Hey all you out there, its me, and this is my first ever Sonic the Hedgehog ficcy, so don't flame me. Blackened-fire and AkiraKnuckles originally created some of the jokes, but I put that these jokes aren't owned by me, so yeah. I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog, but if I did that would be nice. And Rouge would be dead.
It was a nice sunny day in the Mystic Ruins. The birds were singing, Tails was tinkering in his workshop, Sonic was snoozing, Amy was nowhere to be seen, and everyone else was betting money on how long it would take Eggman to break out of jail.
"…Pie…" mumbled Sonic in his sleep
Lets set our views on a sunny beach next to some ruinsMidnight and her friend Michiko were on the beach at Seaside Hill, enjoying the sun.
Midnight was a black hedgehog with purple streaks on the top and bottom of her quills, a purple stripe on the outside of each leg, purple "eye shadow", and her eyes were a bright forest green. Her clothing consisted of a dark purple tank top, a dark purple thigh length skirt that the bottom was badly tattered, and black high top tennis shoes. She was 15.
Michiko was a light blue echidna with navy blue bands on her short quills, and navy blue eyes. She wore a pink sleeveless dress, and pink boots that came half way up to her knees. She was 14.
Midnight and Michiko were lying on the beach gazing at the sky and talking about Eggman and some cheese.
"Eggman's a fat old bastard, I mean, he sent us some pictures of himself and some rotten eggs." Said Midnight
"EGGS!" screamed Michiko, all pissed of with the power of a Team Blast just because she hated rotten eggs. Suddenly, tons of math books, asparagus, and some pictures of Rouge rained from the sky.
"No! It's the end of the damn world as we know it!" screamed Midnight running around in circles, barely missing getting hit by math books. Then, Midnight ran into a cave that appeared out of nowhere, like everything does. In the cave, Midnight took a picture of Rouge out of her pocket.
"Who is that?" asked Michiko, looking at the picture.
"I don know, but I think it will make an awesome dartboard."
Back to the Mystic Ruins…"HOLY CRAP, IT'S MAGIC TIME!" yelled Shadow for no particular reason. Everyone just stared at him. "What, can't I like Harry Potter?" he asked
Suddenly the storm of math books, asparagus, and pictures fell from the sky, and an oversized math book hit Shadow on the head, knocking him unconscious.
"Come on, unless you want to be knocked out also," said Rouge, appearing out of nowhere, and dragging Shadow by the foot into a cave
As Sonic and Co. walked further into the cave, the failed to notice that the walls was turning into random flavors of jelly, the floor was made out of snow blocks, and the ceiling was adorned with weird pictures of monsters, trees, and a boy clad in green. But they did notice a light at the end of the tunnel and a weird song being played on what sounded like a flute.
"DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!" screamed Tails from inside the robot mode of the tornado.
Back to the girls, er… Michiko…Michiko looked around the forest clearing in wonder. She had lost Midnight in the tunnel. Michiko walked around the clearing, and started to hum the strange tune. All of a sudden, about 50 ten yr. olds jumped out of the trees and bushes. They all wore green tunics with a weird hat, having blue eyes and blond hair, holding daggers, slingshots, and wooden shields with a strange red symbol on it. They each also had a glowing ball thing with wings that floated around their heads like drunken morons. One boy though had a really sharp sword, a heavy metal shield, and some cheese.
"Oh thank GOD! I was getting hungry." Said Michiko as she walked up to the boy, took his cheese, and ate it
"God damn woman! That was my lunch!" said the boy
To a huge field…Midnight came out of the tunnel, and into a HUGE field with a castle at one end, some canyons in the distance, and a ranch in the middle. The ranch didn't look interesting though.
Midnight started toward the castle just because she was bored with nothing to do, and she wanted to break into the castle, burn all the bathrooms, steal some cheese, ramen, and soda, and then find Michiko so she could split the loot. As Midnight ran towards the castle, the sun went down and the drawbridge went up.
"God, all I wanted was damn cheese and soda!" Midnight yelled at the gates.
"Sure you did…" yelled back a guard
All of a sudden, two zombie like things popped out of the ground and started toward Midnight.
"You have something we want…" one of them moaned
"Oh, you mean this?" Midnight asked as she pulled a watermelon out of her pocket
"Food…" they both moaned, moving toward it. Since she was holding the watermelon over the moat, the zombies fell into the moat and burned to death.
