Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus
Author: D.G.D.B.
Rating: PG
Summary: The OTHER Malfoy torments his brother on a summer afternoon.
Timeline: Book Two
Keywords: Draco, OTHER brother, tormentation. Pervy Mione' jokes, Male Mary- sue
AN: Warning! Extremely strange! Written after reading crappy original fiction, phan phiction, while listening to POTO Cd. Read wiv caution! Not meant to make any sense.
&^& The OTHER Malfoy
Draco Malfoy and his older brother wrestled in the parlor of the Malfoy mansion.
"SAY IT!" shouted the older boy, grabbing Draco in a headlock and giving him a noogie.
"NEVER!" Draco shrieked back, flipping his brother David and sitting on his chest.
"ARGH!" David yelped, struggling to dislodge his little brother.
"NOW YOU ADMIT IT!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
David managed to get free and tossed his brother off of him. He stood on his knees panting and preparing to retaliate. Then he launched himself at Draco, catching him round the middle and sending a semi-precious vase to it's demise. The two blonde boys tussled near the couch, Lucius Malfoy lifted his feet up and continued to read the Daily Prophet and smoke his pipe.
"Mind the coffee table boys." Malfoy Senior said offhandedly as he regarded his sons over his paper.
"Ow!" came one voice as someone's head collided with the coffee table.
"HA! Now admit it!" Draco yelled triumphantly as he held his older brother in a headlock.
"Fine! LEGGO ME!"
Draco let his brother go. David sniffed and straightened his shirt.
"Hermione Granger is hot. There, I've said it." David muttered. "But you think so as well, so bugger off small fry!"
Draco Malfoy smiled smugly, crossing his arms. Lucius Malfoy just sighed and went back to reading his paper.
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Author: D.G.D.B.
Rating: PG
Summary: The OTHER Malfoy torments his brother on a summer afternoon.
Timeline: Book Two
Keywords: Draco, OTHER brother, tormentation. Pervy Mione' jokes, Male Mary- sue
AN: Warning! Extremely strange! Written after reading crappy original fiction, phan phiction, while listening to POTO Cd. Read wiv caution! Not meant to make any sense.
&^& The OTHER Malfoy
Draco Malfoy and his older brother wrestled in the parlor of the Malfoy mansion.
"SAY IT!" shouted the older boy, grabbing Draco in a headlock and giving him a noogie.
"NEVER!" Draco shrieked back, flipping his brother David and sitting on his chest.
"ARGH!" David yelped, struggling to dislodge his little brother.
"NOW YOU ADMIT IT!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
David managed to get free and tossed his brother off of him. He stood on his knees panting and preparing to retaliate. Then he launched himself at Draco, catching him round the middle and sending a semi-precious vase to it's demise. The two blonde boys tussled near the couch, Lucius Malfoy lifted his feet up and continued to read the Daily Prophet and smoke his pipe.
"Mind the coffee table boys." Malfoy Senior said offhandedly as he regarded his sons over his paper.
"Ow!" came one voice as someone's head collided with the coffee table.
"HA! Now admit it!" Draco yelled triumphantly as he held his older brother in a headlock.
"Fine! LEGGO ME!"
Draco let his brother go. David sniffed and straightened his shirt.
"Hermione Granger is hot. There, I've said it." David muttered. "But you think so as well, so bugger off small fry!"
Draco Malfoy smiled smugly, crossing his arms. Lucius Malfoy just sighed and went back to reading his paper.
*&^&*
Well? What did you think. Please review.