I'm Busy. Yeah.

A Vampire's Lover – Revamped Version

The Sealing and the Reunion

People were told to prepare for anything, in the magic world you had to be prepared for anything if you ever wanted to life. So when a small blond girl that looked like she was only ten years old entered the bar looking slightly depressed muttering about her shit love life so far, almost everyone in the bar who could hear her could tell that she was a vampire, not because of her height or her appearance, but because of who she was, Evangeline A.K MacDowell. The vampire was quickly at the bar.

"Bring me some of the strongest wine you've got." Evangeline ordered, it wasn't too long that she was waiting, but while she was waiting a blond-haired man sat down next to her sighing depressingly. Evangeline sneaked a look, and could see some three pairs of whisker marks on each side of his cheeks; he had the most amazing blue eyes, almost like sapphires, only they were dulled out, as if in pain, he was wearing a black trench coat with orange flames starting from the bottom rising up, which if he moved, almost made them animated. Evangeline stared at the guy for a moment more, before suddenly.

"I'm so bored!" The guy suddenly shouted, throwing his arms in the air dramatically, before he realized that he was being looked at by a little girl with blond hair, only a paler shade, she had emerald green eyes, and was wearing what appeared to be a gothic dress. "Yo." The guy waved. "You here to drink away your sorrows too?" The blond guy asked raising an eyebrow at Evangeline, who almost immediately gained a dark cloud over her head. "Guess that's a yes, hey! Give me what's she's having!"

"Sure thing, Naruto!" The bartender called to the blond who could now be named as 'Naruto'. Naruto was now looking at Evangeline with a curious expression.

"Hey, you want someone to talk to? It normally helps when you're depressed you know?" Naruto asked the vampire who looked at him suddenly, glaring at him.

"And how exactly would you know that, Naruto?" Evangeline asked the blond, who chuckled slightly, almost as if he had been asked this question many times beforehand.

"I would know, because I've done it so many times before myself, 'The Dark Evangel'." Naruto announced suddenly, causing Evangeline to look at him strangely. "Oh come on, anyone who's been involved in our world knows who you are Evangeline, I'd be amazed if someone didn't know who you were." Naruto admitted as their wines were being served to them. "Besides, you act as if you're being avoided by someone you like."

"So what if I am?" Evangeline sneered at Naruto, causing the older looking blond to shake his head at her. "It's not like you know anything about it." The vampire muttered under her breath as she took a mouthful of her wine.

"Oh, I definitely know about that." Naruto told the vampire as he too took a mouthful of wine, surprising her with his hearing. "I was rejected by this girl… err… let me count." Naruto started counting the number of times on his hand, before going to his other hand… and then losing count. "Fuck it. I just know it was more than a handful of times, because of how often she hit me every time she rejected me." Naruto admitted.

"Sounds like a bitch." Evangeline offered her opinion. "Why did you like her if she hit you so many times?" She took another mouthful.

"No clue, I must have been a downright idiot for even liking her, still miss her though, even though she was a real bitch sometimes." Naruto admitted.

"Dead?" Evangeline asked.

"Dead," Naruto confirmed, as the duo finished their glass, and started pouring more alcohol in their glasses. "Ah, good times, good times. Makes me feel really old thinking back about this sort of things, makes me sound like an old timer anyway."

"Heh, you make it sound like you're more than a thousand years old." Evangeline chuckled as she went to drink more of her wine.

"Well, I technically am." Only to spit it back out when Naruto admitted that he was more than a thousand years old.

"No way, you look way younger than that." Evangeline didn't seem to believe him.

"You're one to talk." Naruto pointed out to the vampire causing her to blush slightly at her mistake, it did sound hypocritical when she thought about it. She just downed her glass almost at the same time as Naruto did. Soon they were just drinking out of the bottle instead of out of their glasses now, after a few more bottles later; they were both starting to get a bit drunk.

"I'm a mess." Evangeline muttered darkly to herself.

"No you're not. You've just fallen in love with someone."

"A human who doesn't want anything to do with me! Of all the fucking choices that I could have made, why did I have to fall for a goddamn human?!" Evangeline shouted miserably, tears starting to break free.

