TITLE: Fruitcake
AUTHOR: Kami Beverly
FANDOM: YuGiOh
GENRE: Humor/Romance
RATING: PG
WARNING: A comedy to make up for Bang. shonenai
DISCLAMER: I don't own anything.
SUMMARY: A conversation on society's views of gays…which are better than you might think
NOTES: A 'choose the song and coupling' songfic to the first person who can tell me both characters I'm thinking of in order of appearance.
"Fruitcake."
"What an asinine thing to say," he muttered, filling his nails.
"Deny it for me."
"It's not worth the effort."
"Of course not. It would take a lot of effort and get you absolutely nowhere. What you're doing right now is undoubtedly not helping."
"Remind me, which one of us is swamped with fangirls?"
"Yeah, well, it's a well-known fact that all fangirls adore gays. You must've heard what they write about Dark Magician and Celtic Guardian by now, really."
"The image doesn't bother me."
"It's because you are a fruitcake, of course, so it couldn't bother you."
"It's a way to make profit."
"Prove me wrong."
The movement stopped. Cool gem-green eyes looked at the speaker slowly. "…Or I could prove you perfectly right, which would be beneficial to me."
"Really."
"Really," he repeated with a smug, cattish grin, dropping off the filling cabinet and sauntering over to the boy. "Anything that sells," he whispered in his ear, before dropping a quick but hot kiss on his lips. "I have to go, I'll see you later."
The second teenager watched the door close with a smirk. "Remind me to do that again."