The LEGO Movie (Disneydude94 Version)
Chapter 1: Prologue
Once Upon A Time in a distance realm of LEGO, we see deep within the Lego Mountain. A wizard named Vitruvius is guarding something when he senses someone approaching.
Vitruvius: He is coming. Cover your butt.
Two Castle Guards that are guarding the door when they're confused.
Castle Guard #1: Cover the what?
The door bursts open to fling the castle guards screaming when there was an evil lord tyrant, Lord Business who busts in and does an evil laugh.
Lord Business: (evil laugh) Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: Lord Business.
Lord Business: You've hidden the Kragle well, old man. Robots, destroy him!
Lord Business turning to his army of Lego robots whose carrying a laser point.
Robots: (all) Yes, Lord Business.
Vitruvius: Your robots are no match for a Master Builder. For I see everything!
He sends out four Lego falcons to attack the robots, but the robots fired the lasers and they get immediately destroyed by causing Vitruvius to covers his eyes.
Vitruvius: Unh! My eyes! Ow!
After knocking him down, Lord Business steps on the crystal to break it and goes over to the Kragle.
Lord Business: The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon is mine.
He opens the door when the light is too bright.
Lord Business: Oh, the Kragle!
He does an evil laughs while his helmet bursts into flames.
Lord Business: (evil laugh) Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?!
Robot #1: I can feel you.
His robots start carrying the Kragle away in front of Lord Business as he walks away too.
Lord Business: Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.
Vitruvius: Wait. There was a prophecy.
Lord Business: Oh, now there's a prophecy.
He stops and turns to Vitruvius.
Vitruvius: About the Piece of Resistance.
Lord Business: Oh, yes! The supposed missing Piece of Resistance that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle. Give me a break!
Vitruvius rises and turns to face Lord Business, suddenly his eyes shine brightly when it cause Lord Business to cover his eyes that is too bright.
Vitruvius: One day, a talented lass or fellow, A Special One with face of yellow will make the Piece of Resistance found from its hiding refuge underground, and with a noble army at the helm this Master Builder will thwart The Kragle and save the realm and be the greatest. Most interesting, most important person of all times. All of this is true, because it rhymes.
It turns out Vitruvius looked the other way instead of looking at Lord Business because he's blind.
Lord Business: Oh, wow. That was a great, inspiring legend that you made up.
Suddenly he kicks Vitruvius with his giant robot leg off the edge of the cliff screaming.
Lord Business: A "Special One"? What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.
(Hey guys, sorry for tooking so long. It's been 15 months since I posted my first one and now for my second stories I made. I don't own The LEGO Movie, it belongs to it's rightful owners. Please comment and enjoy. More chapters coming soon.)