"Retards…"
Back to Sonic and Co.
"What are you talking about?" asked Sonic. "And why are you in the Tornado?"
"I don't know? God! Why do you expect me to know everything? Huh? Huh? Huh?" yelled Tails as he hopped out of the Tornado and got all up in Sonic's face. Suddenly, the Tornado blew up for no reason.
"I wasn't saying that." Said Sonic, backing away from his rabid friend
"Oh…"
"Hey" said Knuckles walking up. "Did you know that the walls were made from jelly back there?" Knuckles then took some jelly out of his pockets to hand to everyone.
"What the fuck? I didn't know you had pockets…" said Rouge, letting go of Shadow, who was still unconscious.
"I don't" Owned by Blackened-fire
Everyone backed away and ran out of the cave, only to see a light blue echidna looting a village of cheese, bananas, and everyone's clothes. Everyone continued to watch as she ran around screaming about spiders, eggs, and Jelly World.
"What's Jelly World?" asked Shadow
Everyone shrugged
"Hey, when did you wake up?" asked Sonic
"Just now."
"Oh."
Back to midnight…Midnight had watched zombie after zombie burn to death in water, and since her arm was getting tired, Midnight threw the watermelon into the water and watched the zombies go after it. Then she pulled another watermelon out of her pocket because she was hungry. Before she got to bite into it, a demented pink hedgehog jumped off the wall, took the watermelon, and ran off.
"What the hell?"
So Midnight watched the sun come up. Then a rooster crowed form absolutely nowhere, which was freaky, and the drawbridge opened.
"Finally!" yelled Midnight as she walked into the town. Upon entering, she ran around burning bathrooms, stealing her food, and then stole all the masks in the Happy Mask Shop. After that she sold the masks for 50 rupees each. And then it hit her. It hit her like a thing that hits from the Planet Thump. It hit her that no one noticed that she wasn't human. So you know what she did? She yelled very loudly. So loud in fact, Eggman heard it in Station Square and fell out of his floating chair thingy, thus injuring him very badly. And this is what he heard.
"I'M NOT HUMAN!"
Suddenly, a boy wearing a green tunic holding a sword and shield walked up to her. And he poked her, and then ran out of town. Midnight stalked him, for she knew that he knew where Michiko was.
Back to Michiko…Michiko was having the time of her life. She was setting things on fire, raiding houses, and wearing someone else's green tunic and leather boots. She then went and bought some cheese with some rupees she stole, and then stole some arrows, a wooden shield, some nuts, a stick, and a bottle containing a fairy, then left. Then she ran back in, stole the carpet, the owners money, and finally the light bulb before running out again.
Sonic watched as she stole crap, and then turned around to ask if they should stop her, only to find everyone sitting in lawn chairs eating popcorn, and drinking some soda.
"Where the hell did you guys get that stuff?"
"Found it"
"Oh…"
Little did Sonic know, his little buddy was getting ideas. Without hesitation, Tails snuck up behind everyone, and stole their money, drivers' licenses, and lastly their death threats to Rouge. Then he replaced the death threats with doctored pictures of Rouge and Kilo the Monkey that he had found on the Internet.
Back to Midnight…The boy, better known as Link, was halfway across Hyrule field with Midnight still stalking him. Then she passed by like, the only bush in Hyrule field, and you know what? It had about ten bags under it, so Midnight quickly took them and stuffed them into her pockets. Little did Link know, Midnight had also stole his fairy when he wasn't looking.
"Link!"
Midnight turned around just in time to see a giant ass owl smoking some weed fly overhead. It turned and landed right in front of Link.
"Dude, what the fuck are you doing here? Some blue animal is causing a lot of shit in Koriki Forest. Like stealing clothes, setting things on fire, and raiding every hut." Said the owl
"Holy shit! It's Michiko!" screamed Midnight
"Did ya hear that?"
Midnight quickly tore the bush out of the ground and held in front of her face like she was hiding.
"I don't see anything…"
"HA!" yelled Midnight as she threw the bush. "It is I, Midnight! Bringer of chaos and cheese!" Then Midnight ran in the direction of the forest at supersonic speed.
When Midnight reached the forest, she slowed down to a walk and found Michiko dancing the dance of crazy old people.
Sonic looked over and saw, like, Shadows twin sis, with purple instead of red. He then looked over and tapped Shadow, who looked over and all he saw was a bottle of laxatives. Blackened-fire So he tapped Sonic on the shoulder and they both looked over, and they saw a shoe.
