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Darkstalkers High
Chapter 1- The Dance part 1
(Note- As you can see the story has been reformatted so that it's easier to read. Thank me later.)
"So…. what do you think is taking Jon so long?" Aulbath asked Anakaris. Anakaris just absentmindedly nodded in agreement as if Aulbath had asked him a yes or no question." You know it would be nice if you actually would listen to what I have to say." Aulbath angrily said as Jon's front door opened.
Jon groggily looked from Aulbath to Anakaris as he asked "Why are you guys here at 2 in the morning?"
Aulbath looked at his watch as he said "Jon, its 7 a.m.". Jon hurriedly shut the door as he ran through his house getting his stuff ready. "He does this once every week." Aulbath said to himself as a loud slamming sound came from inside the house. "Jon, are you okay?"
"Yes!" Jon replied as he quickly ran outside and shut his door.
" Did something fall?" Aulbath said as they started walking.
"Nothing important." Jon replied as he quickly pushed his friends to hurry up.
As the three walked they noticed a tall teenage guy with scythe shaped wings throwing large rocks at cars as they passed by." So, how is making a complete jerk of yourself doing so far today, Jedah?" Jon said as they walked over to him.
" Your fancy wit doesn't amuse me ugly-boy." Jedah scornfully replied as he dropped the rest of his rocks.
" You know I hate to be called that…" Jon mumbled as Jedah started walking with them.
" Everyone at school hates to be punched, but I still beat them up anyway." Jedah replied while finally taking notice of Aulbath and Anakaris." Look its Water Nerd and Band-Aid" He said in an immature tone. Aulbath looked ready to fight Jedah but was immediately held back by Anakaris. Jedah just smirked at him as he walked ahead of Jon.
The four continued to walk in an awkward silence, coming from Jedah's smug attitude and Aulbath's silent rage. Trying to calm everyone down Anakaris said" Did any of you get dates for the dance?"
At first Jon was just surprised that Anakaris actually said something until he asked "What dance?"
The other three looked at him for a moment in disbelief. Aulbath sighed as Jedah shook his head and walked ahead. "The dance that is TONIGHT, buddy."
Jon first looked confused then completely hysterical then extremely down-trodden. "It's just as well," He said" Nobody bothered to ask me out…"
Aulbath and Anakaris both tried to think of something to say when Jedah angrily yelled out" Are we going to have to go through the SAME damn pity party AGAIN?" Before any of the others could reply he went off." First there was 7th grade with that stupid ass Halloween party, then there was 9th, when you got all upset no girls asked you to that retarded party Morrigan had for her birthday and just last summer I had to watch you mope about that beach party! If you pull the same crap this time I WILL BEAT YOUR FREAKING FACE IN!...And not like how I beat you normally."
Jon, Aulbath and Anakaris stood in silence as Jedah strode off in a huff." Do I really act like that?" Jon asked as they caught up to Jedah.
" To be honest, yeah." Aulbath agreed as Jon looked even more depressed. Aulbath then said" Wait a minute…. Have ever tried asking a girl?"
"No…" Jon said in a confused manner.
" Then why haven't you?"
Before Jon could answer Jedah snapped" Because he's the ugliest damn thing in this whole freaking town!"
Jon got a look of deep thought on his face as he said" I'm not THAT bad looking, but Jedah kind of got it right. I mean look… I'm a were-wolf."
"So?" Aulbath replied." I'm a merman, Anakaris is a million year old money and Jedah…." Aulbath quickly looked Jedah over while he watched him suspiciously." He's a circus freak."
Before any of them could get a laugh out Jedah hit Aulbath square in the jaw, knocking him to the pavement." I thought I told you nerd, that I'm the only person around here that makes the funny and rude observations!" Before Aulbath could say anything Jedah mumbled" Come on kiddies, we're at school…." The three had been so engrossed in their conversation they hadn't noticed they had made it to the school. After a few moments of trying to figure out how they had missed such a big building they realized Jedah had already gone and followed inside.
The halls were filled with students as the three walked towards their lockers with Jedah following them. Jon sighed as he gathered his stuff. Jedah put on a concerned face as he said" You really are sad about this aren't you?"
"Yeah…" Jon replied as he pulled out his books.
Jedah then got a happy, yet still concerned look as he said" Hey, how about I talk to some of the girls you know? Morrigan, Felicia, Hsien-ko, one of them."
"Really!" Jon said looking hopeful.
" Yeah, but first give me ten dollars." Jon handed Jedah the money when he suddenly ran off saying" Thanks for the money you literal Son of a B$$$h, Jackass!"
Jon and Aulbath were left staring as he said "This is the 8th time…. Why do I keep falling for it?"
"Because we're all stupid." Aulbath said dismissing it as he and Anakaris walked off.
Jedah walked through the hallways with a smug look on his face as he counted the money. (Ten dollars… I probably could have gotten twenty without him being suspicious. Shouldn't everybody already know that there's only one person I help! M-E! ) Jedah thought. He then started looking in every direction. Everyone who noticed he was there was visibly very nervous. Jedah was known throughout the school as a bully, juvenile delinquent, jerk and basically anything that means a person who hurts others for no reason. But this time he wasn't looking for a victim. He finally saw what he was looking for when he noticed a pair of robotic legs sticking out of a locker. As he walked over he said" Hey Phobos, I got some money so lets get going." Phobos apparently didn't hear since he still worked in his locker. Jedah angrily grabbed the locker door and slammed it into Phoboses body.
