Hey! As you've probably guessed by the incredibly stupid title, this story is just random craziness. It's designed not to be serious, but to make you laugh. Certainly some of the names (Like DrumOnMyBumFur) I hope are funny.

I accept OC requests, but one per person please and give me the descriptions too. The names for your personal OC must be strange, and if you don't stay active and tell me what kind of things they should do, then I will kill of the OC (if necessary).

These kind of things are hilarious to write about. I think this classes as a Randomfic. Or a Trollfic. Whatever. This isn't meant to sound serious or at all like warriors actually. Just a bit of fun, which might get a little out of control… Weird stuff's about to happen…

PROLOGUE
"Ugh." Spottedleaf spat, disgusted, "I'm so TIRED of this boring life. Watching over these booooring cats with their boooooring lives and even more BOOOOOOOOOOORING names."

Yellowfang nodded, "I know. Do the medicine cats agree?"

Cinderpelt, Flametail (who still suffers from hyperthermia), Barface and a dozen over medicine cats from like a billion million jillion (and other numbers to make up) years nodded. Sick and tired of watching over countless generations of clueless medicine cats.

"But how do we make life better?" Cinderpelt asked, blue eyes glinting like glinting stuff.

"Ah!" Barkface exclaimed, inspired, "How about we tell them to be random for evermore at the Moonpool next quarter-moon?"

Spottedleaf giggled, and Yellowfang dismissed the idea with a swipe of her grey paw, "Lame. I got a better idea. Listen up."

Every cat leaned in.

"So." Yellowfang began, "We send out four delightful little minions with mind powers. They'll convince the cats to be more random."

Flametail snorted, "Yeah! Wait… Who are the minions?"

Spottedleaf grinned evilly, "You'll find out soon enough."

"Okay." Barkface said, "lets go prep the minions"