"What are you doing here Midnight?"
"I dunno. I just started walking and like BAM here you were. I was so shocked I almost peed myself." Blackened-fire
Everyone looked down and saw a hedgehog and the echidna talking, and then saw them look around like they were about to do something.
All of a sudden, a large farting noise filled the area, and a big stink was smelled. Everyone turned to see where it came from.
"What?" said Espio, appearing. "It was Rouge"
Everyone looked at Rouge, and saw a huge hole in the butt of her spandex suit.
"Dude! He's purple! That's awesome" Said Midnight. "Oh, and I got you some stuff Michiko" then she handed her 5 bags that contained cheese, various weapons, Harry Potter books, a CD player with 500 CDs, some KFC chicken, and a picture of Knuckles taking a shower while wearing a pink shower cap and holding a rubber ducky.
"Who is this?"
"That guy" Said Midnight, pointing to Knuckles
Now, Knuckles was getting worried because the black and purple hedgehog was pointing at him, so he decided to glide down to find out what they were talking about. That's when he saw the picture of himself in the shower.
"What the? Where the hell did you get this?" he asked Midnight
"……………………"
"HEY!" Knuckles yelled
"The Internet. There, you happy?"
"No…"
So everyone met each other, and some discovered missing crap from their wallets. Suddenly Midnight took out Amy's Piko Piko Hammer.
"How did you get that?" asked Sonic all freaked out
"I nicked it off this crazed pink hedgehog when she stole my watermelon."
"Oh…"
Suddenly Midnight whacked the crazed, scarcely clad, pink hedgehog, better known as Amy, upside the head. Amy flew through the tunnel all the way to Station Square where she hit Eggman at like, 200 mph, thus almost killing him. And then everyone looked over and saw Knuckles flirting with Michiko, and then saw Michiko pull a bazooka out of nowhere. And she pointed it behind Knuckles.
"EEK!"
Everyone looked over to see where the scream came from and saw Midnight in Tail's arms.
"What the…?" asked Shadow, all looking worried and crap
"I saw a huge ass spider!"
"Where?" asked Rouge, walking up
"There" said Midnight, pointing behind Knuckles
Everyone looked behind Knuckles, and saw like, 20 gold spiders, and 5 massive spiders. And then they all ran away and the giant ass owl flew down.
"Hey" he said
"Hey"
The owl turned to Midnight. "Word on the street… er… field is that you got faerie dust."
"I do, but its gonna cost you." Said Midnight, taking out Link's fairy
"Fine" said the owl. Then he handed Midnight like, 6 pounds of food, took the fairy, stuffed it into his joint, and flew off.
"Where did you get his fairy?" asked Michiko
"In town after he poked me"
"Ah."
Suddenly, Midnight hit Sonic upside the head with a watermelon
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" screamed Sonic
"For peeing on my carpet!" yelled Midnight
"I never peed on your carpet! In fact, I don't even know where you live!"
"So. I know where you pee!" AkiraKnuckles
"How?" asked Sonic and Shadow at the same time
Flashback
Midnight was looking into a house from atop another house. Why she was doing this, even she didn't know, but it was fun watching the chaos going on inside. She watched as a pink hedgehog chased a blue hedgehog around, and how a black and red hedgehog somehow burned a no bake Oreo pie. Then she watched as a red echidna beat the crap out of a white female bat. And then she watched as the blue hedgehog entered the bathroom. That's when she left to go spy on Eggman
End flashback
"Ah…"
Suddenly the nice tune on the flute thing stopped playing and a spooky ass tune started playing. Then everyone looked to the sky and saw some fiery stuff falling
"What the hell?" asked Espio walking up
"Where were you?" asked Knuckles
"Uh, I got captured"
"By who?"
"A giant ugly ass pig"
"Ah"
Now Midnight wasn't the kind of girl that got scared easily, but the music was freaking her out. So she decided to go down a path near the shop that she just then noticed, and everyone followed her. Halfway down the path a wrinkly plant popped out of the ground and scared the crap outta Rouge. It scared her so bad she peed herself. Then plant started to try to bite Rouge until Sonic spin dashed it.
Holy crap! That's a long chappy. So… What adventures will they face next? Does Michiko like Knuckles? Will Eggman die? It's all up to you. So click the review button, you know you want to. Listen to voice in your head telling you to click the button and review.