Warning: contains mentions of yaoi, mature language, crack pairings, character bashing, and other shit you will figure out if you're bold enough to read this bullshit that was put together in fithteen min. If you flame, i will hunt you down, hit you up side the head with a log, give you bigass slpintters, then, give you papercuts so deep that they will reach your bones. Kuukuukuuku~
Please Enjoy~ ^.^
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Naruto wondered how he was going to write down his thoughts on a writing prompt when suddenly his phone rang.
~I want you to love me
~I want you to touch me
~I want you to know me
~I want you to show me
~I want you to love me
~I want you to touch me
~I want you to know me
~I want you to...
"Y'ello, Uzu speaking."
"Hey, Naruto?"
"Yeah, Kiba. What?"
"Can one of my friends stay over at your house?"
"Let me guess, you're outside my door."
"Yeppers!"
"...Is this friend like the last one? Remember, tall, pale and rude?"
"Hey, Sai wasn't that bad!"
"He commented on the size of my penis and he constantly calls me dickless! Tall, pale and a sexual harasser!"
"Come on, this one's totally different!"
"He doesn't have a God-complex?"
"No."
"Bugs hidden in various places that land on your neck and stay there?"
"No."
"Obsessed with fate?"
"No."
"Hyper-active and sings songs made up in his mind randomly?"
"No."
"Blows things up?"
"No."
"Fetish for puppets?"
"No."
"...A pedophile?"
"OH HELL NO!"
"No, Snake-bitchy-bastard?"
"No! God! Now the images in my head! Mental Image!"
"Okay. ...Is he ugly?"
"Dude, no."
" Is he hot?"
"I'm not the gay one-you are the only one in college, remember?"
"Nah ah."
"Yes, you are"
"Iruka and Kakashi-sensei. Gaara and Sai. Kisame and Itachi. Sassori and Diedara. Hidan and Pein. Tobi and-"
"Okay, I get it... I swear, you're going to turn me gay."
"Well, Shino's a good match for you."
"...Shut up."
"So, this guy... is he hot?"
"I don't know!"
"Come on! Embrace your inner gay!"
"No!"
"You can't run forever~."
"...No comment."
"What's his name?"
"Kyuubi."
"Why didn't you say that before? He's my classmate in English."
"..."
"Retard."
"...Just open the damn door."
"It's unlocked"
".Fuck!"
"Remember, your retarded."
Kiba unlocked the door and stomped in. He saw Naruto laying on his stomach on his couch with an innocent look on his face.
"What?"
"Just, shut up-I'm tired."
"Okay. Hiya Kyuubi-Kun!" He waved at the red-head.
"Hi."
"So, you're visiting because...?"
"Kiba's dog messed up my bedroom-I'm his roommate."
"sorry." Kiba muttered in an guilty voice.
"Kiba do you not know discipline?" Naruto asked.
"Obviously not." Kyuubi added in.
"Shud up!" Kiba stormed out the room.
"..."
"..."
"When were you going to tell him that you knew me, Kyuu?"
"I thought you were gonna do it."
"I kind of did."
"Then, why you ask?"
"Kiba's been near me to long. Some of his traits are rubbing off on me."
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So, there it is! I am done!...not, really -_-... maybe i'll do chapters? I don't know. You decide! 0`_`0