A/N: I own nothing you recognise.
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NM101
I lay across the sofa in the common room on my front, I absently flicked through a transfiguration textbook; boredom clearly evident in my eyes, Draco sauntered over to me. ''Hey, Nancy.'' He smirked and my eyes rolled almost instinctively. ''Hey, Draco. How was detention with Filch?'' I asked, smiling slightly as he huffed quietly. ''Dreadful, but that's not the point, look what I found in his office.'' He handed me a long list, my brow burrowed and I glanced at the parchment, read the title and glanced back at Draco with a raised eyebrow. ''Seriously?'' I gestured to the parchment. ''101 ways to annoy Snape?''
''That's Professor Snape to you.'' He mocked in a rather accurate impression of Hermione's voice. I sighed, ''You've been spending to much time with that girl. But you are going to pull these tricks on him?'' It was Draco's turn to sigh. ''No, dear, that's your job. You will be pranking Snape, I'll help you where I can though.''
''Don't call me that.'' I scolded my best friend, tapping him on the shoulder. ''This should be fun.'' A mischievous grin spread across my features, ''I can't wait.''