"Who knows? But hey, if something happens to you because of this human, what's his name again1… Nagi Springfield. We'll get him back for you, isn't that right guys!" Naruto shouted to the others in the bar

"YEAH!" They all agreed with Naruto, after seeing the world's most famous vampire (in the magical world, short to Dracula) being reduced to tears because of some dick who was rejecting her, it was almost as if he was in love with someone else or something!

Meanwhile, Nagi was with the love of his life, when he suddenly sneezed and shivered, somehow, he knew that someone was out to get him in the near future; he just hoped it wasn't Evangeline again.

Evangeline looked at everyone in surprise, not expecting to get such a response from all the other non-fully-humans in the bar, but was glad that she had their support on the thing with Nagi. "Thanks guys."

"No worries, even though we've just met I can't help but want to do something to bring that bright smile out again." Naruto smiled foxily at the vampire, something which caused her to blush brightly. "Besides, no-one's gonna hurt you here, just you, me, and the others who will help out when you need it, even if you don't want it … well, technically it's only going to be me, but who cares, it's better than nothing right?" Naruto pointed out as he rubbed her back soothingly, placing a tracking device which melted into her skin unnoticeably, without her knowing.

"So you love Nagi Springfield, the Thousand Master." Naruto mused, causing Evangeline to nod in response. "Well… he's a bastard and a moron for not seeing the great little vampire that you truly are."

"R-really?!" The short vampire seemed surprised.

"Yep! Hell, if I'm totally honest with myself, I wouldn't mind having some of that myself." Naruto admitted while he leaned in slightly, both of the blonds were drunk off their asses now. "You and I, we could have a great future together if you want us to, plus, it'll be nice to have finally found someone who can match my lifeline and everything." Naruto admitted, scratching his chin slightly.

"You really know how to flatter a girl." Evangeline smiled drunkenly as they seemed to lean in closer, almost as if they were about to kiss or something. Hmm ... sounded like a good idea considering how bad her life had been over the past couple of months because of Nagi.

"I can do more than flatter you." Naruto smiled foxily once more, almost seemingly reading her thoughts. The petit vampire blushed prettily at Naruto, before she let out a seducing smirk play across her lips.

"Where are you staying tonight?" Evangeline asked, not caring about Nagi anymore, all she had in mind was to take advantage of this opportunity to forget about the bastard for one night.

"The Chidori's Scream," Naruto hissed as he licked his lips, knowing what the vampire had in mind. "It's merely a couple of streets away."

"Good." Evangeline hissed, before she pulled the surprised blond into a kiss, which became more heated by the second. The rest of the night's events would be forgotten until the following morning.

The next morning, the light was shining into a bedroom which Naruto and Evangeline had stayed in the night before, and Naruto was lying on his back with a peaceful expression on his face, while Evangeline was cuddling the older blond, wrapping an arm around his waist. To anyone who could see this scene it would look like two young children sleeping together, though completely naked, but apart from that, it would like an innocent picture that would make a beautiful photo. Suddenly Evangeline's emerald eyes started to open slowly, after wondering why her pillow seemed so… firm. It didn't take too long for her to realize that she was in the same bed as the same blond that she had been talking to the night before. She decided to get out of the bed and start to get dressed, even though she knew that she had just fucked this guy the night before.

"So, are you leaving already?" Naruto asked suddenly, causing Evangeline to freeze before she looked at the other blond, who was watching her with appreciating eyes.

"Yes, I've been here too long already." Evangeline admitted as she continued to get dressed. "Plus, I need to keep Chachazero from killing random strangers, for a puppet she's a real handful."

"I can imagine." Naruto chuckled slightly. "Do you think we could… ever meet again?" Naruto asked the blond vampire, as she finally finished changing.

"Well… we can if you want to, I know I wouldn't mind meeting up with you again in the future." Evangeline admitted.

"Right," Naruto gave the vampire the thumbs up. "That's a promise." Evangeline looked at the blond in the bed they had shared the night before, before a small almost sad looking smile found its way onto her face.

"Yeah… promise."

A few weeks later, Evangeline was in a bit of a problem.

"S… stop it. You idiot, there's no need to use a spell as powerful as that!" Evangeline screamed started panicking as she started to desperately hope that someone would come and save her from this twisted fate.

"I think I will let gramps over Mahora be your warden! Man-Man-Terro-Terro… man this is a long spell." Nagi told the young vampire who was in a pit filled with onions and garlic below him, as he chanted his initiation key phase before complaining about the length of the spell he was about to use.

"HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Evangeline was panicking even more than before now, knowing that would make sure she couldn't go anywhere outside of Mahora. "AH! Stop it! You're terrible, Thousand Master!" Evangeline shouted at him.

"Master is in a pinch!" Chachazero seemed to realize at the worst possible moment.

"AH! NO! NOOOOO! Why? I love you so much…" Evangeline told him.

"… Infernus Scholasticus!" Nagi finished the chant, causing an electrical energy to suddenly charge and confirmed her prison at the hands of the seal.

"UWAAAAAAAAA!" Evangeline screamed as the spell was finally finished, binding her to this place, for as long as the seal remained.

Naruto looked up suddenly, feeling a magical energy being sealed away suddenly, before realizing that the energy being sealed away belonged to Evangeline. He frowned darkly.

"Something tells me that the guy she loves just did something really bad to her." Naruto muttered angrily, before he stood up suddenly, this was the worst time for this to be happening, I mean all he wanted to do was try and perfect some ideas that he had in mind, but no. He had to find out what happened to his new friend because of some fucking bastard. "I'll get you out of trouble Evangeline, that's a promise."

15 years later.

Negi Springfield was on his way to Mahora Academy. He was at the train station in Japan and had just asked for some directions from a young couple, when something caught his eye, something that just seemed out of place.

"Huh? What's a fox doing here?" Negi muttered to himself, knowing that foxes didn't just appear out of nowhere in places where lots of people were, if they could help it at least. The fox in question had orange fur and bright blue eyes that you could lose yourself into. Negi blinked and before he knew it, the fox had ran up to him and started licking his face excitedly, causing the young mage to laugh out in surprise. Negi blushed when he realized that a few people had turned after hearing his laugh, but seemed to be commenting about how cute he looked with the fox licking his face.

"Do you want me to take you with me?" Negi asked out loud suddenly, causing the fox to bark (do foxes bark?) in agreement, much to the young boy's surprise. "Okay! You're going to come with me!"

"Wow! Japan is so crowded!" Negi announced in awe as he looked around the train that he and his new fox friend were travelling in to get to their destination, the fox was currently resting around Negi's shoulder, not noticing all of the adoring looks that the duo were getting from more than a few of the girls in the train. Negi on the other hand was. "There are so many women." Negi looked down at the fox. "What am I going to call you?" That was as far as Negi got before found himself forced between two teenage girls because of a sudden jolt from the train. The fox's head looked up and for some reason had a strangely pleased look on its face.

"What's with the kid?" One of the girls asked her friend.

"Is he a foreigner?" Another girl asked, giggling to herself.

"What about his pet fox? It looks so cute." Another girl could be heard giggling about the cuteness of the young mage's foxy companion. The fox in question lazily allowed its tail to run across Negi's nose for some strange reason, causing the young boy's eyes to widen when he felt something coming.

"ACHOO!" Negi proceeded to let out an incredible sneeze which to the fox's amazement blew up every girl's skirt up, causing the poor boy to blush with embarrassment, while the fox look on with wide eyes, clearly not expecting its laziness to get such a reaction. Oh well, sometimes laziness was a gift, something that Shikamaru Nara had proven, time and time again.

There were some things that Konoka Konoe was expecting to happen today, one of them was travel with Asuna Kagurazaki to get to Mahora Academy like they did every morning, Meet the newest teacher of Mahora Academy by the request of her grandfather, the Principal of Mahora Academy, tell Asuna some fortune and getting her to do stuff that would probably make her look stupid (sadly Asuna would fall for anything when it came to her look for Takahata), but there was one thing that Konoka wasn't expecting to see today, or any other day for that matter. This was a young 10 year old boy running at the same pace as both herself and Asuna, while an orange furred fox with blue eyes was resting on top of his head, with its tongue hanging out excitedly like a dog would, while the boy it was resting on ran at an extremely fast pace, (especially for someone so young).

"Naruto, can you please stop drooling on me, you're getting me covered in your drool." Negi Springfield told the fox, causing it to close its mouth, while whining slightly. Making it sound like it had been unfairly treated.

"Naruto? What kind of name is that?" Asuna asked sounding more surprised than anything.