" Hey, what's the big idea…? Oh, uh… hi Jedah…" Before he could finish Jedah punched him to the ground and began wildly kicking him.
" Next time I call your name you best answer me junk pile!"
After Jedah stopped his flurry of kicks Phobos dragged himself up nervously saying" What's… the money for… Jedah?"
Jedah looked round in a shifty fashion as he said" For Bishamon! Now get going before…"
Jedah was cut off by someone screaming "JJJJJJJJEEEEEEDDDDDDAAAAHHHHH!" Almost immediately Jedah was simultaneously grabbed by the waist and tackled to the ground.
After much squirming and grabbing Jedah rose up holding a girl a little taller than half his height by the neck." Lilith, what's up with the damn idea of tackling me?"
Lilith kept a naïve look on her face as she said" I thought it would be fun!"
Jedah held her for a moment as if contemplating what she said and then hit her on the head as he dropped her saying" Just be glad you weren't trying to fight me! I've beaten guys twice my size for doing the same thing!" He then turned to Phobos saying" And now that I think about it what were you doing in your locker?"
Phobos started to smile as he said" Working on a project. A new form of super computer that can fit into a space as small as a locker! I've been working on it for years and it's almost finished!"
"WHATEVER!" Jedah said as he pushed both Phobos and Lilith." Phobos, you know the way to Bishamons "office" so take Lilith. I'll be with you guys in a second." After he had made sure they were gone Jedah looked inside Phoboses locker then began kicking inside it saying" This'll teach him to ignore me!" After making sure everything was thoroughly broken he quickly caught up with the other two and led them down the halls.
As the three walked down the halls everyone moved to either side of the hall. Anyone who didn't was either pushed or punched as Jedah led them to their destination. After walking for a few minutes they came to a lone door with a loosely placed sign saying "Boys Bathroom". Jedah and Phobos went in while Lilith waited outside. After a few seconds Jedah poked his head out saying "Why aren't you coming in?" in an annoyed manner.
" It's...um…the B-b-boy's room…." She replied, embarrassed.
"So? I go into the girl's room all the time." He said as he began forcing her in.
" But, I don't do perverted things like you…" Was all she got out before she was pulled in.
Lilith kept her eyes closed for a few moments, but ultimately couldn't help looking. She was surprised to see no urinals or toilets. Instead there were numerous racks holding various music CD's, games, DVD players and many other electronics. She followed the others into a smaller room where a frog boy was talking to a weird looking samurai. After the frog was done talking to the samurai he turned to find himself staring into Jedah's face." Hey….Jedah…" was all he got out before Jedah grabbed him and threw him to the floor.
" Mind your own business, Wart-butt" Said Jedah as he and the others watched the frog quickly run out of the room.
" It's nice to see you pal, but it's not good for business to have my customers get beaten." The samurai said as the others returned their attention to him.
" Save it Bishamon," Jedah said as he pulled out some money" You got that CD I asked you for?"
" Yeah, but first I'm going to need some green." Bishamon said as Jedah handed him the money and he gave Jedah the CD.
" Oh, by the way" Jedah said" You handle the music that's played at the dance don't you?"
" Last time I checked, why?"
Jedah brought out his own CD as he said" I want you to play this." Bishamon took it, popped it into his Walkman and listened through the head phones for a few moments.
" You want me to play THIS?" He replied as Jedah nodded." I'd get in some big trouble…." He said with a serious look on his face which quickly changed to an insane smile" But we both know this would start a hell of a riot!" He said as he and Jedah shook hands." Of course I will!"
"Thanks!" Jedah replied as he led a confused Phobos and a mystified Lilith out of the room." See ya tonight, "PAL"!"
Phobos followed Jedah until he asked" What was on the CD, Jedah?"
" Yeah," Lilith voiced in agreement" I want to know too!"
Jedah didn't even bother to look towards them as he said" You'll learn later. At the Dance!" Phobos and Lilith looked at each other in confusion as Jedah walked ahead thinking" You will learn!..."
Jon: Hello. It's me, Jon. I hope you liked part 1 of this 2-part chapter.
Jedah: Because it's all you get until next time assholes!
Jo:…. You can't go without saying something like that can you?
Je: Not really.
Jo: Let's just go over the rest of the cast.
Je: How about no, cause this sucks.
Jo: ……… Okay…. So read the next chapter to find out if I get a date, what I broke at my house in the morning, what was on that CD Jedah gave to Bishamon and see the rest of the cast.
Je: I'll save you the trouble. He doesn't get a date and he didn't break anything.
Jo: Why did you do that ?
Je: So they don't read and we won't have to do any more of this crap!
Jo: Sigh…. Just read to see the rest of your favorite characters.
Je: Don't. You already saw me. And we all know that's why you came.
Jo: ……………….. See you in part two.
Je: They won't. Because this sucks.
Well that's all you get for now. Part 2 should be up next weekend. Give me some creative criticism and how you would like to see the other Darkstalkers. I'm open to ideas. And don't flame. I haven't written this kind of stuff in like 3 years.