"FUCKING SHIT" yelled ray. he was really mad because she spelt cofay all voer his shirt and it was HOT COFE and he yelled again OWW" THIS COFEE IS REAL HOT AND IT BURNTMY SKIN TO A CRISP!"
he threw his shirt off in a fit of RAGE and stomped on the floor, fists banging upon his chest like a thousand mad pigeons angirly circling a freshly sliced piece of bread. "DEBORAHHHHHHHHH" he yelled. he yelled SO LOUDLY it BROKE a pianting in half.
"hello ray its me youe wife deboarah" said deborah enthsustaltically. "what can i do for you my love"
"MOUNTAIN DEW" yelled ray. after all, he is a comedy. "i spiled a shuirt all over my cofee and i mean the opposuite and now my skin is nothing but a sorry worthless patch of alnd fit only for crows to peck at the eamining days of earth before the lord flods the planet with water, drowning us all due to our awful sins against humanity and mtoher wearth".
"sorry ray let me wash your shirt fr you. here play with your childrewn while i watch the shirt"
"thanks deborah said ray. hi kids what doo you want to play?"
the children looked up and ray and held out their hands with a sober look upon their faces. in your eyes you can see all of huamnities greatest crimes replaying over and over inside of their mind. the turmoils of humanity drowning out any form of humanity within them. they were the antichrist and they were sent by god to punish all of those who do not elieve in the one true savior.
"hide and go seek!" they yelled out with unabondoned glee.
"GREATY" shouted ray. go hide FOREVER he said. and with that they vanished from this mortal coil.
THE LORD HAS SPOKED said ray softly. he climbed up the covenantof the arc and dropping from heaven came the ten comandments. YOU SHALL OBEY THE LORD OUR GOD said ray in a calm voice. ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT OBEY SHALL SUFFER IN THE SAME WAY CAIN KILLED ABEL AND HOW JOB, A TRUE SERVENT OF THE LORD. SUFFERED IMMENSE SADNESS AND GRIEF. he dropped the comandments and they broke in two.
"oh shoot" said ray with a luahg. "well thats that!"
he walked out the door, forgetting his shirt, and was immedaiitely shot by a police robot for breaking the laws of no public nudiity. with tears in his eyes he gazed upon the heaens and whispered "life has been oen grand journey. i was happy to share it with you". he dropped the flowers he had in his hand and they immedaitiely wilted. THE LORD GIVETH AND THE LORD TAKETH.