Come one just a little bit closer, closer, closer .HIAH! Humper pounced on the tiny Chihuahua just as she was strutting by,
her tummy filled with his brethren Cellcramp, whom she had viciously murdered in the ring of 400 yr old Twinkies just hours before, after he had challenged her to a battle of claws and nail polish, though how the nail polish had any thing to do with the battle no one will ever know. Tiny pulled her sawed off shotgun out of her fat rolls as she executed a spinning kick to the face of the Decepticon. He quickly recovered and shot oil in her eye to blind her but missed the other so she could still see, which was a stupid mistake on his part seeing as she retaliated with throwing nail polish onto the ground and then POOG the battle field was set. Hundreds of ancient Twinkies surrounded them as the Decepticon pulled out his big ass sword from under a rock the size of a dime .I don t know how he did it either. Tiny was stunned into amazement at the size of his sword seeing as his muscles were so tiny, but then he tried, and failed, to lift it and Tiny knew that she had this battle in the bags of small Asian children who throw fire crackers at small animals. As he was struggling to lift the sword Tiny snuck up behind him and was about to strike when suddenly the sword snapped in half and Humper swung it around his head narrowly missing himself and Tiny who leapt back an astounding 4 inches with her miniscule legs. Humper ran forward so fast that Tiny had no time to react other than to yelp in surprise as Humper shoved the sword straight into Tiny s stomach many thought all was lost as Tiny fell to the ground but alas this battle was one to keep going for the next 15 seconds or so.
As Humper turned around to celebrate his victory tiny struggled to stand and pulled a light saber out of thin air as she took a swipe at Humpers knees and he fell his butt up in the air in a most undignified position. Tiny shoved the saber up his puduh and all that was heard for miles around was the girlish scream of a tiny robot as Tiny shoved him into the small Asian children s bags piece by piece each of them laughing with glee as they got souvenirs from the crazy coliseum of crack created by the mind of a sleep deprived American.