:yah..Duo!
Wufei:No..I'd say the one who has 15 years of assasin's training under his belt..
Betsy:AH!
Quatre:Told you they shouldn't fight..
Betsy:..*shops a popcorn tup over Quatre's head*
*Duo is getting beatin up by Heero..simply because Duo is tired and doesn't feel like fighting back..*
Betsy:*starts sobbing*
Trowa:Wow..I thought Duo'd be better then that..
Wufei:It's simply because of fighting with the gundam..he's tired and lagging..while Heero had Wing Zero's system to help
him..(I know right now it's a bad system but it turns good later on)
Quatre:MMmffmmrmm..
Betsy:AAAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
*Betsy jumps out of the commentator box and lands on her ass...then runs over and glomps Duo*
Duo:Jeez..now it's gonna be even harder to fight back!
Heero:heh..this is simple..
Betsy:HAHAH! I have a secret weapon!!!
Heero and Duo: ?
*Betsy blows a whistle that appeared out of no-where and dozens of Tiny deathscythe and shinigami chibi's come running out of nowhere
and consist in attacking Heero*
Duo:WHOA!
Heero:AAH! get them off me!
Betsy:WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone in the commentator box sweatdrops...even Quatre's popcorn tub*
Trowa:This isn't really fair..
Wufei:Neither was letting Heero use the wing Zero
Trowa:We should just let them have a re-match
Wufei:Right..but next time with Heero's old gundam..
Trowa:Yeah..so this time the fight goes to Heero by fault of CHibi attacks..
Wufei:Tune in next week men out there..women..go make your man a sandwhich..
*men in audience can be heard hooting and women yelling*
Trowa:Yep....stay tuned folks..bye!
Quatre:Mmmmfffmmrmrmm!
Well..thats it...heh..like I was saying before..if you want to make a battle fic..go right ahead..but right me in as a
commentator..under my nick FlamingSmileyFace..plus if you want to see any particular fights..leave a note and say who..and if
you want any cameos(say..Relena or Hilde) write in too..otherwise..just tell me what you think! If you didn't like it..I'll
say what I say in all my fics...Cram it with walnuts! Heh..but anyway..See yah laterz!
~FlamingSmileyFace
Hey all...FlamingSmileyFace here..I'm REALLY bored and for some reason I woke up at 9:30 today instead of 10:30
the clock inside my head must be going haywire..anyway..I got this idea from a Sailor Moon Battle page...I can't
remember what it was called but like...if this is your idea...sorry! I didn't know! My bad..maybe we can compare jokes?
and if you decide to steal my idea..okay..just be sure to write me in as the commentator(use my nick FlamingSmileyFace..(it is my idea ya know)
and make it reeeeeeeally funny...or I'll step on you with my gundam...j/k..okay here we go..
today's fight(this morning's fight) is the match everyone's been waiting for Duo vs.Heero AKA Deathscythe vs. Wing Zero
*In commentator box*
Betsy:Hello folks! I hope your psyched up for a good bout today..(cries deep inside because I love Duo and this will be painfull)
Today my other commentators are..Quatre Raobabababa*whisper* pssst..Quatre...I can't read your name on the cue cards!
Quatre:Thats okay...
Betsy:And the other two commentators are Wufei Chang or like..Chang Wufei..or however people want it..and Trowa Barton..
Trowa:Its good to be here today Betsy..
Wufei:Where's the popcorn man?
Betsy:Oookay..as you should aleady know..today's fight is a good one..one thats been on the rise for a while now, an answer to some
unanswered questions..It's Duo vs. Heero, Shinigami vs. Spandex boy...guys..what are your views on todays fight?
Trowa:It looks to be a promising fight, Heero is calmer and better trained..but Duo has a cool nickname..
Betsy:*cries secretly again*
Wufei:I've been looking forward to this for a looong time..I wonder which gundam is better hmm?(duuh)
Quatre:This isn't right....we shouldn't fight each other (haha..how many time's have I heard THAT?)
Betsy:Well now...our challengers enter the arena in their gundams and step down to shake hands..
*Deathscythe and Wingzero walk in and Heero and Duo drop down with that string rope thingy and just stand there dazed and confused*
Heero:Where am I?
Duo:Hey...did some mad girl break in to your room last night and tie you up too?
Heero:..yeah actually...
Duo:did she handcuff you to a chair and..
Heero:NO!
Duo:oh..boy you missed out..
*up in box*
Betsy:...eheeh...heh...*blushes profusely*
Quatre:I'm serious..they shouldn't fight...
Wufei:Quatre! Stop acting like a woman!
Quatre:*shuts up*
Trowa:Theres the bell..the challengers should be up and fighting..
Betsy:..should but aren't..whats going on?
Heero:We don't have to fight just because you told us too..
Duo:Yeah..I'm not even mad at Heero for anything...........right now....
Betsy:Uh....technical difficulties here people..Trowa you take over...*crawls under the desk*
Trowa:Well..seeing as this is a good time..let me just talk about the circus I come from..and the discount saturdays..
*suddenly Betsy can be seen crawling onto the feild holding a Heero puppet..she crawls over and bonks Duo with it*
Duo:Hey now..thats pretty good..I can't even see you down there moving the puppet Betsy..