"Well, its breath smells like ramen, and it was the first thing that came to mind, and it seemed appropriate at the time." Negi explained sheepishly, while 'Naruto' looked over at the girls and proceeded to jump across into a surprised Konoka's arms and started licking her face excitedly. "N-Naruto!" Negi looked surprised by the suddenly action by the fox, while Konoka started giggling, before she held the fox at arm's length.

"Aww, aren't you the cutest little thing?" Konoka cooed happily, causing the fox to pout cutely. The cheerful girl proceeded to hug the adorable fox, while Asuna looked surprised by the turn of events.

"Aren't you supposed to be making sure that this sort of thing doesn't happen?" Asuna asked Negi with a deadpanned expression.

"Well... I only found him today after he did the same thing to me, so I kind of considered that this was Naruto's way of saying hello." Negi admitted sheepishly, scratching the back of his head as he said this.

"Well that's just great." Asuna grumbled. "Why are you here anyway? The primary school stop was at the LAST stop, not this one you little brat."

"W-well... about that..." Negi started nervously, causing an angry tick mark to appear at the back of Asuna's head.

"So you're a little perv!" Asuna shouted.

"O-of course not!" Negi actually looked insulted by this. "I happen to be an English gentleman and I..."

"I can see what you mean by its breath, it seems to reek of ramen." Konoka told Negi suddenly, causing Negi to pause in mid-rant and turn to the cheerful girl.

"Hey Negi-kun!" A male's voice interrupted suddenly, causing everyone to look up and see a male with grey hair and a light beard, wearing a suit and glasses looking down at them from the window above. "Long time no see!"

"T-Takahata-sensei!" Asuna barely got out, blushing as he looked down with a smile. "Good morning!"

"Good morning!" Konoka greeted the teacher happily, Naruto still in her arms, his blue eyes looking up at the teacher curiously.

"Long time no see, Takamichi!" Negi waved energetically at the older man, causing Asuna to look shocked at the turn of events.

"Welcome to Mahora Academy, nice place isn't it, Negi-sensei?" Takahata asked the 10 year old boy with an amused smile on his face.

'I hit the jackpot with this kid. I really had no idea that he would be leading me straight to Evangeline.' The fox, Naruto thought to himself sounding surprised by the twist of events.

'Oh do be quiet, I was having a nice nap but you interrupted it again. To think you're actually disguising yourself as a fox considering all that has happened you little shit.' A demonic voice grumbled in annoyance.

'Nice to hear from you too you giant furball.' Naruto grumbled back to the nine-tailed demon. What Naruto didn't know was that Asuna had somehow been pissed off by Negi during their little discussion and had managed to cause Negi to power up for a sneeze.

"ACHOO!" The result of the sneeze was that Negi had somehow ended up stripping Asuna of her clothes in front of Takahata, Konoka and Naruto.

This wasn't a very good start for them.

They were currently heading to the class of 2-A, Asuna had gotten a brand new uniform to replace the one that Negi had accidentally destroyed with his sneeze, while Naruto was still in Konoka's arms, even after the girl in question had ended up hitting her grandfather, the principal with a mallet for trying to set her up with Negi, something that the young girl had found anything but amusing. Still the fox had ended up with the back of his head rubbing against Konoka's breasts, which was something that surprised the creature. Negi was ignoring Asuna, as the girl was doing to Negi as well, while they were being escorted to where they needed to go, by Shizuna, a woman who Negi had ended up with his head in between her impressive rack.

"I refuse to live together with someone like you!" Oh and Negi had to stay with Asuna and Konoka during his time at the Mahora Academy, something that Asuna had been pissed off about. It was at this moment of time, that Naruto felt sorry for the young mage, if barely. After the telling off from Asuna and her demanding that Negi didn't stay with her the orange-haired girl ran off and dragged Konoka along with her, causing the cheerful girl to regrettably leave Naruto behind. The fox seemed to be missing her presence already, if his whining was anything to go by.

"What's with her?" Negi asked sounding concerned.

"Uhuhu… that girl's always been a little rowdy, but she really is a nice person." Shizuna told Negi, while Naruto seemed to be pouting at the fact he was no longer being heard by Konoka. "Here take this the class roll. Are you going to be okay?"

"Um..." Negi didn't know what to say, but Naruto barked happily, causing the young mage's spirits to go up. "I'll be fine, thank you." Negi smiled at Shizuna, who seemed impressed by the confidence that Negi was showing.

