I don't own any of the FF8 characters ( too bad)
( Please note that Water-zone-8 wrote this fanfiction and that tee-hee-me edited it.)
PROBLEM
Part one (The mission begins)
One night in Balamb Garden a shadowy figure ran down the main hall, got into the lift and went to the 3rd floor.
In the morning Squall was woken up by a knock on the door.
Quistis: Squall get up, Cid wants to see you.
Squall: Why?
Quistis: Don't ask me. Come on, everybody is waiting for you.
Squall: OK, OK I'm coming.
Squall got up and went to the 3rd floor. Every one was there.
Cid: Squall, good, now that everyone is here I may start.
Squall: groan
Cid: Last night some one came up here and stole something.
Rinoa: May I ask what he stole?
Cid: No, you may not. Well, I continue, you have to find him.
Seifer: Me too?
Cid: Yes. You will leave now.
Rinoa: Cool.
Selphie: Can we ride on a chocobo?
Irvine: I wanna sit next to Selphie.
Zell: Can I take hotdogs with me?
Quistis: I won't have enough time to write the next test.
Squall: Whatever.
Seifer: Do I have to go with Squall?
Cid: Everyone shut up !!!!!!
Everyone: YOU SHUT UP….sorry
Cid: You will start at Ultemecia's castle.
Raijin enters with Fujin.
Raijin: We were at the door listening. Can we come?
Cid: Of course you can.
Fujin: HAPPY.
Seifer: DEATH !!
Cid: You may go.
Quistis: How do we get there?
Cid: You go outside to the Ragnarok go in and after that you go there. Is it that hard?
Squall: Lets go.
Seifer: You aren't the leader.
Rinoa: Ohhh, lets go.
Rinoa walks out of the room.
Seifer and Squall: Who made her the leader?
*
Later in the Ragnarok.
Seifer: I hate Squall.
Squall: I hate Seifer.
Fujin: MAD.
Rajin: Who? Squall or Seifer?
Fujin: YOU.
Raijin: Me? What did I do?
Selphie: OK we are at Ultemesia's castle.
Seifer: I still hate Squall.
Squall: That doesn't mater.
Seifer: Really?
Squall: Ya, you're the bad guy and that means you're gonna die but I am the good guy that means I will live.
Seifer: How do you know?
Quistis: Come on.
*
In Ultemesia's castle.
Seifer: I relly hate Squall.
Quistis: Seifer don't get mad but you said really wrong.
Seifer: I hate Quistis.
Rinoa: I hate Ultemesia's castle.
Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaa.
Squall: What?
Irvine: No girls, no guns, nothing.
Selphie: Shut up Irvine. So what do we do now?
Zell: Eat hotdogs.
Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaa.
Quistis: Write a test.
Rinoa: Search.
Squall: Watch TV.
Seifer: Kill Squall and cowboy-crap.
Laguna: Hiiiii.
Everyone: Your not in this fanfiction. GET OUT !!!!!!
They start throwing shoes at him.
Laguna: OK, OK, I'm going.
He leaves.
Selphie: Well, why don't we play a game?
Everyone: Nooooo.
Selphie: OK, OK, we'll search.
Seifer: For what?
Rinoa: For something.
Seifer: OK.
Zell: Where do we start?
Irvine: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Everyone: SHUT UP COWBOY-CRAP WE ARE TRYING TO THINK.
Irvine: …………Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
*
Selphie: What did you find?
Zell: A potion.
Quistis: Nothing.
Rinoa: Nothing.
Squall: A doll of me with no head that Seifer dropped.
Seifer: Give me that.
Fujin: NICE DOLL.
Raijin: Anyway, I didn't find anything, ya know.
Irvine: NO GIRLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone turns and looks at Irvine.
Irvine: What ?????????
Zell: Your still thinking of that ??????
Seifer: Can I kill him?????????
Quistis: No. He could be useful you know.
Irvine: I am not useful. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Seifer: Now I can kill him.
Seifer takes out his gunblade and charges at Irvine. Irvine screams and runs behind Selphie.
Irvine: Selphie, Selphie save me, save me.
Selphie: Hey, you're supposed to be my knight in shining armor. Not me, yours.
Irvine: Ummmmmmm, that is when you're in trouble. Now I am in trouble.
Seifer raises his gunblade.
Seifer: I'm going to squash you like a tomato.
Irvine: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa. Selphie please, please.
Selphie: What do you want me to do?
Irvine: Please become taller.
Selphie: How?
Irvine: You're a clever girl, you'll find a way. Just find the idea quickly please, PLEASE !!!!!!!!
Selphie: I got it !!!!!!
Irvine: Selphie I love you, you are the best….you……you……well say what it is !!!!!!
Selphie: GO HIDE BEHIND SOMEONE ELSE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Who?
Selphie: …Squall.
Irvine: OK.
Irvine runs and hides behind Squall. Seifer runs over and raises his gunblade.
Seifer: Good I'll get both of you with one hit.
Irvine and Squall: AAAAAAAAAAAA MMAAAMMAAAAAA.
Squall runs behind Zell and Irvine runs behind Squall.
Zell: Hi guys.
Irvine: Squall, you would hide behind the shortest character in the fanfiction.
Fujin: FUN.
Squall: Shut up stupid white haired freak.
Raijin: Bwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa.
Fujin: RAGE.
Zell: Seifer stop. We are on a …..mission. STOPPPP man.
Seifer: OK.
Irvine: Zell, man I love you !!!!!
Zell: Look, I have been hit on a lot of times but I never thought you would hit on me.
Irvine: WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT?????????????????
Quistis: Zell, Irvine where are your brains?
Zell: Hotdog land.
Irvine: Girl land.
Squall: Whatever.
Fujin: STUPID.
Zell: I must be very popular with guys.
Irvine: I will kill you !!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa: Come on guys its not killing season.
Irvine: It's not girl season either.
Quistis: I think I should give all of you a brain test.
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Quistis: Then I am the boss.
Zell: You mean we should kill you?
Quistis: No, why?
Zell: Well we always kill the bosses.
Quistis: Anyway, let's check out the second floor.
Seifer: I can't believe I am taking orders from a girl.
Quistis: Do you want the test?
Seifer: NOOOOOOOOOO.
Quistis: Then get up stairs.
Fujin: FUN.
Raijin: Fun what?
Fujin: WATCHING.
Raijin: Fun watching what?
Fujin: SEIFER.
Raijin: Fun watching Seifer?
Fujin: BEING.
Everyone: You white haired freak. Finish the sentence !!!!
Fujin: BULLIED.
Everyone: ????????????????
Raijin: I got it !!!!!!!
Everyone tuns round and stares at Raijin.
Raijin: She is trying to say that it is fun watching Seifer being bullied.
Fujin: YES.
Seifer: Why you little…..you………you #!#%#^%$@#%*&.
Fujin: HURT.
Squall: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA.
Seifer: I don't give a shit how hurt you are.
Rinoa: Poor Fujin.
Quistis: Everybody I am the boss here that means that you have to listen to me and follow orders. So either I give you a test or I'll be the boss, got it? Now, I know you don't want the test so I am the boss.
Seifer: I never agreed to that.
Quistis: That doesn't mater.
Irvine: I agree.
Quistis: Great since you all agree…..
Irvine: What, what?
Quistis: GO TO THE SECOND FLOOR THAT'S WHAT.
Everyone: OK we're going.
They all go to the second floor.
Quistis: Its fun being the boss.
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