Hello and Merry Christmas! I hope you're having a good one!
This is simply a poem inspired by How The Grinch Stole Christmas, The Night Before Christmas, YGOTAS Christmas Special #2 and All I want For Christmas Is You as sung by Mariah Carey. :D I've been in a Kingdom hearts and Christmas mood so this is what happens... XD
Anyway, I own none of the above mentioned poems, stories, internet specials or songs. And I don't own Kingdom Hearts. SQUAREENIX does. Please review! :D
The Perfect Gift
A Kingdom Hearts Christmas poem
In a house on an island, in a frantic mood
Our Keyblade hero Sora on the balcony had stood
Chipper yet worried, suffering from strife
He planned on what to get for his longed for wife
"Christmas is coming!" Sora did say
"I only have about a day!"
Kairi, his love, that girlfriend wonder
Had Sora whipped and put asunder
No, not like that, there isn't any torture!
What is wrong with today's teen culture?
Kairi loved Sora, and he loved her too
This passionate feeling was somewhat new
Sora pondered on what he would give
Otherwise, in the flesh he would no longer live
Sora fled past stores with games and dolls
He was not interested in kiosks and stalls
No, the perfect gift was one that was shared
By two people, for both of whom they cared
Victoria's Secret had what he would need
To placate Kairi's desire that he would heed
Silk and satin and seductive lingerie
Or fine, flowing, fragile negligee?
The difference of which he did not know
All that mattered was the pleasure below
So he bought this and he bought that
He even bought a sexy Santa hat
He hurried home, rushed through the door
Tripping on various objects on the floor
Wrapping gifts he did, atop was a bow
Giving them that extra Christmas glow
He placed them underneath the tall fir tree
And coursing through his body was a feeling of glee
Kairi would love it; no doubt about it
He wouldn't have to see her face pouted
"Christmas is great!" He jubilantly cried
And then he noticed how the holly had died
Sora panicked, not knowing what to do
Kairi would kick in his ass a shoe
So again Sora trekked to amend the mistake
This time though he opted for a fake
Back to his house he placed the holly
Glad that Kairi would not know his folly
Above his doorway he hung mistletoe
Hoping to see her love for him grow
Night had come, sparkling stars in the sky
They were a parallel to Kairi's eyes
Sora tucked himself in and turned out the light
Wishing himself a good Christmas night
Awoken by the bright sun in his face
He instantly thought of Kairi in lace
The doorbell rang and his heart soared
There she came, the girl he adored
He welcomed her in, took off her coat
As she chimed in a happy note
"Merry Christmas Sora!" she cried in delight
And Sora's racing heart reached a new height
For him, Kairi had made chocolate desserts
The kind that made a dentist's teeth hurt
Also for him she knitted a cover
For his Keyblade, from his lover
Sora then knew that he was doomed
The hostile tension had then did loom
His gift was reckless, brainless, and crude
Kairi would surely think him quite rude
She saw the gifts wrapped in gild
And her laughter had gratefully trilled
"Sora, you're sweet!" She said with a smile
Sora could only blush without guile
She opened the gifts, and to her surprise
As Sora soon foretold his demise
"Kairi, I'm sorry! I'm so very selfish!"
He cried aloud and his groans showed his anguish
Kairi then blushed and went on to say
"I never thought I'd see the day!"
She hugged Sora with all her might
"Sora, I thought you took us too light!
It's about time you stepped up to the plate!
So hush, don't cry, let's seal our fate!"
She took his hand and led him along
Knowing to him that she belonged
"The best gift," she said, "is giving yourself."
She looked at a picture on his shelf
It was of her and him watching a sunset on the beach
They were so young, look how far they've reached!
"Sora, I love you." She kissed him with care
And locked her fingers in his unruly hair
"I love you too, Kairi," he then had said
And together they lay in that wonderful bed
"Merry Christmas," Sora breathed, and as Kairi fell asleep,
She whispered, "Oh Sora, how you make my heart leap."