"Well here we are. This is your class." Shizuna announced to the young teacher, who looked through the window of the classroom, while Naruto was somehow managing to do the same. Naruto noticed a certain blond haired vampire reading a small book, who peeked to see the window where both Naruto and Negi were peeking through. She blinked when she saw the fox looking through, and her eyes widen for a moment, wondering if she was actually seeing things.

'There's no way that Naruto would be here, even as a fox.' The vampire shook her head trying to deny that the fox's eyes were any sort of connection to the blond who had spent that incredible night with her all those years ago.

'How annoying... she can tell it's me, but just wants to deny it, as if I never existed.' Naruto thought, as he saw the look on Evangeline's face, this was more than troublesome in his eyes if he was going to pull this off. Meanwhile Negi had opened the class roll to see who his students were, and so he could connect any names with faces. Naruto had jumped onto Negi's shoulders suddenly so he could get a better look, and instantly started growling quietly to himself. 'Talk to me if she becomes a problem!? The nerve! She wouldn't be a problem to you bastards if you hadn't let Nagi Springfield seal her here in the first place!'

"Naruto?" Negi asked looking concerned, causing to fox to stop growling. "Are you growling because you saw Asuna's face in the class roll?"

'... Technically she was the reason Konoka had to put me down, so yes, I could say I was... smart brat.' Naruto thought to himself, before he jumped from Negi's shoulders and started scratching at the door.

"You want to go inside?" Negi asked looking surprised. "Can you smell Konoka's scent inside or something?" Negi asked the fox, causing Naruto to bark in response. "Alright, let's do this." Negi took a deep breath, and proceeded to open the door, causing Naruto to rush inside and trigger all of the traps that had be laid out for Negi, only to dodge them all and jump onto the teacher's desk and look around the room anxiously before he barked and started jumping from desk to desk, somehow avoiding all of the stunned students before he landed on Evangeline's desk and pounced on her, causing the vampire to shriek in surprise when she was sent to the ground by the fox that had started to lick her face happily. The vampire was struggling to get the fox off of her face so she could get back onto her feet.

"Naruto stop!" Negi shouted, causing Naruto to pause during mid-lick, while his blue eyes and Evangeline's emerald eyes met for the first time face to face.

"Get off of me." Evangeline growled, while Naruto tilted his head cutely, causing Evangeline to stop growling and hold the fox at arm's length away from herself and stood up, the fox was actually doing its own version of the puppet eyes of all things. The vampire stared at him for one moment, before she started hugging the fox muttering about how cute it was. This was followed by the rest of the girls (except for Asuna) to squeal about how cute Naruto the fox and Negi the new teacher were.

"I've missed you, Evangeline." Naruto muttered so only the vampire could hear his rough voice in his fox-form. The vampire in question only hugged him tighter.

That was how Naruto Uzumaki and Evangeline A.K. McDowell were reunited after 15 years of being apart.

Right, that's the beginning of the revamped version, there are many things that I've changed from the first version.

One, Naruto DOESN'T own a bar or anything in this fic, the name "Chidori's Scream" was something that I thought of after hearing the scream of Sasuke's chidori at the Valley of the End.

Two, Naruto DOESN'T get discovered by numerous people at the beginning, only Evangeline knows it's him.

Three, the time that Naruto arrives is earlier in the manga, meaning I'm gonna do things from scratch at some stages.

Four, Negi has unknowingly brought Naruto into Mahora and the reason Asuna is pissed off with the boy is unknown so far.

Five, Kurama is STILL sealed inside of Naruto, meaning he won't be the main bad guy this time around. A lot of people complained about that the first time round, I could just feel it.

I have many endless things in prospect for the story when I finally get this under way.

Konoka Never Let Go

Naruto was wondering when Konoka was going to let him go, or if Negi was going to remind her that he wasn't exactly her pet, not that the fox minded or anything, it just would be a bit hard to explain.

'You're enjoying this too much, not that I can blame you or anything.' Kyuubi grumbled, while Naruto looked on with wide eyes when he realized they were heading into her classroom and Negi was nowhere to be seen.

'It's times like this, I love being a fox.' Naruto thought proudly, as he suddenly got hugged in all directions by the girls of Class 2-A

Until next time, goodbye and goodnight.