Forever Yours
AN: I wrote this a long time ago and found it on my hard drive. Don't ask. If you do I'll bitchslap you to the Ming Dynasty. I'm not kidding. Watch yourself.
Disclaimer: SO glad I don't own Sakuya and Hoppasai.
"Here Sakuya, Have a Tic Tac,"said a WAY too sweet Ryoko."You mean it Ryoko? I've never gotten a gift from a notorious space pirate, I'll treasure it forever!" Replied Sakuya." I'm glad.." Ryoko said with a devious smile on her face.
**little did Sakuya know..that "Tic Tac" was a love pill, one that would never wear off.**
"Hey Akane,who's that you're with?"Asked Ranma-kun. "This is Sakuya Kumashiro, she just moved here. I hope you don't mind that I invited her to go with us on that trip to the beach we planned."
"No problem Akane"said Ranma, deciding to be nice to Akane. "Thanks!"
**********
"Heads up Sakuya!" yelled Ranma-chan.
BAM!
The volleyball the group had been playing with had bonked Miss Kumashiro right on the head. Sakuya lay there with her hand on head. "Oh My! Are you all right Sakuya?" asked a concerned Akane." Yeah, do we have any candy? I need a sugar boost...."asked Sakuya, then digging in the pocket of her beach shorts only to find the Tic Tac Ryoko had given her, safely tucked away in a little tiny plastic bottle. "Good enough"Sakuya said, as she popped the little white morsel into her mouth.
"You pervert! Give me back my bathing suit top!" Yelled a girl in beach shorts and a tanktop.
"I will never surrender the treasure which I have fought so hard to acquire!"the little old man yelled back, as he was running as fast as he could across the beach, at that same exact moment though, he ran shmack into Sakuya Kumashiro, who had just finished her tic tac (breathe friendly!). Sakuya looked to see what had come in contact with her when she saw her true love.
Hoppasai looked at Sakuya, and decided she was too ugly to steal things from(you know how ugly Sakuya is, not even Hoppasai will stoop that low). Sakuya swept him off the ground and ran until they were alone. She put him back on solid ground. "You are the most wonderful person I have ever met"said Sakuya. "Please, what is your name?"she asked.
"Hoppasai."replied a slightly frightened old man.
"Well, Hoppasai, I love you!"
"NNNNNOOOOOO!!!" screamed Hoppasai. "You're too ugly! Please! Take it back!"
"Never, I love you! Marry me!"Sakuya said. She swept him up again and took him to the nearest chapel.
"Do you Sakuya Kumashiro, take this man, to be you lawful wedded husband?"
"I do" replied a feminine voice. "He takes me as his lawful wedded wife too, he's mute, so don't ask him, it will only hurt his feelings." Sakuya said, referring to the little man beside her.
Well, Sakuya and Hoppasai are married, and the pill just happened to be the day pill, and so now Sakuya is stuck with Hoppasai, and Hoppasai is thinking about suicide. They can't get a divorce, because the only lawyers they can contact just happen to be Ryoko and Ayeka....hehehehe.
AN: I wrote this a long time ago and found it on my hard drive. Don't ask. If you do I'll bitchslap you to the Ming Dynasty. I'm not kidding. Watch yourself.
Disclaimer: SO glad I don't own Sakuya and Hoppasai.
"Here Sakuya, Have a Tic Tac,"said a WAY too sweet Ryoko."You mean it Ryoko? I've never gotten a gift from a notorious space pirate, I'll treasure it forever!" Replied Sakuya." I'm glad.." Ryoko said with a devious smile on her face.
**little did Sakuya know..that "Tic Tac" was a love pill, one that would never wear off.**
"Hey Akane,who's that you're with?"Asked Ranma-kun. "This is Sakuya Kumashiro, she just moved here. I hope you don't mind that I invited her to go with us on that trip to the beach we planned."
"No problem Akane"said Ranma, deciding to be nice to Akane. "Thanks!"
**********
"Heads up Sakuya!" yelled Ranma-chan.
BAM!
The volleyball the group had been playing with had bonked Miss Kumashiro right on the head. Sakuya lay there with her hand on head. "Oh My! Are you all right Sakuya?" asked a concerned Akane." Yeah, do we have any candy? I need a sugar boost...."asked Sakuya, then digging in the pocket of her beach shorts only to find the Tic Tac Ryoko had given her, safely tucked away in a little tiny plastic bottle. "Good enough"Sakuya said, as she popped the little white morsel into her mouth.
"You pervert! Give me back my bathing suit top!" Yelled a girl in beach shorts and a tanktop.
"I will never surrender the treasure which I have fought so hard to acquire!"the little old man yelled back, as he was running as fast as he could across the beach, at that same exact moment though, he ran shmack into Sakuya Kumashiro, who had just finished her tic tac (breathe friendly!). Sakuya looked to see what had come in contact with her when she saw her true love.
Hoppasai looked at Sakuya, and decided she was too ugly to steal things from(you know how ugly Sakuya is, not even Hoppasai will stoop that low). Sakuya swept him off the ground and ran until they were alone. She put him back on solid ground. "You are the most wonderful person I have ever met"said Sakuya. "Please, what is your name?"she asked.
"Hoppasai."replied a slightly frightened old man.
"Well, Hoppasai, I love you!"
"NNNNNOOOOOO!!!" screamed Hoppasai. "You're too ugly! Please! Take it back!"
"Never, I love you! Marry me!"Sakuya said. She swept him up again and took him to the nearest chapel.
"Do you Sakuya Kumashiro, take this man, to be you lawful wedded husband?"
"I do" replied a feminine voice. "He takes me as his lawful wedded wife too, he's mute, so don't ask him, it will only hurt his feelings." Sakuya said, referring to the little man beside her.
Well, Sakuya and Hoppasai are married, and the pill just happened to be the day pill, and so now Sakuya is stuck with Hoppasai, and Hoppasai is thinking about suicide. They can't get a divorce, because the only lawyers they can contact just happen to be Ryoko and Ayeka....hehehehe.