Sup, Diary?!
Lady Garf gave me this for FREE last time I went to the Librarby, said somthing about "not wreckin the place with it". Its got a purpl cover and its AWESOME. Im gonna write everythin in it!
So Im Monster Kid, cuz I battle like a MONSTER, just like Undyne! And Im a kid. But Im really strong! I got a striped shirt (duh) sharp spikes that are three feet long, big musly legs, and big sharp teeth. Me and Undyne look exacly alike! And im not gonna tell you about her cuz EVERYONE knows about Undyne. Shes AWESOME!
Anyway, thats it.
MK
Yo, Diary!
I showed the skelebros my super cool diary. Papyrus took one look and toppled over. He kept on screaming "THE SPELLING ERRORS! IT HURTS MY EYES AND MY EVERYTHING!" (I wrote that really big cuz that's how Papyrus sounds). He then ran away crying. It was pretty cool.
I then showed it to Sans. He just said it was "neato" and left. Do you think he even looked at it?
Anyway, I'm trying to fix my spelling with a dictionary so Papyrus doesn't cry anymore. It was funny the first time, but I don't think it'll be as funny if I do it again and again. I need to up my pranking game!
MK
How's it hanging, Di?
3 super cool things happened today!
First off, I thought up a cool new name for Diary! Do you like it? Awesome!
Next, a new monster came to town! And they're a kid! And they like Undyne! And they have a striped shirt! We're gonna be best friends, I know it!
And then, I heard that Undyne's coming this way! I'm so pumped! That new kid's gonna see her too, so I'm taggin along! I can't wait!
Just, don't tell my parents I'm sneakin out, ok? They grounded me for WEEKS the last time.
MK
No need for the intro theres just too much to tell you
Ok so i was walkin with the new kid all quiet like and we were all in the grass and Undyne HEARD us and she was about to slotter us but then she was like "whoa, Monster Kid is here i cant handle this" and then she just VANISHED! and then we were in some more grass and then UNDYNE PICKED ME UP AND SHE STARED INTO MY EYES it was awesome! And then the new kid was at at that weird statue with the music that Undyne made and they solved the puzzle like THAT! I could never do that puzzle! Well, not cuz it was too hard, but the keys are too close together and I wake up all the other monsters. And then it was rainin and the new kid gave me their umbrella and i gave them a lift and then me and Undyne ambushed them and they never saw it coming! And then Undyne said "stay away from that human!" but i knew what she REALLY ment and i almost fell off a cliff and they SAVED ME! BEST DAY EVER!
MK
Maybe I shouldn't show Papyrus that last entry.
Hi Di (Ha, that rhymed!)
It's been a while since the last entry, but alot has happened. Like, too much.
So Undyne's empress now. I mean, that's still really cool and all, but, she's changed. Remember that new kid? Y'know, the one that saved me and didn't really talk all that much. Well, I guess they're not really new anymore, but Undyne REALLY hates them. Alot. I asked her about it, and she just said they killed people and "trapped us in this place" (she didn't say it like that, but my parents call in Woshua when I curse…) She's also more angry. She rarely talks anymore, except for when she commands her guard.
I don't think that new kid did it though (killing the people and trapping us). Why would they? After all this? After meeting Undyne?
After saving me?
I talked to Sans about it. He just shrugged his shoulders and left. It made me really angry for some reason. Then I talked to Papyrus about it (he's the Most Important Royal Position, so he's closer to Undyne than anyone!). He was silent for a moment, and then said
"MAYBE THEY DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS BAD WHEN THEY DID IT? ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THEY DID IT, AND I BELIEVE THAT WITH A GOAL IN YOUR HEART, YOU WILL ALWAYS AIM FOR GOOD. AND MY HEART IS AS GOOD AS GOLD! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
He continued to laugh like that for hours.
Maybe Papyrus is pretty cool after all.
MK