Betsy:Good..I'm in STEALTH mode!
*Betsy crawls over and in the other hand is a Duo puppet..she bonks Heero with it*
Heero:If you wanted it that badly you could have said so..
Betsy:mwahaha..no-one suspects a thing..*runs back up to the announcers box*
Trowa:So children under 5 are free!
Quatre:*writing down the reaons we shouldn't fight at Wufei's suggestion*
Wufei:*asleep*
Betsy:*sits back down in chair that was paid for by the company..oo...sooo soft..*
Betsy:Okay people...we're ready to start...someone ring that bell again..
*Bell goes DING! DONG!*
Betsy:..oi...Trowa..please stop talking..
Trowa:Sorry..but atleast they're fighting now..
*Duo and Heero jump into their gundams(wow good legs) and start battling it out royal style!*
Betsy:Woo! This is greaT!
Quatre:...*couldn't think of anything 4 him to say,,sniff*
Wufei:This is truly justice! I shall handle all my problems like this from now on!
Trowa:And Duo starts with a left..but Heero counters with the beam gattling..(wow..He'z a pro!)
Betsy:Popcorn! I want popcorn!
*suddenly a small figure enters the ring..why it's none other then Dorothy..taking a break from prep school are we?*
Betsy:Oh jeeez..it seems the bell that rang before WAS a doorbell..
Quatre:Get her out of there!
Betsy:...jee Quatre..I'd like to...*plays with a paperclip* but...once you go into the ring you can't come out..
Quatre:You went in before..and your perfectly fine..
Betsy:..........while their fighting you can't go in..*turns chair to face Trowa* wow..I pulled that off well..
Trowa:And Heero takes ou the beam saber..
Betsy:I'm just gonna let you handle the technical commentating..okay Trowa..ehe..
Wufei:HAH..I can't wait to get Nataku in the ring and show how powerful we are!
Betsy:But..wouldn't Nataku being doing most of the work...
Wufei:No..when I enter Nataku..we meld into one powerful being!
*everyone scoots 3 or 4 feet away from Wufei*
*Dorothy looks dazed and confused at the bright lights..but stares and drools at the gundam's fighting(cause of how she is people!)*
Betsy:...*says in monotone* oh no..stop..
*SQUISH!**Duo's deathscythe steps right on top of her..it serves her right for liking battles so damn much!*
Duo:auuugh..I got something on my shoes..*makes deathscythe scrape Dorothy off with a trash can lid*
Betsy:Wow..,..that was gross
Trowa:And Heero takes advantage of Duo's lag..
Wufei:This is getting boring
Quatre:We could have saved Dorothy!
Betsy:Nah...she was to far-gone..but your right Wufei..this IS getting boring..I say they start fighting hand 2 hand now!
Trowa:How can you get them to do that?
Betsy:simple! *yells at top of lungs* HEY GUYS! GET OUT OF YOUR GUNDAMS!
Trowa:*goes deaf for a couple of minutes*
*Duo and Heero drop out of their gundams and begin fighting hand to hand*
Wufei:haha..justice..I know who's going to win now..
Betsy:yah..Duo!
Wufei:No..I'd say the one who has 15 years of assasin's training under his belt..
Betsy:AH!
Quatre:Told you they shouldn't fight..
Betsy:..*shops a popcorn tup over Quatre's head*
*Duo is getting beatin up by Heero..simply because Duo is tired and doesn't feel like fighting back..*
Betsy:*starts sobbing*
Trowa:Wow..I thought Duo'd be better then that..
Wufei:It's simply because of fighting with the gundam..he's tired and lagging..while Heero had Wing Zero's system to help
him..(I know right now it's a bad system but it turns good later on)
Quatre:MMmffmmrmm..
Betsy:AAAH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
*Betsy jumps out of the commentator box and lands on her ass...then runs over and glomps Duo*
Duo:Jeez..now it's gonna be even harder to fight back!
Heero:heh..this is simple..
Betsy:HAHAH! I have a secret weapon!!!
Heero and Duo: ?
*Betsy blows a whistle that appeared out of no-where and dozens of Tiny deathscythe and shinigami chibi's come running out of nowhere
and consist in attacking Heero*
Duo:WHOA!
Heero:AAH! get them off me!
Betsy:WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
*everyone in the commentator box sweatdrops...even Quatre's popcorn tub*
Trowa:This isn't really fair..
Wufei:Neither was letting Heero use the wing Zero
Trowa:We should just let them have a re-match
Wufei:Right..but next time with Heero's old gundam..
Trowa:Yeah..so this time the fight goes to Heero by fault of CHibi attacks..
Wufei:Tune in next week men out there..women..go make your man a sandwhich..
*men in audience can be heard hooting and women yelling*
Trowa:Yep....stay tuned folks..bye!
Quatre:Mmmmfffmmrmrmm!
Well..thats it...heh..like I was saying before..if you want to make a battle fic..go right ahead..but right me in as a
commentator..under my nick FlamingSmileyFace..plus if you want to see any particular fights..leave a note and say who..and if
you want any cameos(say..Relena or Hilde) write in too..otherwise..just tell me what you think! If you didn't like it..I'll
say what I say in all my fics...Cram it with walnuts! Heh..but anyway..See yah laterz!
~FlamingSmileyFace