Prologue:
Naruto Uzumaki stared at the scenery below. He had stopped on his mission because nature beckomed him. Mother Earth stared at him with lust filled eyes and Naruto Uzumaki obliged. He stared at the scene she presented him. It was truly beautiful. There was a lake with crystal clear water being disturbed only by water falling from three waterfalls.
The first, and largest of the three was a spectacle to be held. The waterfall was stronger than any man could dream to be and was louder and more commanding then even the toughest army T.I.
The second waterfall was but a small child. She was gentle and had a soothing voice that could only be matched by Eve. Her water, was the purest of all and all the creatures of the forest knew and gathered by her.
The third and last waterfall was Naruto Uzumaki's favorite. It was the smallest, but the most unique. For it was yellow, and it was his own. It was his piss. Naruto Uzumaki whistled as he gave back to nature what was once it. In one of two of the shittiest forms he could. Naturally speaking of course.
Naruto put his member back in his pants, zipped up, gave one last stupid grin to Mother Nature; who at this point was utterly disgusted and revolted; and set off on his mission.
It wouldn't be a long one though. He forgot his mission papers back at his other "nature admiring stop" and used it as toilet paper.
Yes, Naruto Uzumaki was one of Konoha's finest. God help them all.