Frontier 02: Randomness
Never Dump a Yankee…
madjack89: Hi guys! Well, it's finally happened: I've created a fanfic specifically to get rid of my writer's block, hence the title. Okay, here's how this is gonna work. These will mostly be parodies of different things that I watch and read done with characters from Frontier 02. Some will be funny, some won't. This first one isn't really that funny unless you have a sick sense of humor, but luckily, some of you do! Yay! Alright, this is gonna be a parody of a fandub I saw on youtube a while ago of a scene from an anime called School Days. I've never actually watched this series before, but this scene made me randomly think of Kira and Taki, so I had to do it! The dialogue is taken specifically from the fandub, except that I naturally had to change the names. Also, the Japanese text on the phone in the original wasn't subbed, so I made that part up. Other than that, this is a direct parody of School Days, though you could also think of it as an alternate reality thing of what would happen if Taki dumped Kira for Zoe. Alright, enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon Frontier, nor do I own School Days. I do, however, own Kira, who is my OC. Wow, that wasn't a funny disclaimer at all. I'm losing my touch!
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A random hotel room, late at night…
Takuya flipped open his cell phone, checking the text he'd just received. Surprisingly, he recognized the number as that of his ex-girlfriend. "Kira?" he muttered to himself, hastily opening the message. It was one word.
Goodbye.
Suddenly, a chill went up Takuya's spine, as if someone were sneaking up behind him. He quickly turned around, and his suspicions were confirmed. There was Kira, running toward him. Wielding a large kitchen knife.
He'd already been stabbed in the stomach when he realized what was happening. He sucked in a breath as Kira pulled the knife out of him, eyes wide. Clutching his bleeding stomach, he staggered backward, falling to the ground. He quickly regained his senses and tried to crawl away, but Kira was already standing above him, raising her bloodied knife.
Takuya rolled painfully onto his back, staring fearfully into Kira's cold, merciless green gaze. He knew then that he would die.
"You're so cruel," Kira said quietly, bringing her knife down and stabbing Takuya again.
Through his blood-filled, gurgling cries as she repeatedly stabbed him, Kira remembered the happy times they'd shared. They'd been a perfect couple. Two peas in a pod. Until…
"You only cared about Zoe's happiness and your own!"
Blood spurted up in greater quantities as Kira stabbed Takuya harder, fueled by the memory of his betrayal.
As his vision began to blur for the final time, Takuya used the last of his strength to grab Kira's shirt with his bloodied hand.
Kira paused, watching Takuya's lips twitch in an attempt to speak. Finally he managed to say in a strangled whisper, "Ki…ra…"
Kira's eyes widened as Takuya's began to glaze over. His hand slowly slid off her shirt, leaving a trail of blood as it fell to the floor. Then it was over. Takuya was dead.
Kira stared at him for a moment, crouching in a pool of his blood. She watched, mesmerized, as leftover tears from his eyes mixed with the blood on his face, then continued their journey down his cheek.
Then she lowered her gaze, staring at her red-stained hands. At the red hand print on her shirt. At the knife still clutched in her fist.
This triggered another memory, the happiest of all. It was the memory of her first kiss. With Takuya.
That was when Kira truly comprehended what she'd done. She'd just killed Takuya. She'd stabbed him until he died. She'd loved him, but she'd killed him. No, she'd loved him enough to kill him.
Kira stood, glancing one more time at Takuya's sightless brown eyes before rushing from the room, knife and all.
About fifteen minutes later, Zoe stopped dead in the doorway, staring wide-eyed at Takuya's blood-covered corpse. Shocked, she leaned heavily against the doorframe, dropping her groceries. She didn't register the fact that, in the room's kitchenette, the tea kettle was whistling loudly as it had been for the past fifteen minutes.
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madjack89: There you have it! Short, sweet, and to the point!
Kira: …Do you really think I'd do that?
madjack89: Of course not! It's just a parody…well, actually, you did kind of do this, only Taki didn't end up dying…
Takuya: pales
Kira: eye twitches
madjack89: Alright, see ya next time I get an idea and need to cure writer's block!